I took a bubble bath during halftime

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Masculinity-wise, did smoking a cigar in the tub cancel out the fact that I used one of those scrunchy things with rose-petal scented soap?

― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I have to say, I smell pretty good now. Except for the cigar-breath, I suppose.

― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Salmon, at this point you need to go break out the Catholic school girl outfit and start calling youself "Portia".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Not all of us are lucky enough to have a Catholic school girl outfit on hand.

― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I cooked a jambalaya! Eating it now, it is fucking amazing. I even made the roux and everything. Pain in the ass but worth it.

Only problem is I missed the whole 3rd quarter and half the 4th. But it's all good. Boomer Sooner.

― Broheems (diamond), Monday, 5 January 2004 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, I think I might just do that.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 5 January 2004 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, White had that guy wide open over the middle on 3rd & 10. Fuck. Sooners should get one more shot.

― Broheems (diamond), Monday, 5 January 2004 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

HOMO!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 5 January 2004 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

LSU owns you all.

― adam (adam), Monday, 5 January 2004 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

eighteen years pass...

As I posted on a friend's Facebook thread:

"It might be fun for a lot of us to simultaneously post something inclusive and positive today - perhaps during a certain football game's halftime show."

― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 13 February 2022 13:48 (four years ago)

Imagine posting "F*** yeah, Eminem rules" during the show - but with a link to a review of The Feminine Mystique (or whatever text, or video, or whathave you)

― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 13 February 2022 14:16 (four years ago)

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