America's next Next Top Model!

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Hell's bells Margaret, it's on next week at the same time as 24. But it promises spraypainted nudity!

― Leee Smith (Leee), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

best. reality. tv. ever!!!

― emj (Em Julep), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

The biggest question is whether or not this season will have the obviously-redubbed-in-a-studio bits when Tyra flubs a line.

― Leee Smith (Leee), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Also: What indie band will one of the contestants be dating a member of?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

My vote: Grandaddy

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I am excited about this show.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

omg Shandi tomboy indie girl with emo glasses
~*crush*~

http://www.upn.com/shows/top_model2/photos/photo_gallery/shandi/03.jpg

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 07:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Sara's favorite television show is "Hannity and Colmes." Wow. I guess that's no more surprising than the indie-pop fan.

But I have a hard time reconciling "supermodel" and "Fox News" - wouldn't conservative politics clash with the fashion industry (drugs, sex)?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't trust that "Bohemian Bourgeois" tag though.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 07:29 (twenty-one years ago)

She should have just said "dirty hippy" and been done with it.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"indie pop" aaaaaargh she's forgiven

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

She's also 23 and her job is to babysit and assist a local clothing designer. Yikes. Yoanna doesn't appear to be Elyse II. It's all on Shandi.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Our approval has surely doomed her chances.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha I just popped over to TWOP and it turns out Adrienne's been lurking there finally something productive out of TWOP.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 08:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm glad god-fearing Anna went home, if only for her exclamation "It's not so much religion as it is that I'm trying to be more Christ-like".

yeah, whatever. BYE!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

2004 indie hopefuls Shandi and Yoanna are nothing compared to Elyse, who is lightning in a bottle.

And speaking of Elyse, seems she is continuing with modelling. She should be indie and saving lives and stuff!

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 06:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The sad thing is I've already seen that photo shoot.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 08:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuckin' the State of the Union pre-empted last night's episode. Another reason to abjectly loathe the president!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit, where are these alleged emo girlies?

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is the blonde one that one the catwalking competition? She was great.

During this show, Mrs Nordic got up and said "I wish fashion never existed now". Powerful stuff.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

These girls are more "mactress" than model. In fact, they should focus on acting. Don't they know that modeling is exclusively for 14 year-old Russian girls?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

mactress

In computer terms surely this would be your new idol?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

or his bedding made of computers...

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't understand either of those posts!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Me either, it's like they are badly translated from Portuguese or something.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

*rolls eyes, wonders whether to explain bad 'Macintosh = Mac' pun*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, let's try to break this down.

Mactress = mac computer (but then I don't know where the 'idol' part comes in - American idol? reality TV?)

and then

bedding = mattress (but then made of computers?)

I haven't felt this stupid in a long time!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

But you're a Mac fanatic I thought! If not, more fool me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, I am not a big mac fan. (I like 'em, but they cost too much)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

but that only explains Ned's post!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

oh great, kill all the bad jokes whydoncha?

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Blonde cutie who aced the catwalk thing was Catie. I originally dismissed her for being blonde. I expect to make that mistake again in the future. She also might have been the one whom Tyra said was "borderline plus-size." You could tell she really liked hearing that.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

Finale!

― O.Leee.B. (Leee), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

my indie-rock buddy Shandi got canned. Figures.

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

But she sold out!

― O.Leee.B. (Leee), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I plumped for her before she got popular!

― O.Leee.B. (Leee), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

you are SO punk rock! :)

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanted Shandi to win, but GO YOANNA!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

For Yoanna, I can be indie pop!

― O.Leee.B. (Leee), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Justice was served. So glad Mercedes didn't win. FYI Yoanna is this year's Elyse, and Shandi was never emo (or attractive).

― mark cunningham (robotsinlove), Thursday, 25 March 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Elyse has a piece in the new Bust on being an F-list reality-TV star.

She even big-ups my favorite magazine (ReadyMade).

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 25 March 2004 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Yoanna didn't answer my question about indie pop in the online chat! Now I'll never be able to judge her worth based on her musical tastes!

― Vitamin Leee (Leee), Friday, 26 March 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

Hello, my name is Vanessa and i watch america next top model i live in sydney australia and i think that you should bring the reality tv show to australia..
Thank you

― Vanessa, Monday, 12 April 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Consider it done!

― kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a dream last night where I was actually competing on the show and I saw Shandi coming out of a clinic! My hair was all icky though.

