Oh, we must give Ozma time to put on the Magic Belt, replied the girl She had scarcely spoken the words then she suddenly disappeared from the cave, and with her went the kitten Kill me dog, will ye--eh? yelled the officer; well, I'll just run ye in for that same, an' ye'll spend the night in the lockup! And on he came, with drawn club in one hand and a big revolver in the other
There had been no sound of any kind and no warning You'll have to catch me first, said Rob, still laughing, and to the amazement of the policeman he began rising straight into the air
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 3 January 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 3 January 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)
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― jed (jed_e_3), Saturday, 3 January 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)
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― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 3 January 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)
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― Prude (Prude), Saturday, 3 January 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)
More of a spam poem really - still bizarre though.
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― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)
"And now the Tin Woodman arrived, his body most beautifully nickle-plated, so that it shone splendidly in the brilliant light of the room
The Tin Woodman loved Dorothy most tenderly, and welcomed with joy the return of the little old Wizard Your Majesty, said Rob, I have here another queer invention
Sir, said he to the latter, I never can thank you enough for the excellent heart you once gave me Will you please wear these spectacles for a few moments? The king at once put them on"
― Øystein H-O (Øystein H-O), Sunday, 4 January 2004 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)
Folks don't fall into the middle of the earth and then get back again to tell of their adventures--not in real life
And the whole thing has been unnatural because that cat and I are both able to talk your language, and to understand the words you say Rob was much frightened, on his part, for he knew if his hands slipped from their hold he would fall to his death
And so can the nine tiny piglets, added Eureka Indeed, one hand was slipping already, so he made a frantic clutch and caught firmly hold of the Turk's baggy trousers
If I, like, read all of my spam messages, do I get the whole story?
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dale the Titled (cprek), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)
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― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)
"Yeah, you remember that really big spam entitled 'Jess1ca Simps0n cum guzzling harpy ready for your table'; in between all these descriptions of the nubile young singer performing dubious sexual acts and details of sites where one could attain these, I slipped what my publisher described as 'a heavenly slice of literary bliss'. No, I enjoyed writing the porn more, if I'm honest. But it's so anonymous, isn't it?"
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)
I think that we have a Country of CULTURALLY ILLITERATE PEOPLE. Our government does not place an emphasis on art and music in the school systems. They don't offer in depth programs for kids to learn about music at a young age. Our government doesn't fund talented people, like other countries. The country is in need of serious EAR training courses. They have no clue to what talent is and can't tell what great music is or isn't. At this point, from seeing how horrendous alot of these people are in the entertainment industry, I can tell that this country needs ear training. Not all of it is horrendous, but most of it is. And none of it is great. The studios are great, some of the production is great., but the talent isn't there, and our country doesn't care. The United States is not great country. This country doesn't support the arts and extremely talented people.
― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)
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Sorry for not specifiying what it actually was, I just wanted to see what would happen.
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A special Swimming tournament that is about to take place. For the tournament, the participants include a guy without arms, one without legs, one with just a torso, and... just a head. Starting pistol goes off, everyone goes forward, but the head sinks right away. After the event, reporters ask: What did you count on?"Well, see," the head says, "I've spent seven years in training to use my ears... but those idiots put a swimming cap on them."At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in¡¡the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Tommy, what's the matter?"Little Tommy responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm gonna have a wife."In Newcastle, England, recently a cat called Ziggy was found to have stolen things worth more than 1,000 pounds from houses in the neighborhood of its owner. At first, people reported to the police that they had many things stolen and Helen Lucarelli, Ziggy's owner, kept finding new things in her kitchen,. The things were not hers and they included jewelry, underwear, toys, napkins from a restaurant, watches, rubber gloves, soap, and a hat,. Ziggy even got back police tape that had been important in a case. Helen had no idea where these things had come from, so she gave them to local charity shops. When the whole thing was fond out, Helen said to her friends. "It was awfully embarrassing when I found so much strange underwear in my kitchen."Three tourists climbed up the tower with London's Big Ben and decided to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch them before they hit the ground. The first tourist threw his watch but heard it crash before the had taken three steps. the second threw his watch and made only tow steps before hearing his watch shatter . The third tourist threw his watch off the tower, went down the stairs, bought a snack at a shop up the street and walked slowly back to Big Ben in time to catch the watch." How did you do that?" asked one of his friends. " My watch is 30 minutes slow." he explained.
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