MonolithMonsters: cue announcer guy voice: "the greatest story ever told as set in an unimaginable apocalyptic wasteland!"
Dubplatestyle: haha
SvnRgdTgr: Inspired by earlier in the chat: Ronco Food Dehydratington.
Dubplatestyle: starring GEORGE C SCOTT as GOD
SvnRgdTgr: BRB
hyperfeminine: hahaha
MonolithMonsters: and Jon Bon Jovi as Jesus!
hyperfeminine: !!
Dubplatestyle: haha
Dubplatestyle: yes!!
Epicharmus: And the holy ghost as...
hyperfeminine: Jon Bon Jesus
MonolithMonsters: Harry Dean Stanton as the holy ghost
hyperfeminine: hahaha
Dubplatestyle: the holy ghost will be played by the voice of mel brooks
hyperfeminine: lil bow wow as the holy ghost
Dubplatestyle: "the holy ghost!" "ya heard of me?"
MonolithMonsters: hahaha
Ronan909: the dad from the fresh prince as satan
Dubplatestyle: hahahaha
hyperfeminine: :-)
MonolithMonsters: CUT TO: scenes of car chases and explosions of holy fire
Ronan909: satan aka SUGE KNIGHT
Dubplatestyle: we should just recast the fresh prince as the bible story
hyperfeminine: yes!
Epicharmus: T.A.T.U. as Adam and Eve.
Ronan909: haha
Dubplatestyle: hahaha
hyperfeminine: awesome
MonolithMonsters: HAHAHAHAHA
Ronan909: hilary=mary magdalene
Dubplatestyle: which one is adam?
hyperfeminine: who cares?
Epicharmus: Exactly!
Dubplatestyle: adamo eveington
Dubplatestyle: deffo leppardington
Epicharmus: DMX and Jah Rule as Cain and Abel.
PinkMoosePearl has left the room.
hyperfeminine: wanda sykes has to be in here somewhere
MonolithMonsters: yes!
Ronan909: Ludacris as Moses
Dubplatestyle: "deffo" sounds like bad clown
Epicharmus: No, Moses has to be Steve Tyler.
Dubplatestyle: benzino as pontius pilate
Epicharmus: Or Sting.
Dubplatestyle: eminem must clearly be jesus
Dubplatestyle: or kid rock
hyperfeminine: eww
Dubplatestyle: jesus rock
hyperfeminine: jesus = bubba sparxxx
Dubplatestyle: haha
Ronan909: jesus=R KELLY
Dubplatestyle: YES
hyperfeminine: ronan wins
Epicharmus: Bingo!
Dubplatestyle: THIS CHAT IS OVER
Ronan909: persecuted in his own times
MonolithMonsters: wow!
hyperfeminine: moderator, please lock this chat
MonolithMonsters: end of chat
Ronan909: LIKE TWO SINNERS IN THE JUNGLE
MonolithMonsters: !!!!
Dubplatestyle: i clearly believe r kelly can walk on water at this point
Ronan909: he should have a single "walk on water"
Epicharmus: And turn water into pee.
hyperfeminine: heaven, i need a resurrection
Dubplatestyle: he's got the gift!!
Ronan909: featuring miracle lovah
Ronan909: or someone else you've never heard of before
Dubplatestyle: "feelin on yo stigmata"
Ronan909: haha
Ronan909: crucifixion (remix)
hyperfeminine: haha
Epicharmus: Now, uh, usually I don't like to do this, but...
Dubplatestyle: haha
MonolithMonsters: hahaha
Ronan909: hahaha
hyperfeminine: uh oh
Dubplatestyle: "let's break em off a little piece of the crucifixtion"
Ronan909: this chat just keeps on giving
andrew1nf has entered the room.
hyperfeminine: much like jesus' love
SvnRgdTgr: Andrew!
Ronan909: its like murder she wrote, when you get me up on that cross
Dubplatestyle: haha
andrew1nf: hi hi
Epicharmus: DO YOU REALIZE WE ARE BREAKING ALL OF GOD'S LAWS WITH THIS CHAT?!?!?
