C-Man and the Masters of the Universe

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How cool would this be?

P.S. First person to change "Masters" to "Masturbators" get the 2004 Predictability Award.

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

are you willing to relinquish that title?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyone want to invest in this a long running, comical and highly intelligent children's TV series?

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

no-one can take the Predictability Award away from you, don't worry

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

(panics)

er, x-post, the time is wrong

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Standing dramatically, Prince Calum firmly grasps his "sword" (with a pair of tweezers) and bellows meekly "IIIII HAAAAAVEEE NOOOOOO POOWWEEERRRR!" and as the transformation takes hold of him, he glows with an inner light...and soils his already stained undies.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Boring. Utterly boring and predictable. I could insult myself better than that for crying out loud. Lord fucking Cuntos more like.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

And then Ram-Man and Handjob at Arms show up...with a bottle of baby oil and some zucchini...

(quick, somebody name some MotU characters...I'm drawing a blank...)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

(xpost)
Hey, it's your thread, C-Man, If you didn't want to be insulted, don't leave yourself open to attack.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

There was Skelator, Orca, Beast Man, Trap Jaw, Hordack, Teela - fuck it do a Google search yourself.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Battle Cat
Teela
the floating wizard
Skeletor
Beast-Man

― omg, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

If by Masters of the Universe you mean "Calum is a fuckwit," than yes.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Adam (He-Man's alter-ego)

― omg, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF? There was no Floating Wizard. There was, like, Evil Lyn and Stinkor and Moss Man and all them.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

He-Man's little mate...that was Orca

― omg, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember seeing 10 mintues of a VH1 special about the 80s, and how there was so much (barely|badly) hidden homoerotic content in the Filmation version of He-Man. (I mean, shit, he's named fucking *He-Man* ferchrissakes! He might as well be the sixth member of the Village People.)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

'(...He might as well be the sixth member of the Village People.)'

As distinct from Calzy-walzy who is and will always be the first and foremost of the Village Idiots.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Was there a Walrus in He Man or did my brothers smoke too many drugs near me as a child?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

or did my brothers smoke too many drugs near me as a child?

I'm going with this theory.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"cartoon summer panties"

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

That's Orko. Orca is a killer whale.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

phew, and it was She Ra has some owl thing right?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

How did I not recognize the imagery in Kowl? Man another cartoon thats ten times more fucked up then I remeber. Im also shocked that there isn't more She Ra p0rn/He Man slash.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder how C-Man would fit into Reign: the Conquerer?

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Im also shocked that there isn't more She Ra p0rn/He Man slash.

Wait, you mean you're out quantifying how much IS there?

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

freak ;)

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

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