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Ok, what the hell is this?
http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/alizee.txt
I've seen it on HTML Playground, but who is this?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Saturday, 3 January 2004 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

behave sean³.
You know how to search for "Alizee" using google and Search

― Mr Noodles¹ (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 3 January 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm too lazy to do that. Just tell me who she is.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Saturday, 3 January 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

It's Aja.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 3 January 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

It seems that everything on this site one way or another leads to Alizee or Burma Kitty.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Saturday, 3 January 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha before I read Mr. Noodles' post I was gonna say Asia... ARGENTO! It does kind of look like her.

― Sean (Sean), Saturday, 3 January 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

must.. restrain.. myself.. from.. adding.. Aja's.. head.. to.. animated.. gif.

― may pang (maypang), Saturday, 3 January 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Do it anyway. I would like to see her.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Saturday, 3 January 2004 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

you're fired.

― dyson (dyson), Saturday, 3 January 2004 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

this is all extremely disturbing

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 3 January 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

May Pang you must be new here. It's Ned's head that goes on everything.
Like:
http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/misneducation.jpg

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh me oh my.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha

before that picture loaded i was afraid it was going to be Nedizee

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you realise what you've done, stevem? Right now people are scrabbling at Photoshop!!!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

We're all doomed. Dan Perry is going to explode and the fallout will eradicate all known life on ILX.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Please Please, I will buy the maker of Nedizee a pint of Creemore.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i don;t know what Creemore is but if it's not actual liquid gold then no sale

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a happy man. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Its golden coloured and has alcohol in it.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I had ani GIF software right about now

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 3 January 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

for gods sake, WHY?!

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 3 January 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

that ned pic above is wonderful. Excellent photoshop skills!

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 3 January 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you realise what you've done, stevem? Right now people are scrabbling at Photoshop!!!

GraphicConverter. But still...

― Zzz (-_-) zzZ (Wintermute), Sunday, 4 January 2004 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/nedizee.txt

― Zzz (-_-) zzZ (Wintermute), Sunday, 4 January 2004 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh me oh my.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 4 January 2004 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the very first thing I've seen this morning. Sweet Jesus.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 4 January 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the way Ned's face wobbles slightly, like a sinister mask that Alizee is wearing to please her kinky Ned-fetishising lover.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 4 January 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the way Ned's face wobbles slightly, like a sinister mask that Alizee is wearing to please her kinky Ned-fetishising lover.

you talk like there is something unusual about this, ann summers have been selling these things for months.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Sunday, 4 January 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i dated her

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 4 January 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I keep hearing this thread title to the tune of "I Want to Know What Love Is"

― NA (Nick A.), Sunday, 4 January 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I am truly amazed. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 January 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

hurrrah!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 4 January 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

This is still wrong.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 4 January 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/nedizee.gif

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 4 January 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It's maturing.

― pete s, Sunday, 4 January 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

You see how his head judders at the apex?! He's laughing. This is so so so so so sos so so so so so so so so so so so wrong.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 4 January 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

*shakes head*

*shakes first skywards*

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 4 January 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

laughing at the insane creation of a new race?

― omg, Sunday, 4 January 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Frankenstein's monster was the dry run.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 January 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG people - I haven't had my coffee yet and I just don't think I can handle this...

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 4 January 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy shit. I figured someone would photoshop that eventually but...wow.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Sunday, 4 January 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess I owe Sean a beer.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 4 January 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

tears of laughter

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 4 January 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

It's mesmeric.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 4 January 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Im just glad its Ned and not Gierbot.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 4 January 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

are you sure you're not just hoping that someone will take that as bait and make a Geirizee?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Sunday, 4 January 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

there you go dante, be careful what you wish for.

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 4 January 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmm

― Zzz (-_-) zzZ (Wintermute), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

no no no no no no

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

yes yes yes yes yes yes

http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/geirizee.txt

― Zzz (-_-) zzZ (Wintermute), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I still think Gareth's dancing head with the Tankpuss was the best on that front.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

coffee... not.. helping

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

hang on, hang on. i'm trying to pitch-shift "The Model" so that it's in sync with the head waverings.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

thank heavens for small blessings, the image link is broken

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

awww he's like our very own windowlicker

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

a couple more of those and we could create the most disturbing hamsterdance page ever

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

thank heavens for small blessings, the image link is broken

Not anymore:

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/geirizee.gif

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

good work numbnuts that's 600k small

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

anyone remember than animated gif of that cuddly toy kermit the frog screwing that cuddly toy sheep, i'd sure hate to see anyone use that.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

just for reference
http://www.marty-obrien.com/kermit---1.gif

but if anyone does decide to stick alizees head on kermit, and maybe justin timberlake on the little sheep i may be quite happy

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it me or is Kermit getting faster?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

bob, you are a bad bad man

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Im much more a Randal.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

http://www.ratso.net/frog8.jpg

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:11 (twenty years ago)

That's not an ilXor...is it?

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:32 (twenty years ago)

It's Nadia.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:37 (twenty years ago)

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