Ronan909: we are discussing R Kelly as jesus
andrew1nf: be back in a sec
Dubplatestyle: i must be a gladiator the way you got me playin the field
dallasdeadgirl has entered the room.
SvnRgdTgr: Sam!
dallasdeadgirl: hey kids
MonolithMonsters: there may be a few laws left we haven't broken
MonolithMonsters: let's get 'em
Dubplatestyle: gods laws are nothing in the face of r kelly
MonolithMonsters: hahahaha
SvnRgdTgr: How are you, sweet pea?
j bdules has entered the room.
SvnRgdTgr: I have faith in you guys, btw.
SvnRgdTgr: Hiya Julia!
Dubplatestyle: i would let r kelly do me i think
j bdules: hello
Dubplatestyle: i mean, i wouldnt let him pee on me
Ronan909: this is where the catholic church went wrong jess
dallasdeadgirl: i'm waiting for my damn laundry to finish
Dubplatestyle: yeah somewhere my hand moved away from theirs
dallasdeadgirl: i need to go to ships but it's getting late and i'm getting tired
Ronan909: ships!
SvnRgdTgr: Ooh, laundry day where you're at too, hm?
Ronan909: arr
Dubplatestyle: arrrr my filthy linens need a cleanin
hyperfeminine: i'm doing laundry tomorrow
SvnRgdTgr: Got duties at Ships, hon?
dallasdeadgirl: yes except are stupid fucking machines all suck
Ronan909: swab my stripey tshirt matey
dallasdeadgirl: and someone stole my dryer sheets. :-(
SvnRgdTgr: Laundry. Funnage. Or not.
j bdules: fun to have it done
Ronan909: i am watching the worst programme ever
j bdules: finished that is
Ronan909: it is called
Ronan909: "philly"
Ronan909: an american cop show
Dubplatestyle: once again the minute we turn from r kelly the fun stops
dallasdeadgirl: nah i just need to talk to the bartender about switch ing shifts
MonolithMonsters: stop watching it
Dubplatestyle: !!!!!
Dubplatestyle: wtf?!
hyperfeminine: mmm cheesesteaks
Ronan909: there was just a robbery which involved the line
Dubplatestyle: ronan what is it about?
MonolithMonsters: MMMMMMMM
Ronan909: "HEY STUPID OLD MAN"
Dubplatestyle: if this is an irish view of philadelphia i will die of happiness
Ronan909: and a bust where the cops shouted "get out mr mendoda"
Ronan909: no its american
Dubplatestyle: damn
Ronan909: not mendosa
Ronan909: mendoD
MonolithMonsters:
http://www.eatphillysbest.com /images/steaks.gif
Dubplatestyle: MENDOZZZAAAAA
j bdules: is that the one with kim delaney?
Ronan909: i am not sure who she is
Ronan909: it could be
Ronan909: let me try and check
j bdules: the chick from NYPD blue
hyperfeminine: mmm
hyperfeminine: is that italian beef in the middle?
Dubplatestyle: i am hungry now
MonolithMonsters: don't know. it's unidentified
Dubplatestyle: i am tempted to go get a cheesesteak
MonolithMonsters:
http://www.eatphillysbest.com /images/mission.gif
hyperfeminine: i'm totally fiending for one
Ronan909: i am starving but i have nothing but cookies
dallasdeadgirl: i had garlic shrimp for dinner
hyperfeminine: *buys the franchise*
MonolithMonsters: i have pumpkin soup in my future. soon to be augmented by garlic knots!
Ronan909: wait i have cigarettes!
hyperfeminine: mmm
Epicharmus: How can you knot garlic?
Dubplatestyle: wait so do i!
hyperfeminine: how can you not?
Ronan909: lighter is downstairs
j bdules: i was just eating bread with pumpkin butter. good stuff.
