Donut Fetish: a business proposal

So I think the idea from Huck's donut thread has serious potential w/ hipsters the primary clientele, with the leather/latex clad waitresses with strap-ons-cum-donut holders, and maybe a Back Room where the masochists go to be handcuffed to the booths and so if they want their donuts, they have to use their mouths to remove when from the dildo, but little do they know, that it's GUYS SERVING THEM WITH THEIR HARD PULSING COCKS I'VE TRICKED YOU YUPPIE SCUM.

And our slogan would be, "No shirt, no shoes, no donut, bitch."

I can provide the capital, who can provide everything else?