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

The new season looks, um, homely. The girls seem retarded on the whole, though one goes to Brown, and another professes that her favorite film is Baraka(!). Then that's all wiped out by the girl who sez she's a "former punk rocker."

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago)

anyone care to make some early predictions?
I'm hoping Julie wins.
"YaYa" (the Brown student) seems pretty awesome as well.
What the hell kind of name is Jennipher Frost??

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:57 (twenty years ago)

It sounds like a pr0n name.

Yaya seems like a possible winner.

One of the girls, Amanda I think, has Albini in her eye.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 2 September 2004 04:27 (twenty years ago)

Canada gets screwed as usual ... season 2 just ended here ... off to bittorrent for me.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 2 September 2004 04:40 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...

NEW SEASON NEW SEASON

Is no one else excited about the FLESH-EATING BACTERIA???????

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

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America's Next Top Milquetoast

I already miss Lisa.

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 17 November 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I miss her, too.

― Dan (She Keeps Dodging Out Of My Sniper Sight) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 November 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Girl's not gonna make it. Her teeth are too small.

It looks like her baby teeth never fell out or something. and my friend said her boobs are fake. that would make me like her even less. JAYLA GO.

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 17 November 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

If Lisa weren't so hellbent on using diapers and urine to get attention, maybe she would still be there!

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 17 November 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

Basically, once it was revealed that Nik and Bre don't understand the concept of caustic friendship and Jayla was a psychotic ball of hate, there was no need to keep Lisa around until she'd completely humiliated herself by peeing into an adult diaper in front of a camera. I was really hoping that Tyra would bring that shit up but I guess it goes to show that, unlike Tiffany, no one actually cares one little bit about Lisa.

(XPOST)

― Dan (DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 November 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Nik and Bre don't understand the concept of caustic friendship

Boy, you got that right! When Bre says "You're an ugly person" she really means it -- has she no modern sense of humor? I don't think I've seen her laugh at all, really.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 17 November 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, Bre is like post-transformation Tiffany with a lobotomy for good measure.

― MIRloggedout, Thursday, 17 November 2005 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

I actually wanted the final two to be Lisa & Kim.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Thursday, 17 November 2005 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

The final two SHOULD be Bre and Kim.

― Dan (This Means It Will Be Jayla And Nicole) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 November 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'm mostly sore b/c I hate that they kept Jayla. Lisa is crazy, but she hasn't had nearly the amount of bad photos that everyone else has.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Thursday, 17 November 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

But Jayla's hot, in a trashy indie-girl way. The others, not so much.

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Thursday, 17 November 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

Nicole is great. The shit she was talking about birds being blind and using sonar was priceless. Bre's the one what needs to go next--she sucks and she's really annoying.

― adam (adam), Thursday, 17 November 2005 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

Milo, are you CRAZY? This is the first season I can think of where they've gotten down to five girls left and ALL of them were jaw-droppingly gorgeous!

― Dan (Seriously, Bre Is EXQUISITE) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 November 2005 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

looking at the website again (I've only watched the show here and there), I guess you're mostly right.
Kim's not that attractive - though she is the most model-looking of the contestants.
Jayla's hot, Bre and Nik are gorgeous, Nicole looks much better with the later, curly brunette hair than she did to start.

Jayla's behind-the-scenes are the worst - she goes on about how music informs her look, like OMG, SO MUCH. She's so DIFFERENT in everything she listens to than everyone else.

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Friday, 18 November 2005 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

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― IN UR BASE KILLING ALL UR DUDES (Adrian Langston), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

Interesting final three. I'm kind of annoyed that the judges kicked of most of the insane, bitchy girls, then had the nerve to tell the final 3 "WE NEED FOR YOU TO BE MORE INSANER AND BITCHIER" but I guess they do that every year (except for when they've got an Eva or Mercedes).

― Dan (Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 December 2005 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

Damn, they booted the hot, skeevy one.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

Dan -- Mercedes was nice and boring! Why did you lump her in with dEva?

― Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gentleee as you move (Leee), Thursday, 1 December 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Because in the last challenge she lost her mind and diva-d herself out of the competition!

― Dan (POSE POSE POSE POSE POSE POSE) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 December 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Are you sure you weren't thinking about Yoanna and her helmet-hair meltdown? I don't remember Mercedes spazzing out at all!

― Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gentleee as you move (Leee), Friday, 2 December 2005 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

Bre was disappointingly calm this week. I'm totally sick of all her tough-underdog bullshit--less talk, more Red Bull sabotage pls.