Dubplatestyle: thank you ronan
Ronan909: thats that
Ronan909: no wait
Ronan909: its here!
dallasdeadgirl: now i want pumpkin empandas. :-(
Dubplatestyle: hurrah!
SvnRgdTgr: Gah, now I feel like eating pumpkin scones with clotted cream.
Ronan909: ah sweet
Dubplatestyle: last night i was so drunk i was using a stick to get my cigarettes across the room without getting up
sucette66: mmmmm garlic knots
Epicharmus: What a pumpkin.
SvnRgdTgr: Sweet tooth = monstah.
Dubplatestyle: i'm like a teamster when i get drunk
Ronan909: i have been out every night for ages
MonolithMonsters: what a maroon!
MonolithMonsters: HAHAHAHAHA
Ronan909: i cant remember much
MonolithMonsters: best saying ever "i'm like a teamster when i get drunk"
Dubplatestyle: i beat up scabs and lay about
Ronan909: R Kelly as Jesus does a rap which begins "I'm like a teamster when I get drunk"
Epicharmus: Fuckin teamsters ROCK except when they don't.
Dubplatestyle: r kelly drives a car like this
Ronan909: i wish i could see what gesture you're doing
Dubplatestyle: no you dont
Dubplatestyle: trust me
Ronan909: oh dear
Dubplatestyle: yes, let me give her cab fare
Iodine999 has entered the room.
j bdules: hi vic
Dubplatestyle: tumbleweed
SvnRgdTgr: Vic!
Iodine999: hi all
Epicharmus: Yo.
Dubplatestyle: WRONG!
Iodine999: i am eating apple strudels
Dubplatestyle: damn too soon
SvnRgdTgr: Apple strudel. Ackage.
SvnRgdTgr: *sweet tooth starts attacking*
Dubplatestyle: i need a drink
Dubplatestyle: i guess i also need a cabana boy since one doesnt seem to be materializing
Iodine999: so...why don't we invite ann sterzinger and spice this up a bit
andrew1nf has left the room.
Dubplatestyle: who the hell is that?
Iodine999: don't you know? the greatest writer in chicago
Iodine999: a member of momus' gang
Dubplatestyle: i dont read
sucette66: gay men live in her apartment building
Ronan909: surely no
Ronan909: t
Dubplatestyle: no its true i dont
sucette66: so she gets to dress fabulously
Dubplatestyle: i never learned how
electrifyinmojo: i pick up the reader just about every week, and I swear i've never seen a byline ...
sucette66: by wearing their castoffs
SvnRgdTgr: Sure, invite Muffin Sterzinger, Vic!
hyperfeminine: muffin?
Dubplatestyle: queer eye for the fag hag
Iodine999: i need her screenname
SvnRgdTgr: *nods* 'Tis what the Valley URL calls her, JBR.
SvnRgdTgr: I thought you knew it, Vic...
Iodine999: if i knew it i would be cybering w/ her already
Dubplatestyle: queer eye for the fruitfly would have been more poetic now that i think about it
Iodine999: haha i cant wait for straight man for the gay man
Epicharmus: Hey, dude, I'm still waiting for someone to show how to care about football.
Iodine999: its supposed to be on comedy central
Dubplatestyle: then you know its gonna be good
Epicharmus: What's the point of the show if there's no fucking involved, though?
Iodine999: yep
hyperfeminine: from the network that brought you "porn and chicken"
Ronan909: chicken n beer
Iodine999: did anyone see that i love my bush show
hyperfeminine: that's my bush?
Epicharmus: From the channel where Jimmy Kimmel clawed his way to the top.
Iodine999: it was pretty lame
SvnRgdTgr: I saw it.
Iodine999: yeah that one
hyperfeminine: it was ok
Dubplatestyle: i love my bush too
Epicharmus: I prefer my topiary.
Dubplatestyle: like a little deer?
Iodine999: does this mean you don;t love your bush ?
hyperfeminine: lawn decorations: s/d
Epicharmus: More like a dolphin.
