Benny Hinn: C/D?

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He heals the po' folk with the touch o' God, he occasionally speaks in tongues (and when he does, it's so awesome, man), he had Darryl Strawberry on his show last night and predicted that he'd be a pastor "very soon", he's a man of total charisma and he's the biggest fraud ever. EVER!

http://www.preteristarchive.addr.com/images/Portraits/im-bhinn.jpg

So what's it going to be? C or D?

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

the hair is even better than Tammy Faye!

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

classic and i have recordings of myself and a friend to doing our version of "When Benny Hinn Comes Marching In" from the late 90s to prove it.

― jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

The TBN Network is based only a few blocks from where I work. You want me to break in and steal some memorabilia?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

The TBN Network is based only a few blocks from where I live. You want me to break in and steal some memorabilia?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Work, live, same deal! *hiccup*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

omg mp3s please!

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

He's toned the hair down a bit recently, but he's more than made up for it by substituting the business suits for white holy-man frocks.

(x-post)

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

ha, i have a friend who in high school delivered pizza to the tbn kingpins' house all of the time.

― jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I recall some great story about a friend of a friend around here had when she encountered the Crouches out watching movies -- something really generic and dull, I gather -- and how she got Jan and Paul to sign a popcorn bucket as a memento, which she then put on a fireplace mantel. Inspired.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

my father was on his show once.

obv. dud.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

the popcorn bucket is wonderfully twisted

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Last week he was in Mexico (or one of those countries) talking about a new orphanage, wearing a black leather jacket and Lou Reed shades, all the while holding a four year old local on his lap.

It made my night.

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Work, live, same deal! *hiccup*

is Our Ned drunk!

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.aloha.net/~mikesch/Hinn-Nashville.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

haha! Come OUUUTT!

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

That's actually me on the floor there drunk as is everyone else. We were trying to blot out the memories.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

of bad hair?

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Second worst hair ever.

http://www.aloha.net/~mikesch/Nairobi.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus wept...

― Aaron A., Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

with good reason.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, God.

http://www.rusearching.com/leftbehind/images/jesuscry.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

is bad hair a mortal or a venal sin? Discuss.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Jan Crouch can sit on it!
She has pink hair and a probly hasa yellow cunt.
Whatta bukyak!

If dat clown Benny Hinn fucks with yous truly,
I'll make mincemeat outta him.
He's dead meat. That joykoff!
Come ta Joysey, and consida yaself toasted mincemeat, Benny Boy!

― Mr. Mincemeat, Sunday, 4 January 2004 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I prefer Robert Tilton and Jack Van Impe's wife Rexella.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 4 January 2004 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I was hoping this was about Benny Hill. :-(

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 4 January 2004 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

That stage picture is like the most brutal thing I've ever seen

― Øystein H-O (Øystein H-O), Sunday, 4 January 2004 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Slain with the Spirit!

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 4 January 2004 06:37 (twenty-one years ago)

This guy is a class A farmer of cock, a shyster of the highest order and occasional bane of my work existence.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 4 January 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

He's worse thank Gilbert 'fucking' Deya who at least has the decency to occasionally revel in his ridiculousness by wearing a stetson.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 4 January 2004 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

so what are you saying about Stetsons, Ed? Huh?

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 4 January 2004 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

stetsons aren't in themselves ridiculous, but a self-proclaimed southeast london/ghanaian Archbishop in a stetson is.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 4 January 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

He is on italian tv all the time! Dubbed over in italian!!

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 4 January 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

No wonder they hate us over there! But his voice probably sounds really suave and manly now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 January 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Eric H is completely OTM, Rexella van Impe spins straw from gold with the sheer power of her death-mask grin & Robert Tilton is what people mean when they say "next level"

― Carl (Carl), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

also, the Reverend O.L. Jaggers was responsible for some of the greatest television ever

― Carl (Carl), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

Uberclassic

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 27 April 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

Even classicer now someone's done this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI

― StanM, Sunday, 27 April 2008 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Bring on the circus!

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/a-clockwork-orange/benny-hinn-wife-suzanne-divorc/

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/02/wife-of-televangelist-benny-hinn-files-for-divorce/

Comments sections for both are v. entertaining.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 20 February 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

Fuck Hinn, and his family and anybody closely related to him. true story, we actually inherited his brother in law's dog after he abused it and threatened to kill it. GILLTY BY ASOCIATIONE

― Ballistic, Saturday, 20 February 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

looool at this dude and his affair

― 156, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck Hinn

If Mark Twain wrote nothing else, this would still make him one of our best nove-- oh wai...

― Cunga, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 06:12 (fourteen years ago)

Gotta love funnies:

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/paula-white_paulawhite.org.jpg

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

three years pass...

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/ncWGLOw0T2I/maxresdefault.jpg