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hi this is a thread wher you type with one hand as fasty as possibke cdon;'t worry too mucgh about mistajkes.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

1900000 posts by thjios eveningb

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

ok thnen lrts go thiijsa is werird an d i am making mistakws.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

yes yes faster

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i wonder what we're doing with our iothr hands?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

just tryopec wuithv wribg aha nd not eady ko e

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

probsaly jerkivg iff

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

motyjrefucker i cvan type kike a poro with ionbe hgand!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

quit jerking off whileb readfing ile, adam

(haha xp)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

that is meant tio say "jutst tyyope wuth one hand not easy one" no deleting allowed

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

hAHA yesz this isfun whoops i accidentallyu hit caps lock bthere!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

iy hurts dioeszn't it?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

this is really easy!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

this is judt like the drubk at work thread

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is fine by me
i have only had one hand
my entire life
take that jerks

― dean gulberry (deangulberry), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

what's the deal with this? I can do this ok if a liuttle sl;ow (woops)

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

the novelty wesar iff fadt wityhj rjhj

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

feh i wanted to make the wanking jokes.

― Leee Smith (Leee), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

how ciomes all iv eve .leRNT FFROMB ILX IUS YTHAYT WEANKING IS GREAT?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

anybody taht is typui ng weith one hand on this threasd andwanking at the samec tiknme..i saute yipou

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

ACTUALLY THIS ISN'T SO BNAD

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

cos feels like someonw else is typing *|sniggers*

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

@d@m how van you saLUTE ME WHEWN YOU'RE TYOINF SNDE WANMIMNFD WASNKINF DAMNMIR WANKING ATT HE SAME TIME??

― Leee Smith (Leee), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i saidf "saute" leerr

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

t5her is adifference

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i have become a lecherous ogle while @d@m is cooking siykent green!

― Leee Smith (Leee), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

peol[rpplre likwe youuuu fijdnd it eesasuasy!!!!! nakjjed to seeee wa;lkisnnnng on are HITUYNG BY THJE RIVERRS THROGFH THE STRESS EVERY CIRNER AAFSGJFGED TOOO SOON SET DWON ERWYJ FEU CARE DOKNT WALS AWAU,.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 5 January 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought you were all typing with one hand to begin with?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

the wank jokes keep on ahem coming

― Leee Smith (Leee), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

it;s "letas masdytudernate" night ion iklx!

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

stewardess

― andy, Monday, 5 January 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

so what hand sre ppl using?

― Leee Smith (Leee), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

legy

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 5 January 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i was usimg my tight but now i'm using ,y lewft.

― Leee Smith (Leee), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

why epould you switch hsndasZ?>

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I ,eamn ism't your dominant hand still faster>Z?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i am usinfg weaker left hand

somebody wrote a nive poem/

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

because lefty is supposed to getmore of the action an the qwertuy keybnoards

― Leee Smith (Leee), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

and holy lhit it sucks to br righty thuis goies sio sloew

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

it isn't very hard after all. so to speak.

― C J (C J), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

maybev it's easier with the leftb. i;m judysty dammuit just slow either way though

it igs too hard, um, digfficult...

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

it has the effect of making me sound even miore mrntally impaired than usal

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

(see? that was easy)

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont really see what the problem is here

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

do you all only have like three fingers on each hand or something?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

typing slowly (like this.. maybe about 20 wpm) is easy

ty[iyng quickly, hwowever,is noy~!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 5 January 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the problem is that you people have no skillz.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 January 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Quit using both hands then, Dan.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 5 January 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

C-Man can clearly type with only one hand

― omg, Monday, 5 January 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

it's really not that difficult. i think i can manage about 40wpm with my left hand (i'm right-handed)

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

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my wrust gyuretnb

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

arwe styjj dusnsfgt thius?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

just thought that needed doing

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

the closin of the tags, that is

this gets easier the second day.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I only type with one hand most of the time anyway, Not coz of that, you pervs. I'm resting my head on the other hand. I'm not explaining this very well...

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

so you're a chronic ,astubatuk

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

thatl;s the besutyi of a laptipiop urgh laptop--you ca n sprawl ourt and rrelax but bre able to type with buth habnds (which is much much easier).