Iodine999: epicharmus -did the psychiatrist write back yet
dallasdeadgirl has left the room.
SvnRgdTgr: Pergolas are great.
Iodine999: your friendster love-doctor
Epicharmus: My mom killed a large bit of shrubbery my trying to trim to a corkscrew shape.
Epicharmus: No, he didn't.
Iodine999: one of my neighbors had a virgin mary statue in their yard
SvnRgdTgr: I think I know your neighbor, then.
Iodine999: i have nothing to add to this anecdote
sucette66: And of course homosexuals often identify with spinsters or sterile women, because in a sense a gay man is a 'woman' who cannot have children.
sucette66: oh momus momus momus
Iodine999: what thread is that from
MonolithMonsters: i need to take a picture of all the hideous pseudo-Roman statuary the people down the street from my mom have
sucette66: november spawned a monster
Dubplatestyle: "i, momus, am a dickhead" (knopf, fourh edition)
Epicharmus: Oh no. Not Momus on gayfolk, again?
Iodine999: why doesnt he come on chat
SvnRgdTgr: That's a Momus quote, Zoe? I should've known.
sucette66:
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid= 3999654
MonolithMonsters: because he doesn't have the time?
Epicharmus: DID HE, or DID HE NOT finally see my Vice scan?
Dubplatestyle: momus needs to be on the business end of my dick
Dubplatestyle: actually i feel disgusting now
Dubplatestyle: ew
Epicharmus: You'd have to dip it in bleach afterwards.
hyperfeminine: things are that bad, huh?
fogindex has entered the room.
Dubplatestyle: it's either momus or the inanimate carbon rod
Iodine999: he has enough time to post 24/7 ..i guess the rest of it he spends planning his marxist schemes
Iodine999: or posing naked
fogindex: jbdules, you + me = literati.... are you down?
Ronan909: in rod we trust
Dubplatestyle: or photoshopping his dick to the size of a zeppelin
Ronan909: or having some lagers with the lads
j bdules: sounds cool, gygax
SvnRgdTgr: gygax!
fogindex: soclounge12
fogindex: hi!
Dubplatestyle: he's just a regular bloke that momus
j bdules: hi btw
Ronan909: he posts on the sports threads incognito
Dubplatestyle: yes as "nick lachey"
Iodine999: haha the shame of a dandy being recognized on a sports thread
fogindex: i love baseball
fogindex: <= dandy
Dubplatestyle: do you have a lobster on a leash?
electrifyinmojo: i forgot to check in there today
electrifyinmojo: my mind is not on baseball
the minor thirds has left the room.
fogindex: um sometimes?
Epicharmus: Well, I'm gonna go to bed.
SvnRgdTgr: Good night Michael.
sucette66: night night
Dubplatestyle: night mike
Epicharmus: Night all.
j bdules: (i'm in soclounge12 gygax)
fogindex: okay i got a table!
MonolithMonsters: http://www.lavasurfer.com/cer eal-ralston.html
Ronan909: night michael
MonolithMonsters: he took the chat with him
hyperfeminine: awww
Dubplatestyle: he's just that dreamy
hyperfeminine: it's the rectangle glasses
MonolithMonsters: apparently so
Dubplatestyle: it doesnt have that effect for me
Dubplatestyle: i'm defective
hyperfeminine: you're broken
Ronan909: how can it ever soar above the r kelly jesus part
Ronan909: in fact the rest of the year is a write off after that
Iodine999: i feel like i came in after the climax
Dubplatestyle: yeah this is pretty much it
Dubplatestyle: i mean we might as well just drink the kool ain now
msdiceysemantics has entered the room.
fogindex: jbdules = 136, gygax 15 after 4 plays
MonolithMonsters: yeah, i'm all out of blasphemy
Iodine999: hi larcole
electrifyinmojo: i need to go make tacos ..... again.
msdiceysemantics: hi
fogindex: ef me
SvnRgdTgr: Hi Nicolars!
fogindex: two straight bingos
electrifyinmojo has left the room.
