Taking Sides: Peter Stringfellow Vs A Masturbating Baboon at the Zoo Vs Noel Edmonds

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Which would YOU rather spend an evening with?

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 5 January 2004 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd go for Noel.

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 5 January 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

C-Man, tell us the truth:

You start a thread every time you've just finished a wank, don't you?

It's your 'come-down', isn't it?

You've occasionally had the paranoid feeling that the other posters on ILX can see you with your trousers at your feet, haven't you?

It's nothing to be ashamed of. Owning up will do you good.

― omg, Monday, 5 January 2004 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

When you start multiple threads, does that mean you've been going at it, for, like an hour? Just trying to perfect it?

― omg, Monday, 5 January 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd tell the baboon that edmonds and stringfellow were having it away. Hopefully the jealousy would send him/her into a rage, resulting in two deaths. The UK pantomime industry would be fucked though.

― Badger (Badger), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

The C-Man cld play Widow Wanky

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Monday, 5 January 2004 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

twenty years pass...

Not sure how Peter Stringfellow ended up on the cover of a book titled Gender, Power & the Unitarians, but...

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71m8lnvjjHL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg

― Not waving but droning (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 April 2024 13:38 (one year ago)

A Masturbating Baboon did not play my request at his club, that one time.

― Mark G, Thursday, 25 April 2024 15:18 (one year ago)

.. and Noel Edmonds does not have a club.

― Mark G, Thursday, 25 April 2024 15:18 (one year ago)

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