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

IU'm slightlt better wyuth nmy left hand tahan my rught.
and thsi' vit hfding much,

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

whatisa kjt thsat youy bean bywe hoe fon nsirn make his saeuicwb/?0

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

myflrzgui jsandisx zsioooo much worswere

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like this entire thread is filled with Swedish.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

which evertnufy knows is ther best kibnd of filth

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

thisd thread is highly amusing. of course, this tghread is also one of those challenging ones i feel i need to participate in, so obv i'm sitting hgere typing with my left hand and making loads of mistakes at the same time. or so i'm feelingf. *"sighs*

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, now this is what i can do with my right hand, which you will very easily note is my dominant hand. hurrah! no mistakes!

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

the other night i dreant oif knives|< cointinentak druft duvude| < mount st adekiade|< leonard bernsteib

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

absolurely fanfunkingtastic thread.
am lost for further words
and have no more hands to try this with)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

we do trt, t//t. i'm glad that the thread entertained you so. i juast hope that oi wad asma;ll part of thrat joy.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

wovza, Dom! yer one handed slashuing tecniwque impress me does much!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

the [oilish music astellite station i watch iscureently playin judtin timberlaje.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

a sateellite station sponsored by Shell? or by so me other "oil"?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

that should have read "polish\2 by the w3ay. my typing improves the more i dp this,

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

getting better all the time, yessir!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

jeez yoiu guys are amateurs

aw fuckm

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, now thew left hand

i am ambisuxyturous

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

this ids wh yyou dont' type and eat an ice cream cone at thre same time

uit is sa good drunkenness simulastor though.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

let me try this thing out with my left hand again. this actually seems to be getting a bit easier to do. wow. look at me go, ad nauseum. i don't even think that's correct usage of that phrase but oh well, not like i'm really caring at present. i just want to take a breather from what's supposed to be occupying my time at present and this seems to be a nice diversion. even though this passage took me an age and a day to finally peck out. can she accomplish this task? can she? can she? hurrah, no mistakes!

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not that difficult, wtf everyone???

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I thought you woukdn't be able to correct your mistakes. which I did in this post. Many times.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

some of us are muvch less ciiioorvfdibnsyrshit coordibnated. xp

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

hurrah, no mistakes!
-- Tenacious Dee

FYI: Tenacious Dee is one of the Four Kings of the Orient. So there.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

ciiioorvfdibnsyrshit

omg subliminal Sonic Youth expiremental record dis!

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't correct mistakres. I'm just preturnaturally talented with my hands. Ever seen Being John Malkovich? I'm kind of Craig.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

JuliA - but you did do the "xp" bit really flawlessly! :)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Dee do you have big hands? I do and I find it makes this sort of game easier...

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

why, thabnk yoyu tt. twu lketters i can mababnage grr mababhaha fuckj manage. there.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

THIDS IS N LOT A GANME1

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

THIKS IUS WAtwr1

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0876854374/qid=1073445519//ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i0_xgl14/104-4254079-4781511?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just preturnaturally talented with my hands.
-- Allyzay

Careful, Allyzay. Plural not acceptable. Gotta be talented with one'sone hand.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

haha very funny you edant!

― allyzay, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i pee to that!

― t''t, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i type the thing. hey wait i can't do shift. poo.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

now i'm using the ol middle hand!

― Leee Smith (Leee), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/crappyfountain.jpg

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.aboutonehandtyping.com/imagesfolder/onehandbkcover.gif

― may pang (maypang), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

if bon dole says i can then n e thing possiblr.

― may pang (maypang), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

one hand types, the other holds a pen

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

that sentence was not cut off

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Dee do you have big hands? I do and I find it makes this sort of game easier...

ok, going to type this response with my right hand now...

i don't have large hands. in fact, i've often found that i can fit my hands into gloves made for children. when i had to wear latex gloves for my hs labs, i had to get the smallest size possible. my hands and my eyes are the only body parts i have that are small, aside from those bones in one's body that are meant to be small that is. so typing with one hand has meant swooping to and fro, from one side of the keyboard to the other. though it is getting easier, it's rather a complex operation for me. :)

'tis good to know you're talented in this arena, though.

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

FYI: Tenacious Dee is one of the Four Kings of the Orient. So there.

(typing this reply with the left hand now....)

oh my god, when did the coronation occur? how is it possible that i didn't get an invite? i mean, granted, it would've taken quite a bit of effort to journey all the way to asia, sure, but the opportunity to become a genuine female king is once in a lifetime, i feel.

</kidding>

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

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