Hstencil has entered the room.
Ronan909: hey nicole
Dubplatestyle: nicole do you worship jesus?
SvnRgdTgr: Go J.Girl, go!
hyperfeminine: i'm taking off in a minute too
SvnRgdTgr: 'stence!
msdiceysemantics: ?
Ronan909: it is 4 am almost
j bdules: it's all luck so far though gygax
Ronan909: i should be taking off
Ronan909: but something compels me not to
Hstencil: hello.
Dubplatestyle: it's the power of god
Ronan909: a love for r kelly?
Dubplatestyle: it compells you ronan
Ronan909: yes
msdiceysemantics: The power of Wilmer Valderama.
msdiceysemantics: Ronan's soul mate.
Dubplatestyle: i really am getting obsessed with him as the year drags on
Iodine999: you should be taking off...
Iodine999: taking of your clothes
Ronan909: rowr
Ronan909: R Kelly would make a good santa claus also jess
Ronan909: if you're feeling seasonal
Dubplatestyle: this is true!
Dubplatestyle: also: a pilgrim
msdiceysemantics: He wouldn't mind children sitting on his lap.
Ronan909: a gigantic turkey
Dubplatestyle: can you imagine him in big buckle shoes?
Ronan909: with an apple in his mouth
Ronan909: hahaha
Ronan909: that did it for the mental image
Dubplatestyle: goody kelly
Ronan909: santas head elf
Ronan909: dressed all in green
Iodine999: i like his latest single actually
Dubplatestyle: him and will ferrel
Dubplatestyle: all his singles this year have been ace
fogindex: hi, i'm gonna be logged on but away from the pc... IM me if interested
fogindex: <=gygax!
Dubplatestyle: because he is god
fogindex: <=cyber sex offer for jess and hstencil
Hstencil: please no, Alice is watching.
Dubplatestyle: r kelly's new album "a pilgrims' progress"
MonolithMonsters has left the room.
Hstencil: well at least not watching, she's right here in the room.
fogindex: what are you wearing?
Iodine999: maybe she gets off on watching
hyperfeminine: ok, i'm out too... later kids
hyperfeminine has left the room.
Hstencil: I am wearing a white t-shirt and green jeans.
Hstencil: and flipflops.
Dubplatestyle: bye jody
Hstencil: I did not go see T. Raumschmiere and Ellen Alien tonight.
fogindex: ooooh hstencil i have another thing to send you
fogindex: bye jody
Dubplatestyle: um did mike actually leave then?
Dubplatestyle: or is he just listening in?
Iodine999: he's a spy
Iodine999: he
Dubplatestyle: in the house of jess
Iodine999: has been planted here by ann sterzinger
FatTonyM84 has left the room.
Hstencil: what are you going to send me?
fogindex: it'll arrive tomorrow in your email
Iodine999: his love
Hstencil: oh okay.
Ronan909: a lifesize cut out of r kelly
Hstencil: sweet!
Ronan909: dressed as a snowman
Dubplatestyle: mmmm
fogindex: yes!
fogindex: you're all correct
Hstencil: I need to go watch Seinfeld now. I will see y'all later.
Dubplatestyle: as the plow king
Ronan909: hahahaha
Hstencil: I love you all.
Ronan909: cant stop laughing now
Hstencil: peace in the middle east.
Dubplatestyle: bye bye
Hstencil: word.
Ronan909: bye
Hstencil has left the room.
Dubplatestyle: well it was nice of him to stop by
Ronan909: imagine how he could hit the notes on the mr plow jingle
Dubplatestyle: i wish i'd have had something prepared
Dubplatestyle: hahaha
Dubplatestyle: the spanish version
Dubplatestyle: nothing is ever gonna top the cruicifxtion i think ronan
fogindex: bye hstencil
Ronan909: every scream like a new note
Dubplatestyle: he looks like a lion:
Dubplatestyle: http://www.nccu.edu/campus/echo/archive4 -0001/r.kelly.jpg
Ronan909: jerusalllllllllllem city
Ronan909: a city of justice
Dubplatestyle: testify
Ronan909: he is like the new mr t
Ronan909: after the old one got too lofty and distant
msdiceysemantics: That fur has style.
