T/S: The American President needs a new theme song

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Right, this thread is about updating the theme song that accompanies the President of the United States of America at all official functions, state dinners, etc. Now, this doesn't necessarily refer to the current guy in the White House, but would be inclusive of all of them hence.

We here feel that "Hail to the Chief" is a bit outdated for our fast-moving, ever-changing, modern lives, and propose a change.

Should the new song for the President be:

1. "Yakety Sax"

2. The theme song to "Sanford & Son"

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Saturday, 3 January 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Please cast your vote here, and list your reasoning.

You have 20 minutes, and remember, spelling counts.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Saturday, 3 January 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Keep On Rocking In The Free World without the lines about toliet paper.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 3 January 2004 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

War Pigs

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Cacklin' Sax

― may pang (maypang), Saturday, 3 January 2004 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

only in it for the money

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 3 January 2004 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"Bad to the Bone" as performed by the Kids of Widney High

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 3 January 2004 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

dare to be stupid

― dyson (dyson), Saturday, 3 January 2004 07:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Ya

― Berkeley / Sackett (calstars), Saturday, 3 January 2004 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

eat my fuc

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 3 January 2004 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

The Bad Touch

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 3 January 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't mind Hail To the Chief so much, because I make up my own lyrics. It's an easy tune to fit new words to.

Hail to the chief
And to all his little chieflets.
Hail to his suit
And his makeup man - he looks so swell!
How did we get
Such a presidential looking guy?
I guess we're just lucky
Or we voted that'a way!

― Aimless, Saturday, 3 January 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The theme for Sanford and Son is perfect.

― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Saturday, 3 January 2004 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

the ventures, "surfin and spyin"

― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 3 January 2004 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The theme from 'The Prisoner'.

― Al_Ewing, Saturday, 3 January 2004 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Arrest the President

― sym (shmuel), Sunday, 4 January 2004 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"Bow to the Masta"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 4 January 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

smalltown boy

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 4 January 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

uptown girl

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 4 January 2004 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

spider man

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 4 January 2004 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"it's hard to believe it" - glenda collins

― amateur!st (amateurist), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Renegade Master

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Super Sexy by Morphine

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Ministry's "NWO" please.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it's seems the "T/S" portion of this has all gone to hell, and the lot of you are to blame.

WEEP, weep do i for our future.

(p.s. i vote "Sanford & Son")

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Assault's "Ass N Titties"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

For our current president, it should be a goddamn nursery rhyme like "Row Row Row Your Boat" or "Ring Around the Rosie."

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

the Kills' "Fuck the People"

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"California Uber Alles" for Gov. Arnold.

― Leee Smith (Leee), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

NICKALICIOUS WINS

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

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