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It says here. I'm R2-D2, so yay.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nude robot answers.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was the Iron Giant.

― Maria, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am Maximillian from the movie the Black Hole -- if I'd seen the movie, that would help.

― Nicole, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm Rachel

― kevin enas, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

great, i was created by apu and don't get to score with ally sheedy.

― ethan, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm R2 as well Ned. Or should we be speaking in bleeps bloops squeals and binary?

― Kim, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am r2 d2 i am r2 d2 i am cp30s bitch

― anthony, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maximillian was big red and fucking scary, Nicole. Not too shabby.

― Kim, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am Al Gore.

― Jeff, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm Al Gore! (SERIOUSLY!)

that's actually kinda cool. i bet there ain't no G.W. or Ralph Nader robots! hee hee hee

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am Rachael, from Bladerunner.

― rainy, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

C3PO
"The Less Cool Sidekick to Luke Skyewalker"

sigh

― Brian MacDonald, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kraftwerk is seriously awesome stuff

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Another r2-d2. Is fine I says.

― Omar, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm Marvin from hitchhiker's guide.

― will mckenzie, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

C3PO. I kind of expected that.

― Bill, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.robohouse.com/myrobot/c3p0.gif

Did that work?

― Madchen, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

big red and fucking scary

That sounds about right. I think this one must be a lot more accurate than the rock star boyfriend quiz.

― Nicole, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

R2D2, I can handle that. he (?) was pretty sassy. How many robots are there? Was anyone Bender?

― Samantha, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.robohouse.com/myrobot/r2d2.gif

― Graham, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who expected this?

http://www.robohouse.com/myrobot/algore.gif

― Ally, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.robohouse.com/myrobot/roy.gif

I am so happy right now, it's unbearable!

― Dan Perry, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like the robots from The BLack HOle. MAXIMILLION!

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

great, i'm a t2. "underneath my skin, i am liquid metal." as long as i don't have to assume the form of schwarzeneggar or robert patrick, i suppose it's okay.

― your null fame, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I appear to be Data. And I don't even like Star Trek.

http://www.robohouse.com/myrobot/data.gif

― Nick, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm also Roy Batty. But, I don't know who Roy Batty be?...Depart to google search must I.

― james, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh way cool!...Roy Batty rules! Cyborg y'all!

― james, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.robohouse.com/myrobot/pris.gif

Gah. Booorriing.

― Dave M., Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Boring old C3PO. I want to be Yul Brynner in Westworld.

― Billy Dods, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I changed two answers and came out the Terminator. There's a huge difference between the Terminator and Al Gore, you know.

― Ally, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No Ally, I think you've hit upon a scary military secret. The two- step Al Goreminator plan.

― james, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ROY BATTY!

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... "

― DavidM, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what was the movie where someone quoted that and then another character said 'don't try it, we've all seen blade runner'? did i dream that?

― ethan, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

so who is roy batty? cos i am he.

― di, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

was that mallrats?

― ethan, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

roy batty is a renegade android from Blade Runner, Di.

― james, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm Roy Batty too.

― suzy, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Roy Batty (dying): "I've seen things you couldn't believe. I've seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. All lost, like tears in the rain... Time to die." (dies)

― mark s, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I fear I'm Data, the annoying android from Star Trek. I never even realized he (and I????) was an android!

― Helen Fordsdale, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a Triceratops.

― Tom, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

someone fucking answer me!

― ethan, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maria + I are the only Iron Giants so far... you can consider yourselves warned. Batty + Rachel weren't real robots but creepy genetically-manipulated freaks... awesomely beautiful though.

― stevo, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ethan: I have no idea.

(At least you can't say everyone ignored you...)

― Dan Perry, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Roy Batty (dying): "I've seen things you couldn't believe. I've seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. All lost, like tears in the rain... Time to die." (dies) "

You've got this a bit wrong, mark s, ya plum. Never mind. Doesn't matter.

― DavidM, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...

I'm surprised the images from the poll are still running.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 03:35 (twenty years ago)

― Cynthia Nixon Now More Than Ever (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 03:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.robohouse.com/myrobot/roy.gif

― Cynthia Nixon Now More Than Ever (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 03:40 (twenty years ago)

I'm Roy Batty too.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 03:52 (twenty years ago)

I was worried that my "I do not value human life" answer might have skewed things.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 04:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.robohouse.com/myrobot/roy.gif

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 04:10 (twenty years ago)

well well...

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 04:11 (twenty years ago)

we're all roy batty!

― Cynthia Nixon Now More Than Ever (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 04:11 (twenty years ago)

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 04:11 (twenty years ago)

let's get the other droidz to pick on the cripple

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 04:13 (twenty years ago)

Grrr...I was "David" from A.I. What a fuggin' sap.

I was ambivalent on some of the questions, so I'll retake it with more cynical answers. If I don't get a different answer, then I'll know today's just the day that the universe takes a shit on me -- would fit with the how the day's been going so far...

R2D2's cool. Reminded me of some comedian's schtick about R2 being a total lesbo robot -- y'know with the handy toolbelt 'n stuff. And C3Po was obviously a total male gay bottom.

― M. Mess-injure, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 05:35 (twenty years ago)

Gah! It says I'm still David from A.I. even after going for more cynical responses. Fuggin' lame survey. I envision myself as Marvin, the paranoid android from Hitchhiker's Guide -- only slightly less maladjusted.

― M. Mess-injure, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 05:43 (twenty years ago)

OTOH, I took the "sister survey" and according to it, my "true" size is

I have xx chromosomes, so I don't have dangling genitalia. But I do have a lesbian phallus, and it is mighter than the pen is.

― M. Mess-injure, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 05:57 (twenty years ago)

Whoops, my *true* size is "powerful -- I blinded myself once."

― M. Mess-injure, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 05:59 (twenty years ago)

I'm 'Data, the annoying robot from Star Trek.' That's rubbish.

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 12:41 (twenty years ago)

me too joe :(

― pete b. (pete b.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 12:46 (twenty years ago)

but Data is kind.

― pete b. (pete b.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 12:47 (twenty years ago)

No fucking way am I Al Gore!

I'm not having it.
I must have punched a hole in the wrong part of the confusing questionnaire.
I demand a recount.
I AM THE REAL PRESIDENT.

Oh. :-(

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 12:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.robohouse.com/myrobot/irongiant.gif

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 13:11 (twenty years ago)

I wish I was the Iron Giant.

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 13:15 (twenty years ago)

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:00 (twenty years ago)

The fuck?

Oh well, I was Maximilian.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:00 (twenty years ago)

How does this work?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:03 (twenty years ago)

Crap, I'm Al Gore.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:04 (twenty years ago)

Oh right, I'm Data!!!!!!!!! Dataismus

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:04 (twenty years ago)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:09 (twenty years ago)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:17 (twenty years ago)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:54 (twenty years ago)

I'm still Maxmillian. The passing of time has made me no gentler or kinder, I guess.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:55 (twenty years ago)

"Roy Batty (dying): "I've seen things you couldn't believe. I've seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. All lost, like tears in the rain... Time to die." (dies) "

you forgot the "I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate."!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:56 (twenty years ago)

i'm C-3p0

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:56 (twenty years ago)

figures

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:56 (twenty years ago)

I'm CPL593H.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago)

You showoff.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago)

nineteen years pass...

Robot collapses after working for 20 hours straight 😭🤖 pic.twitter.com/QimRwhszRo
— Insane Reality Leaks (@InsaneRealitys) April 24, 2024

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 12:58 (one year ago)

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