How would you kill Simon Cowell if he insulted you?

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Again, I want very gory details...

I'd kick him in the nuts....with golf cleets...

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Saturday, 3 January 2004 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)

that wouldn't kill anyone.

― dyson (dyson), Saturday, 3 January 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

repeatedly, maybe

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 3 January 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Simon Cowell is the single most important ingredient in making Pop Idol the great show it is.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 3 January 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Martin OTM.

― Melly E (Melly E), Saturday, 3 January 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Seems from what Martin said that the 'loudmouth nobody' judge was part of the format. The Yook apparently had Simon Cowell, we (Oz) had Ian 'Dickhead' Dickson. The 'cynical oily smug git industry insider who's now slightly past it' judge was another important element. Your Pete Waterman was our Mark Holden.

All four of them should be sent up the Amazon in an open boat.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Saturday, 3 January 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno - I kinda like Waterman and Cowell, at least they were not afraid to say what they thought and alot of it, although a bit too nastily expressed sometimes, i thought was actually fair enough. Cowell's unstinting support for the eventual winner, in the face of people miles better than her, was baffling i thought though.

― Melly E (Melly E), Saturday, 3 January 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

how does Cowell stay motivated to do what he does? it's baffling

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 3 January 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I hear there's this thing called 'money,' stevem. I realize we are often both bereft of it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 3 January 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

he is already rich beyond comprehension though

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 3 January 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

it's like winning a race but then continuing to run

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 3 January 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

and the race was only with himself anyway

― socrates (blueski), Saturday, 3 January 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Simon Cowell is Pre.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 3 January 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to see the triumphant reurn of Nigel Lythgoe to reclaim his seat from this young pretender.

― pete s, Saturday, 3 January 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

nine years pass...

eggs..

― Mark G, Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:49 (twelve years ago)

It's the only eggs-citement you'll get watching that show...

― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 8 June 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)

Cowell just can't take a yolk.

― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 8 June 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)

― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 8 June 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)

A Snowball is a mixture of Advocaat and lemonade in approximately equal parts. It may have other ingredients, to taste.[1]
It typically contains a squeeze of fresh lime juice, which is shaken with the advocaat before pouring into a glass and topping up with lemonade.[2]
If one does not have Advocaat, then it may be substituted by making your own Advocaat, which typically consists of 1 egg, 30 ml of simple syrup, and 60 ml of brandy.[3]

― Mark G, Saturday, 8 June 2013 20:46 (twelve years ago)

Meanwhile the Tribute to good old Great Britain wins..

― Mark G, Saturday, 8 June 2013 20:53 (twelve years ago)

Just found out:

https://twitter.com/ravenquartet

― Mark G, Saturday, 8 June 2013 21:10 (twelve years ago)

Raven Quartet‏@ravenquartet5m
Natalie’s decision to do what she did on Saturday eve was never discussed with the group or our manager; she acted entirely alone. We’d …..
Raven Quartet‏@ravenquartet4m
…never condone such a disturbance & think Richard & Adam did a brilliant job of carrying on their performance under the circumstances.

But where do they go from here?

― Mark G, Monday, 10 June 2013 09:42 (eleven years ago)

Raven Trio?

― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Monday, 10 June 2013 09:43 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbzjvyxFUsM

― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Monday, 10 June 2013 09:46 (eleven years ago)

xpost well, quite.

Seems they supplement their income doing TV sessions and suchlike (popstar to opera star, for example, as a quartet, and clearly BGT on individual bases), but this would make her (and by association, them) unemployable.

― Mark G, Monday, 10 June 2013 09:50 (eleven years ago)

I mean, I hesitate to say it, being an 'old granny' type of line, but had she been at the white powder beforehand or something?

― Mark G, Monday, 10 June 2013 09:51 (eleven years ago)

Oh, I'm not so sure about that - plenty of TV people would employ them on the basis that they don't like Cowell either.

Srs answer to question: fatal dosage of pure caffeine or nicotine in an otherwise innocuous drink.

― on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Monday, 10 June 2013 09:52 (eleven years ago)

I mean, I hesitate to say it, being an 'old granny' type of line, but had she been at the white powder beforehand or something?

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/pg_r5qzxJaY/hqdefault.jpg

― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Monday, 10 June 2013 09:54 (eleven years ago)

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