secret admirer or stalker?

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so i come back from lunch today to find a little note on my desk keyboard (NB: the desk in an open area in the store, acessible by anyone who wishes to get to it) which read:

to: the fox behind the counter.

from: someone who wanders the aisles...

and inside was a collage of images relating to a certain favorite band and a little note: thinking of you.

wtf?!?!

― jess, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

as if i didnt have enough to think about...

― jess, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah, glad you found it. Up for lunch?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess, there wasn't any powdery substance with the note, was there?

― Samantha, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

C'mon, nobody gives coke as gifts anymore...

― Dave M., Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wanna swap places with Jess. That sorta stuff never happens to me. *sigh*

― james, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, but james we still don't know if this person is gonna, uh, boil my bunny...

― jess, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and the really frightening part is that, based on the note itself, it could soooooo be ned. brrrr.

― jess, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It is a tricky situation...but it's probably not anyone 'dangerous' (I hope), what did the handwriting on the note look like? And, it must be someone who knows you.

― james, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ya see...i would think so. but there's no one in my general vicinity who would know of my love of this band. i am not worried, mind. (unless it really is raggett.)

― jess, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*whistles idly* I can see you from where I sit, Jess. And you know? Underneath your clothes, you're naked. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*how* many women does Jess have? this is SO unfair...

― m jemmeson, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So we must take it that the band in question is My Bloody Valentine?...Ned is beginning to scare me, I must now take seriously his threat to shave off my hair.

― james, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would *never* seek to scare you, James. Not while I have all these short little companions down here in my dingy basement, short little warm things to hold and...to love.

Wait, where is everyone going?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess you're a male slut.

― Ronan, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ned reminds me of torgo.

― ethan, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

thus I return today from the lunch, in order to find a small note in my keyboard of the board (SIDE REMARK:: the board in a zone has itself in the memory to begin acessible opened for any, which requires it, over), which read: the fox behind the accountant of: someone, around-errs the courses... and the inside were gluing the pictures on, which becomes a relative final favourite tape and a small note: in order to think from you which is fuck?!

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

if a guy did that to me i would probably be grossed out, not cos hes a stalker but he is a little too charming if you know what i mean. i am immediately suspicious of men with too much confidence.

― di, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but i guess that doesn't answer your question. i would be impressed by a girl who did something as cute as that (note my appalling double standards). you should find out who she is and get to know her and stuff. unless you already have a girlfriend.

― di, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

first of all ned, i am not naked under my clothes. you should know that there is a thick layer of grime and dirt and crumbs which coat my skin fully.

secondly, i really aren't awash in ladies. i'm no stud. in fact, if anything i'm il*'s anti-stud (although i have a feeling some might challenge me for that title). this actually had me freaked out because i thought it might be someone playing a joke on me. (and still not entirely convinced its not.)

― jess, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This is excellent! People should not only leave notes when they fancy somebody, but should actually send out Meeeemos so that everyone can know.

― rainy, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you should know that there is a thick layer of grime and dirt and crumbs which coat my skin fully.

Jess = Swamp Thing after dermabrasion and a really good meal.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

chisssssss!

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

For Christ's sake Harvell don't fraternise with custies - you're letting the whole retail industry down.

― Tom, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would have thought it was quite cute, except for the appellation 'someone who wanders the aisles' thats just freaky, someone pacing up and down all day, eyes roving like twelve inch cannons.

perhaps I am biased. I remember being accosted by McPhee, somewhat of a local celeb in the Maori hill area, on my way to highschool way back when. He stopped me leaned over trembling and said that he was wandering the aisles of the chapel of our lord. Then he shook my hand and lurched off firmly clutching his soothing B and H cigarette. Thus I am suspicious of the phrase wandering the aisles.

The week after that I heard Mc Phee had called out the ambulance because his television set wasn't working...

― Menelaus Darcy, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

dude some girl from the hometown wants to eat my skin. what the fuck do I do? A friend of mine years ago had some chick harass him to near-death and the 5-0 did shit. What's the best way to settle this?

― burt_stanton, Thursday, 29 May 2008 05:18 (seventeen years ago)

Punch her in the left tit!

― not_goodwin, Thursday, 29 May 2008 05:38 (seventeen years ago)

No, left hook to the bumpy sex zone, then uppercut to the left tit

― Z S, Thursday, 29 May 2008 05:54 (seventeen years ago)

worst post ever sry

― Z S, Thursday, 29 May 2008 06:48 (seventeen years ago)

"bumpy sex zone"!?!

― Trayce, Thursday, 29 May 2008 06:54 (seventeen years ago)

This has truly been an awful night.

Sex zone, aw man...

― Z S, Thursday, 29 May 2008 07:05 (seventeen years ago)

Bumby? urgh :(

― not_goodwin, Thursday, 29 May 2008 07:30 (seventeen years ago)

or even bumpy :-/

― not_goodwin, Thursday, 29 May 2008 07:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.imagehustler.com/0208/1202389952.gif

― Stone Monkey, Thursday, 29 May 2008 14:37 (seventeen years ago)

omg

― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 29 May 2008 15:15 (seventeen years ago)

tell her you have a hot chick waiting for you in your bed?

― ken c, Thursday, 29 May 2008 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

a brutal right hook to the mons pubis

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 29 May 2008 16:42 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Oh, shit. Weird shit has been coming my way, and I'm kinda O_o as of tonight's increased weirdness from a stranger (seemingly pretending to be 2 separate people) online (but live in the same city).

― I Love Musing (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 15 November 2009 07:08 (fifteen years ago)

: (

― velko, Sunday, 15 November 2009 07:13 (fifteen years ago)

abort! abort!

― ian, Sunday, 15 November 2009 07:42 (fifteen years ago)

that's what u get for friending me on Facebook PW.

― gerbl (Pillbox), Sunday, 15 November 2009 09:39 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

ugh please go away!

― 99. The Juggalo Teacher (dyao), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

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