That shit with the Bollywood "I'm assuming it's just like Hollywood" was adorable and boggling.

― adam (adam), Friday, 2 December 2005 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

I WANT THE HOT BUTCH DYKE BACK KIM YOU ARE MY VAGINA

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 2 December 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

FINALE!

― Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gentleee as you move (Leee), Thursday, 8 December 2005 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK YOU, TYRA BANKS, AND YOUR WRONG NEXT-TOP-MODEL-PICKING WAYS

― Dan (IN THE FIVEHEAD) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 December 2005 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

i was kinda happy with the way it turned out - who would've figured even a few weeks ago that she'd win?

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 8 December 2005 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

twiggy in mainly favoring twiggy-esque models shockah

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 8 December 2005 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

I still say Jayla's rack should have won.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Thursday, 8 December 2005 05:48 (nineteen years ago)

I wasn't surprised that Nicole kept hanging around from week to week because of her "don't I look 14 years old!" look, but there's no way she was the best of Cycle 5. Maybe not even top three.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 8 December 2005 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

kim was the best

― anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 8 December 2005 06:33 (nineteen years ago)

The worst was at the end when Nicole was like "Woohoo! I'm ANTM! This is my passion!" and she just looked like someone who won a free pizza at Papa John's. Like a girl with a lot of teeth and nice hair jumping around idiotically. Less cheese please.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

Also, please attach Kim's eyes to Jayla's boobs and Kyle's legs. make it talk like Bre. Therein lies America's real next top model.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

Also, please attach Kim's eyes to Jayla's boobs and Kyle's legs. make it talk like Bre. Therein lies America's real next top model.

OTM!

― Dan (Add Nik's Hair) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

Did you see Nik's "cover girl" photo? She looked weird. I think her smile is a little unsavory. I really wanted to get a close up of Jayla's teeth before she left too. How come none of the judges ever asked her why she never got her grown-up teeth?

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

nicole was kind of doing a "howard dean" at the end!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T YOU TALK BAD ABOUT MY PRETTY PRETTY NIK

― Dan (FITE) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, poise is not her specialty. She's "WACKY"!

Man, I missed Lisa last night. If only they had brought her out with her wolfman teeth and wet diaper, for a teary goodbye and congratulations.

Nik is pretty! She's all yours! I just thought her smile was weird and awkward. Come on. On the other hand, her boobies were on fire during that runway show, though!

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'm really annoyed that just because 75% of the judging panel are psychotic nutcases, they can't pick someone who has it together mentally (whose name isn't Yoanna). They spent all of that time at the beginning going on about sophistication and glamour at the beginning of the season, then when given the choice between the self-described uncomfortable dork and the sophisticated, classy one, THEY PICK THE DORK.

Note to Nik: GET ONE SELFISHNESS.

― Dan (Grrr) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I liked it how when the judges were deliberating, Twiggy pointed out that Nik was too much of a gentle soul to be a model.

― Sarah Kittensmew McLusky (coco), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

I agree Sarah, that part was great.

Nicole -- Poise. Research it. Get some.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

i think nicole's dorkiness and maybe-subconscious reluctance to be a model at all was what made her interesting!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

But, she wasn't even dorky like Shandi was dorky! Instead of being endearing (and Shandi was MASSIVELY endearing; girl managed to cheat on her boyfriend ON-CAMERA and STILL came across to me as sympathetic and likeable), Nicole is an irritating bundle of blech.

I would almost rather have had CASSANDRA win than Nicole.

― Dan (Nicole Takes Gorgeous Picture, Though) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

Dang.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

(Although I can't be TOO TOO mad because JAYLA DIDN'T WIN HOORAH)

― Dan (Beeyotch) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

If Nicole shaved off a small portion of her teeth and transplanted them onto Jayla, Jayla would finally be able to eat grown-up food.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 8 December 2005 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

You silly geese, Nicole's teeth are what make her!

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And Dan, I think we must have seen different versions of cycle 2 because Yoanna was the very one whom I remember to be batty in the finale!

― Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gentleee as you move (Leee), Thursday, 8 December 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Yay, season 5 starts on 16 January on Living.

― leigh (leigh), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

I would just like to say LOL @ CYCLE 3.

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 1 March 2008 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^this

― HI DERE, Saturday, 1 March 2008 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

six years pass...

kim tho

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Friday, 9 January 2015 17:45 (ten years ago)

(cycle 5)

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Friday, 9 January 2015 17:45 (ten years ago)

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