If you could shag any female from classic cinema who would it be and in what film?

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I'd give Bergman one in Casablanca.

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Edna Everage.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

From the classic 'The Adventures of Barry McKenzie'.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

C***m, you don't seem to understand. We don't start this kind of thread on ILX. If you want to start this kind of thread, you have to find a different forum where it's acceptable. This is not a complicated concept. Please take heed.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://base58.com/ilx/bushell.gif

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Mark, how long do you practice every day in order to get your head into your ass?

An hour? Two hours?

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Calzypoo, obviously however long each day you practice getting yours OUT isn't nearly long enough.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum, you argue about how people persecute you but you react to actually not abusive posts with hostility and sarcasm. Do you really not get it? Surely there must be something more fun than trolling. I recommend masturbation, though *not* to ILX.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude if ILX gets him off, so be it! Lap it up boy! (mark, dont get wound up!)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Who are you urging to lap it up?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Mr C!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

And what is the 'it' up which he should be lapping?

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark's love juices! jeez!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

OK Pp, just clarifying.

Cos if it was the attention, from what I've seen we're not giving him the kind Calzy-poo tends to lap up. It's always hilarious when the troll him/her/it-self loses his/her/its rag before getting a decent rise out of his/her/its targets.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

six years pass...

jane fonda in barbarella.
faye dunaway in bonnie and clyde/chinatown.
robin givens from boomerang era.

― truffle-flavoured french fry (titchyschneiderMk2), Saturday, 5 June 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

C***m, you don't seem to understand. We don't start this kind of thread on ILX. If you want to start this kind of thread, you have to find a different forum where it's acceptable. This is not a complicated concept. Please take heed.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:29 (6 years ago)

lol @ nu-ILX

(am actually with Mark C on this one)

― always changing, always the same (acoleuthic), Saturday, 5 June 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

what sort of place is this where you cant have this sort of thread?

― truffle-flavoured french fry (titchyschneiderMk2), Saturday, 5 June 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

imo the thread should be called 'Alluring Performances In Film' or something, not be gender-specific, and not have 'would smash' overtones, but I don't even see the need for it then. it's just an empty, unused sock of a thread-idea, waiting to be spunked in then disposed

― always changing, always the same (acoleuthic), Saturday, 5 June 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

i will give you faye dunaway though

― always changing, always the same (acoleuthic), Saturday, 5 June 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

thank u for your generous offer

― i don't always play indie, but when i do, i prefer xx (m bison), Saturday, 5 June 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

i have a hot tub time machine, i went back to the 1970s and she just climbed in, i figured it might be someone else's turn now

― always changing, always the same (acoleuthic), Saturday, 5 June 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

*obligatory drowning joke*

― Flautists Uber Frisco (jjjusten), Saturday, 5 June 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

If you're going to be "spunking in" something & throwing it away, use a condom, not a sock.

― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Saturday, 5 June 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

it isn't even my sock it's jack nicholson's sock, I stole it as a dare and now I have no use for it

― always changing, always the same (acoleuthic), Saturday, 5 June 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

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