Spam fiction thread

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I really like this.

More of a spam poem really - still bizarre though.

Hello,

Remove me,
this thing is unwanted;
Do you find lists,
self-hate,
together?

Consistently adding tons
did I know
wonders,
spammers,
friends?

You owe it,
tried, all bottom
this software
adding weeks, included
as many people possible.

Together, you hope, try...
I worked, haven't gotten
forward people clear.

Original:

This thing really works.
Do you find yourself consistantly adding your email address to ton's of spammers "remove me" lists?
I know I did. I tried out this software (the ad and link which I have included at the bottom of this email) and I haven't gotten an unwanted email in weeks. This program worked wonders for me. If you hate Spam like I do, you owe it to your self to try this program, and forward this email to all of your friends which also hate Spam or as many people possible.

Together lets help clear the Internet of Spam!

Hope this helps,
Rodney Greenwald
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"And now the Tin Woodman arrived, his body most beautifully nickle-plated, so that it shone splendidly in the brilliant light of the room

The Tin Woodman loved Dorothy most tenderly, and welcomed with joy the return of the little old Wizard
Your Majesty, said Rob, I have here another queer invention

Sir, said he to the latter, I never can thank you enough for the excellent heart you once gave me Will you please wear these spectacles for a few moments? The king at once put them on"

Folks don't fall into the middle of the earth and then get back again to tell of their adventures--not in
real life

And the whole thing has been unnatural because that cat and I are both able to talk your language,
and to understand the words you say Rob was much frightened, on his part, for he knew if his
hands slipped from their hold he would fall to his death

And so can the nine tiny piglets, added Eureka Indeed, one hand was slipping already, so he made
a frantic clutch and caught firmly hold of the Turk's baggy trousers

If I, like, read all of my spam messages, do I get the whole story?

"Yeah, you remember that really big spam entitled 'Jess1ca Simps0n cum guzzling harpy ready for your table'; in between all these descriptions of the nubile young singer performing dubious sexual acts and details of sites where one could attain these, I slipped what my publisher described as 'a heavenly slice of literary bliss'. No, I enjoyed writing the porn more, if I'm honest. But it's so anonymous, isn't it?"

I think that we have a Country of CULTURALLY ILLITERATE PEOPLE. Our government does not place an emphasis on art and music in the school systems. They don't offer in depth programs for kids to learn about music at a young age. Our government doesn't fund talented people, like other countries. The country is in need of serious EAR training courses. They have no clue to what talent is and can't tell what great music is or isn't. At this point, from seeing how horrendous alot of these people are in the entertainment industry, I can tell that this country needs ear training. Not all of it is horrendous, but most of it is. And none of it is great. The studios are great, some of the production is great., but the talent isn't there, and our country doesn't care. The United States is not great country. This country doesn't support the arts and extremely talented people.

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Sorry for not specifiying what it actually was, I just wanted to see what would happen.

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Some of our finest models are still too shy - no wonder, most of them
spread their legs in front of someone else for the first time.

Yes, thats right beautifull virgin ladies expose their pure bodies in front of
the cameras just for you ! And moreover, this barely legal babies play with
different adult toys, sticks huge dildos and more ! MAny man would like to
possess such chiks - and soon you will see the lucky guys penetrating their
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A special Swimming tournament that is about to take place. For the tournament, the participants include a guy without arms, one without legs, one with just a torso, and... just a head. Starting pistol goes off, everyone goes forward, but the head sinks right away. After the event, reporters ask: What did you count on?"Well, see," the head says, "I've spent seven years in training to use my ears... but those idiots put a swimming cap on them."

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in¡¡the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Tommy, what's the matter?"Little Tommy responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm gonna have a wife."

In Newcastle, England, recently a cat called Ziggy was found to have stolen things worth more than 1,000 pounds from houses in the neighborhood of its owner. At first, people reported to the police that they had many things stolen and Helen Lucarelli, Ziggy's owner, kept finding new things in her kitchen,. The things were not hers and they included jewelry, underwear, toys, napkins from a restaurant, watches, rubber gloves, soap, and a hat,. Ziggy even got back police tape that had been important in a case. Helen had no idea where these things had come from, so she gave them to local charity shops. When the whole thing was fond out, Helen said to her friends. "It was awfully embarrassing when I found so much strange underwear in my kitchen."

Three tourists climbed up the tower with London's Big Ben and decided to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch them before they hit the ground. The first tourist threw his watch but heard it crash before the had taken three steps. the second threw his watch and made only tow steps before hearing his watch shatter . The third tourist threw his watch off the tower, went down the stairs, bought a snack at a shop up the street and walked slowly back to Big Ben in time to catch the watch." How did you do that?" asked one of his friends. " My watch is 30 minutes slow." he explained.

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That's all. No sales pitch. WTF?

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An old man died and left his son a lot of money.But the son was a foolish young man, and he quickly spent all the money, so that soon he had nothing left. Of course,when that happened,all his friends left him. When he was quite poor and alone, he went to see Nasreddin, who was a kind, clever old man and often helped people when they had troubles. ¡¡ 'My money has finished and my friends have gone,' said the young man. 'What will happen to me now?' ¡¡ 'Don't worry, young man,' answered Nasreddn. 'Everything will soon be all right again. Wait, and you will soon feel much happier.' ¡¡ The young man was very glad. 'Am I going to get rich again then?' he asked Nasreddin. ¡¡ 'No, I didn't mean that,' said the old man. 'I meant that you would soon get used to being poor and to having no friends.'

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman.""Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?""They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once."Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.".
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