Time for some weapons of ass destruction -- MORE ANIMATED ALIZEE GIFS!!

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Now, we must all ensure that these never fall into the wrong hands. oh, the world will tremble if/when Carruthers gets ahold of these:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/alizee1.gif

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/alizee2.gif

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/alizee3.gif

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/alizee4.gif

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/alizee5.gif

Feel free to host them on yer own servers, too, as i get the feeling that they're gunna suck down the bandwidth from my friend's machine.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Enh. only 2 Megs.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

and here i was just saying the internet sucked!

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean, how can it with puns like "weapons of ass destruction"

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Wouldn't a weapon of ass destrucion be something like a deep squat machine?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm. possibly.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

With inconvenient but strategically-places spikes?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Has anyone actually heard her music?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I own both her albums. They are excellent if you like dramatic euro-pop. Think PSB songs sung by ABBA in french.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, Mylene Farmer co-writes and produces.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

bjorn never gyrated like that.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

(thank god.)

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

wow.

That ass, meanwhile, reverberates with enough power to magically solve all the world's problems.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, that might be the greatest thing you have ever said.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

The phrase best thread ever is thrown around pretty liberally, but this is seriously the best thread ever.

Alizee is great and has ace hair. Not so much in these ones though. If there are any gifs of Alizee with ace hair that would be lovely.

http://users.pandora.be/peets/foto

― Ferrrrrrg (Ferg), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005YU9M.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Jesus H. Christ, that "blue dress" gif blows a new part in my hair.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i fear my sarcasm upthread has gone unnoticed

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Harness the force of that ass and you could power...oh, I dunno, maybe a village.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

somebody else wanna host these? the server i currently have them on is way too slow...

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Mark is gagging to host them.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah definitely

anything i can do to assist kingfish's personal mission to turn ilx into fark

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm now hosting them on my web space, which should be faster.

However, I side with Mark and would seriously prefer if Kingfish and co would keep this kind of stuff to the SA Forums.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to be that little red fish on the back of her shorts.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd settle for the battery pack.

― may pang (maypang), Monday, 5 January 2004 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

If anyone cares to listen to her music, she has six excellent singles in this order of greatness:

1. Moi Lolita
2. J'en Ai Marre
3. J'ai Pas Vingt Ans
4. Gourmandises
5. L'Alize
6. A Contre-Courant

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 5 January 2004 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

those boots... oh my!

― stevie (stevie), Monday, 5 January 2004 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The fact that she actually released a single called "Moi Lolita" makes my brain bleed. There's so much evil in the world.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm feeling very dirty.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

So you should! *points at Nick*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

So at what point in the beating process did the horse go from "dead" to "skeletal remains slowly decomposing into dust"?

― Allyzay, Monday, 5 January 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry to use arguably rockist terminology, but Alizee's posterior is truly a timeless thing.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://kosumo.faereal.net/babes/alizee.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I sense Killing Joke being supplanted

― Ferrrrrrg (Ferg), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

In a perfect world, she'd dance in their videos.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha Alex I am totally imagining you obsessively reloading this thread right now.

Anyway, FWIW, I'm backing Spencer up on his plea for you all to listen to her music.

― Allyzay, Monday, 5 January 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

Nothing left.

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 05:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://tinypic.com/search.php?tag=Alizee

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 05:35 (eighteen years ago)

she is so gorgeous.

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.giflix.com/tag/alizee

― Colin M. Saunders, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:17 (eighteen years ago)

see also: cute eyes farting dance stinky hay lips smile smelling sexy white

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:20 (eighteen years ago)

Is that nose real though?

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:20 (eighteen years ago)

it's time for this again:

http://images.celebscentral.net/images/celebrities/alizee-jacotet/31348.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:31 (eighteen years ago)

it is always time for that.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:36 (eighteen years ago)

So I understand her head has been photoshopped onto some asian kid's body?

― S-, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:45 (eighteen years ago)

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