Ronan909: if he zipped the coat up he would look like he was hiding in a giant dandelion
Dubplatestyle: the old mr t is just too commercial
Ronan909: yes
Ronan909: though he was considered for the part of jesus
Dubplatestyle: i pity the fool who doesnt follow me
Ronan909: until romulus stepped in
Dubplatestyle: etc
Ronan909: yes
Dubplatestyle: haha
Dubplatestyle: ROMULUS
Ronan909: it was hackneyed
Dubplatestyle: my mom might as well kill herslef after that
Dubplatestyle: she'll never top it
Ronan909: in the jesus film he founds the city of rome as romulus
Ronan909: in true hollywood historical inaccurac
Ronan909: y
Ronan909: he also discovers penicillin
Dubplatestyle: does he play both parts?
Dubplatestyle: romulus and remus?
Ronan909: yes
Dubplatestyle: ala the parent trap?
Ronan909: and defeats king arthur and the ninjas
Dubplatestyle: he also single handedly saves a small mining town
Dubplatestyle: frees the slaves
Ronan909: haha
Ronan909: "you truly are the king of kings"
Dubplatestyle: unites the unions with sally field
Dubplatestyle: ben hur kelly
Dubplatestyle: obv the r stands for "Real comedy value"
Ronan909: Rtacus Kelly
Ronan909: yes
Ronan909: we are squeezing this one dry
Dubplatestyle: ronan i think our audience is revolting
Ronan909: we better break them off a little of the remix
Ronan909: although
Ronan909: i wouldnt normally do that
Dubplatestyle: no
Ronan909: come back!
Dubplatestyle: who left?
Ronan909: this chat is like r kellys career
Ronan909: i forecast a boom again very soon jess
Ronan909: heaven send us a hug
Dubplatestyle: well as soon as my boyfriend gets home i'll invite him to play
msdiceysemantics: Chris Ott?
Dubplatestyle: simon trife
Ronan909: the truth comes out
Dubplatestyle: our love is eternal
Dubplatestyle: like r kelly and youngsters
Ronan909: like whoa
Iodine999: weall knew this secret, but we were willing to play ignorant
Iodine999: now we cannot any longer
msdiceysemantics: Like Dawson and his father.
Dubplatestyle: i'm also his father
Ronan909: like chris ott and himself
Dubplatestyle: forget it ronan, it's chinatown
fogindex: hahahaha
Dubplatestyle: hey thanks, we'll be here all week
Ronan909: every day
Ronan909: and night
Dubplatestyle: we live to give
msdiceysemantics: Just like R. Kelly.
Dubplatestyle: i've got so much love to give
Epicharmus has left the room.
Ronan909: r kelly wrote the lyric for so much love to give
Ronan909: hell he wrote the book
Ronan909: and then tore it up again
Ronan909: only to glue it back together
Dubplatestyle: he's actually a french man
fogindex: ronan are you feeling okay?
Dubplatestyle: and american at the same time
Dubplatestyle: ronan's high on life
Ronan909: i am feeling r kelly
Dubplatestyle: he's feeling on my booty
Ronan909: he says hello
Ronan909: the french man was pretty good
Ronan909: were you thinking stereotypical beret
Ronan909: stripey shirt?
fogindex: i am wearing a frenchy stripe shirt
Ronan909: i own one
Dubplatestyle: yes instead of a penis he has a baugette
Ronan909: theres no ette in r kelly
msdiceysemantics: That explains the crust.
msdiceysemantics: I killed the chat.
Ronan909: no its still going
Dubplatestyle: krusty the kelly
Iodine999: once the ignition is in, it doesnt stop. okay there i killed it
Ronan909: r kelly and psalmuel l jackson star in JESUS: REMIX
Dubplatestyle: wow
― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)