If you were judging the NUDE Miss World competition for how long would you look in the mirror and consider yourself a lucky, lucky bastard?

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And would you wear baggy trousers?

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

This one was a bit weak, really wasn't it?

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah :/

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Agreed. Maybe needs livened up a bit - want to have a go?

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I really haven't got any beef with you man, I'm sorry. I could show you my tits and you could call me a vivisectionist and then someone can post as Nicky Wire but we already done that. It all feels a bit "2003" to me now.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

It still is 2003.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, what way forward to 2004 then? Surely you have something you want to spill out and get pissed off about?

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

nope...i can't think of anything....

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I think I'd like to discuss engagement rings and tea parties, are you down for that? Either subject?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

You're on!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Engagement rings AT tea parties or the two subjects seperately?

Did you know that rings come in different sizes? I did not. I mean, I suspected, but had no idea that it was such a big deal.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I tried to start some kind of thing after your breasts pic but I couldn't actually find myself thinking of a reason to start ANYTHING so instead I just argued with myself. It's pretty poor, but someone is likely to argue back.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

If I was so inclined to have an engagement, right, I would want one of those rings with the things on the side, baguettes, is that what they are called? And a big rock in the middle. That way I can rub it in everyone's faces. That's what I do at tea parties though, find something I can use to be smug about and rub it in everyone's faces. Why else have a tea party, you know?

Calum, that one particular breasts shot of me that I just posted is pretty poor quality because I got such an awful sunburn right prior to taking that picture. You can see the tan lines! But I'm tired of the other one I always post.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

You know what sucks about tea parties?
Those fucking doily gloves you have to wear. I don't mind the bonnets, but those gloves, they make holding a tea cup in the proper pinky-up fashion a real ballbreaker, y'know?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Doily gloves? What kind of tea parties are you going to, kid? Seriously it sounds a bit more like you accidentally went on the set to A Month at the Lake instead of a tea party. You need to let your hair down a bit, wear non-doily gloves. You know, proper white riding gloves.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

the tea party they have every Thursday 3pm at the MIDNIGHT BUNNY RANCH, NEVADA is pretty fucking sweet

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I bring a crop?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I want my new chair NOW.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

It is a futon bed-chair fold-up thing and green and mega comfy, btw.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, wait, back that azz up, stevem are you saying you've patronized the Bunny Ranch??

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

he just went for the Camomile

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

i'm doing laps after this, basically

― That one guy that quit, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

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