Why was it that Adam from He-Man would simply take off his clothes and suddenly NO ONE in the whole of Eternia would know that he was fucking He-Man? EVEN WHEN IT WAS THE SAME GUY BUT SEMI-NAKED!!!

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What the fuck was up with that?

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Clark Kent to thread

― Slump Man (Slump Man), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Come on, he had a deeper voice too.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"DO ME, TIP-TOP"

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Oi, that's my catchphrase.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

ah but i was saying it in a deeper voice

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Doesn't make you the harder version of me. I submit that you are more like Cringer.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

He was more tanned too.

It must be well confusing for the people of Eternia at the seaside. Everyone strips off to get a tan, two hours later everybody's walking about going "Man-At-Arms!!!? RAAAAM-MAAAN!?! OORRRRKOOOO!!!? WHERE ARE YOU?!!!"

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah? What about his sister? she looked exactly the same too! She puts a tiara on and suddenly she's She-Ra? c'mon!

― Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.base58.com/ilx/campskeletor2.gif

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, check out victoria beckham

― Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

don't care. i like she-ra

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Skeletor listens to L'Trimm non-shockah...

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 6 January 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

best minimalist toy: The Slime Pit.

http://www.dukenostalgia.com/He-Man/SlimePit/Slimeinskull.jpg

Oh what joys for an 11 year old, as seen here in this dramatic performance.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Clark Kent also combed his hair differently than Superman.

He-Man, I recall (perhaps incorrectly, I was a little too old for the the first run of this bullcrap, but my kid brothers ate it up), was bulkier than Prince Adam. And also bulkier than Prince Phillip.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, Clark Kent unconsciously used super-hypnotism, focussed through his glasses, which were made from glass from the spaceship that took him away from his dying home planet, to fool people into seeing him as punier and older and less handsome. This was actually explained in one issue in I think the late '70s. Yes, there are huge holes in this lame theory. It seems no less realistic than absolutely everything else in these comics, so I never saw any great reason to worry about it.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

according to Junior Sceptic, underneath Orko's cloak there was housed an impressive mechanical propulsion system akin in method to that of the bumblebee

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

this would be "Pre John Byrne revamp" Superman, would it?

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, there are huge holes in this lame theory.
Gasp! Not in superhero comics!

I recall in John Byrne's Man of Steel (I think) that he also vibrated his face as Supes, or maybe just when he was being photographed.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I love how He-Man had such dreamy Jordan Catilano hair!
http://www.thesobs.net/restricted/he-man.png

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://superman.ws/fos/moreimages/curt-1952.gif

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Peter Parker is one of the few who really had mask that served its purpose.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Superman vibrating his face of course causes an entire legion of inappropriate cunnilingus jokes to spring to mind.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

an entire legion? or just the one?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Larry Niven should have written a sequel to that essay...

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.oscars.org/mhl/sc/images/niven.jpg

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Coming soon - a new graphic novel by Alan Moore, with art by dave Gibbons. Lettering : The Legion of Inappropriate Cunnilingus Jokes.

Chapter 1 - TELL ME YOU DIDN'T GO DOWN ON HER IN MY TRUCK!

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHA

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

starring the Transformers

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Stars Velcro Stubble, paralysing people with bolts of static from her chin.

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

well, ONE of the transformers in the movie had that evil red fu manchu mustache.

perhaps ArCee(the pink female autobot) had some fun off-camera...

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

TELL ME YOU DIDN'T GO DOWN ON HER IN MY TRUCK!

but what would this mean to a transformer?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"Dude, what's up with your breath?"
"Well, I was transformed at this party in Hastings and..."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

20,000 Hes Under the C-Man

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Kingfish, yes it's well before the lame Byrne revamp - it might be rather earlier than I suggested, maybe relatively early '70s.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

He-Man was such a Californian surf dude.

― arf, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to have a big box full of Superman Family comics from the 70s that had all of these weird stories about Superman being married (which I guess he is, and has been for like 12 years) and some where he and Batman had sons, and general weirdness that was totally great and made not a lot of sense.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

SUPERMAN HAD SONS WITH BATMAN???? The 70s were more progressive than I thought!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.batfink.com/batfink.gif

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah, the Crisis and the "hetero-revamp" of Supes and Bats were totally at the request of Reagan, who went to be a key figure in the subsequent crossover series (which kinda sucked) Legends.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The super-sons stories are very funny. Some continuity-obsessed people just put all those E. Nelson Bridwell/Bob Haney stories off in a universe of their own. Even when Haney was writing titles normally in the mainline DC universe he paid no attention to continuity, even the fact that DC had an Earth-1 and Earth-2, and combined them without a care. I admire that. Anti-rockist, I suspect.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw an old issue that told "the true life adventures of Bruce 'Superman' Wayne"; I suspect that was another "Earth-B" story.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I like non-continuity stories best.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

The best Calum thread ever?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Cuz he had a fuckin tan when ee were buff

― Frank Swedehead, Monday, 15 August 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

RACER X IS SPEED'S BROTHER

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 15 August 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.superdickery.com/images/dick/1296_4_063.jpg

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Monday, 15 August 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

But no-one knows it!

x-post

― Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Monday, 15 August 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

six years pass...

What the

http://io9.com/5901792/meet-he+mans-super+obscure-glam-metal-buddy-songster

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 April 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

I'll bet Songster induced a lot of napsters.

― henry s, Saturday, 14 April 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

Thaaaaaaat's awesome.

― Harried Ice Craw (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 14 April 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

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