Lexington, KY man jailed for intoxication for the 803rd time

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I love to see that a man I personally ejected from the restroom of a restaurant I once worked at and also personally drunkenly shot the shit with in front of a building at 4 in the morning has finally achieved the international notoriety he truly deserves. God bless you Mr. James Brown, whoever you are.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Once when he was angry he changed quickly from James Brown to Bruce Lee and made "whoop whoo" noises threateningly at a guy named Tony. But then he calmed down.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

He came to one of my parties!

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

This is his rap sheet:

http://jail.lfucg.com/services/offenders/offenderdetails/default.asp?inmateid=337&inmateimage=E137236.JPG

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Kentucky should really think about changing it's state code.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry Dan, you're right of course.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

he looks so happy!

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatever he's having, I'll have a double.

― andy, Monday, 5 January 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

God bless him.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil to thread, of course

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

(beacuse he's from around there, not because he's been jailed for intoxication for the 803rd time, you big silly/ies)

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

the booze is to blame, not me!

― hstencil, Monday, 5 January 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

The jail cordon bleu must be rather good, since Brother Man can't bear to leave. That, or summat in KY water turns you stupid.

803 times?? WTF! His mama must be way proud.

(And no, I don't hate the state)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 5 January 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"KY water" BLEAURGH

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 January 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy New Year to you too, Master P....and thanks for shining that in neon. I left that as special treat just for you;>

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 5 January 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Pervertalism is in its heaven
All's right with the world!

― Not Robert Browning (Ned), Monday, 5 January 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Make that 804!

http://jail.lfucg.com/services/offenders/offenderdetails/default.asp?inmateid=337&inmateimage=E137236.JPG

http://jail.lfucg.com/inmateimages/E/E126958.JPG

I'm thinking of buying him a celebratory box of wine when he hits 1000.

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i was gonna ask, "is this Lexington, KY our beloved nickalicious," till i realized (a) nick lives in Louisville, not Lexington; (b) nick's intoxicant of choice is weed, not booze; and (c) nick CREATED this thread!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

No, Nick lives in Lexington.

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

but i'm still correct about b and c, yes?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

what is great is the fact that this man has made getting arrested 15 times for trespassing look like nothing. - only 15 times¿¿¿

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm spending a lot more time with Sweet Lady Booze lately than Mary Jane, honestly.

I'm petitioning the LFUCG to change their mugshot policy just so they can get one of his awesome flannel suits in the picture too.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Mary Jane's a jealous ho, you know!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

it's otis, of course

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

henry earl carries 8" by 10" glossies of james brown and bruce lee in his pockets. and he won't hesitate to show them to you. he is comedic gold!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

This just in: apparently, according to a coworker, this man's mugshots were featured on Jimmy Kimmel live last night. YEAH LEXINGTON REPRAZINT!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

805!

They did another segment on Jimmy Kimmel last night and it's turning into a running gag. BIZARRE!

The thing is, they have no idea that he thinks he's James Brown and has some really good old man dance moves. They have barely scratched the surface on the comedy gold. Of course, they also don't know that he has TB, which is NOT comedy gold.

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw one of my ex-bandmates last night and he told me a good story about one of the times he was in jail with Henry/James wherein he kept trading Henry/James little debby's snack cakes for dances, or as Henry/James put it "gimme the sweets and I'll move my feets".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.notcharles.ca/dancing-earl.gif
http://www.clintoris.com/fark/henryearl.gif

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

There was a news item on MSNBC about him... WTF? A friend of mine had to persuade him out of his video rental store by giving him empty porn boxes and now the guy is on national TV. BIZARRE.

http://www.davidcbrown.com/earl/

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Thursday, 8 January 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

14 minutes 57 seconds, 14 minutes 58 seconds...

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 26 February 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm waiting for him to appear in a dave chappelle sketch...

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Thursday, 26 February 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

'he wanders the streets with fried chicken in his pockets; he shakes hands; he drinks. '

― kephm, Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

That's probably the most accurate summation of the man I've seen yet.

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

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