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FBI urges police to watch for people carrying almanacs
TED BRIDIS, Associated Press Writer
Monday, December 29, 2003
©2003 Associated Press
URL: sfgate.com/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2003/12/29/national1426EST0580.DTL

(12-29) 12:54 PST WASHINGTON (AP) --
The FBI is warning police nationwide to be alert for people carrying almanacs, cautioning that the popular reference books covering everything from abbreviations to weather trends could be used for terrorist planning.

In a bulletin sent Christmas Eve to about 18,000 police organizations, the FBI said terrorists may use almanacs "to assist with target selection and pre-operational planning."

It urged officers to watch during searches, traffic stops and other investigations for anyone carrying almanacs, especially if the books are annotated in suspicious ways.

"The practice of researching potential targets is consistent with known methods of al-Qaida and other terrorist organizations that seek to maximize the likelihood of operational success through careful planning," the FBI wrote.

The Associated Press obtained a copy of the bulletin this week and verified its authenticity.

"For local law enforcement, it's just to help give them one more piece of information to raise their suspicions," said David Heyman, a terrorism expert for the Washington-based Center for Strategic and International Studies. "It helps make sure one more bad guy doesn't get away from a traffic stop, maybe gives police a little bit more reason to follow up on this."

The FBI noted that use of almanacs or maps may be innocent, "the product of legitimate recreational or commercial activities." But it warned that when combined with suspicious behavior -- such as apparent surveillance -- a person with an almanac "may point to possible terrorist planning."

The publisher for The Old Farmers Almanac said Monday terrorists would probably find statistical reference books more useful than the collections of Americana in his famous publication of weather predictions and witticisms.

"While we doubt that our editorial content would be of particular interest to people who would wish to do us harm, we will certainly cooperate to the fullest with national authorities at any level they deem appropriate," publisher John Pierce said.

The FBI said information typically found in almanacs that could be useful for terrorists includes profiles of cities and states and information about waterways, bridges, dams, reservoirs, tunnels, buildings and landmarks. It said this information is often accompanied by photographs and maps.

The FBI urged police to report such discoveries to the local U.S. Joint Terrorism Task Force.

©2003 Associated Press  

El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

all information is evil
surrender yourselves, and your encyclopedias, NOW

Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so going to walk around with an almanac now.

Leee Marvin (Leee), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

My god! First this and then I got a copy of the Old Farmer's Almanac for Xmas. Clearly I am a danger to us all.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Associated Press obtained a copy of the bulletin this week and verified its authenticity."

Translation: 'I know, I know. We thought it was a hoax, too.'

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Also be on the lookout for anyone carrying the Guinness Book of World Records. They may be planning to load the world's fattest twins' motorbikes with explosives...

Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, the phone book. It's full of sensitive information, such as the locations of public buildings.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Good fucking god the world is entirely insane. Burn all copies of Back To The Future 2.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

And Back to the Future 3, just for fun!

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)


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