Porn Names and Drag Queen Names... GO!

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Porn name formula:

Middle Name + Name of Street You Grew Up On

Drag queen name formula:

Name of first pet + Mother's Maiden Name

My porn name: Edwin Lachman --> (or "Ed Lockman" after a little refinement)
My drag queen name: Tiffany Koutzoukis
Go...

― Brian MacDonald, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nude ants slurs...

― Brian MacDonald, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Are you just trying to get our info to steal our money?

Porn name: Lydia Shelley

Drag Queen Name: Stormy Lopez

Neither are very good. But still better porn/drag names than Tiffany Koutzoukis (sorry).

― Ally, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Porn Name = Henry Annex Drag Queen Name = Maggie Black

― Hank, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Are you kidding?! Stormy Lopez is the best drag queen name ever!!

― Brian MacDonald, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the return of lennie thetford!!

― mark s, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This was SO done before... Where's today's Dastoor?

Porn = Anthony Randall. (Tonight we'll be serving my cock with a side of russet potatoes...)

Draq Queen = Lucky Rigo (THAT'S my porno name, damn it.)

― David Raposa, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Edmundo Goldsmith

Prue Porter

― james, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Porn name: Porter Durango the drag name sucks so i won't do it.

― Timothy, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

drag queen: Lucky Wood

― Samantha, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Lucky Wood sounds like the name of an often out of work porn star :)

― james, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

pr0n = "woodsorrel."

drag = "kitty hailemariam."

― Nitsuh, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

porn: james hunter. (yeah!)

drag: duke lavalley. (probably the worst drag name ever.)

― fred solinger, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Porn = Andrew A Avenue. This does not work. Andy A could be interesting, but sounds more like a boy-band member from Takshent.

Drag = Sally Bulot. And you'd best believe it, bitch.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Porn name = Matthew Percy (sounds more like a lost romantic poet)
Drag name = Louis Mitchell

― stevo, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

drag porn name: Penny Gribble

eeeew!

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

done here! - and, yes, they are probably a ruse to get people's account details

― m jemmeson, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Porn name Victor Grenet, and that does not sound pornish to me. Drag Queen name would be Bouli (boolee) Dalpé. Silly. I should be working instead of doing this.

― Simon, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Drag qu33n name Peter? Something's wrong here....

― Maria, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

porpo poukky

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a) Marie Windsor. b) Lambsy Wilson

― di, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A) Deanna Alabama

B) Sam Johnson

― suzy, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mine are BRILLIANT! Well... kinda...

Porn Star name: Charles Homepiece
Drag Queen name: Bimbo Doran HAHAHAHAAHAH!

― DavidM, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Porn: David Kennel.

Drag: Cheap Bland.

No kidding. I'd rather be a porn star than a drag queen any day.

― Al, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Porn name:

Tim Elm Lea

Drag Queen name:

Sarge Bassy

― shinystuff, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My porn name is James Ravenna. I think that's perilously close to an actual porn name.

― Dan Perry, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Drag queen name: Blackie Morrison or Pink-Nose Morrison (I had Blackie & Pink-Nose at the same time).

― toraneko, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i dont have a middle name! :(

my drag name is Lucy Perry

― fatnick, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

porn name: skull fucker drag name: bleeding pustule subtle, but catchy...

― Mr.T, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Porn: Lily Portobello, Drag: Lucy Goodchild.

― maryann c. montez, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Porn: Lily Pleasant Drag: Strawberry Carpenter

― rainy, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my drag name started off quite well but the surname, its just nasty. Lipstick Angus

my porn name is Margaret Peebles. maybe it would take off better if I became Marge Peebles- she spreads!

however my current porn name for all occasions and sleaze parties is Fern Gully. the formulas could not satisfy my needs

― Menelaus Darcy, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Porn Name: Mikolaj Valley

Drag Queen Name: Lassie Mitchell

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a. Andaria Haws b. Olga da Polga Taggart

― holly, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

porn: anthony citadel. so it's gay porn for me, eh? althought with a little finessing it could be anthony "tony tongue" novato... drag: chess henderson. which sounds like a good porn name, actually. froggy henderson is an alternate.

― your null fame, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't have a middle name, but as I had 2 pets I have a male and female version of my drag queen name.

Tiger Nicolaiedou

Leila Nicolaiedou

Not a very sexy surname you have to admit...

― chrissy, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

What do you think my drag queen name could be?

― jeremy eli chapman, Saturday, 6 September 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Linda Moonee =Porn
Patty Pirrie = drag

― Nellie (nellskies), Saturday, 6 September 2003 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

people, you're asking for identity theft here.

(my porn name would make for a great soap opera character)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 September 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Porn -- Walker Dow.

Drag -- Max Townsend.

(None of these things are used in my password hints, etc., and since my mother goes by her maiden name that would be accessible information to anyone looking for it anyway.)

Both very, very boring as porn and drag names go.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 6 September 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Porn Name - Chris Back Street (It has potential.) (Town had two streets - Front Street and Back Street. It was kinda backward and rural.)
Drag Name - Stormy Dunk (Drunk?) (I kinda like that.)

(Both of those are close, but not accurate connections to the information originally requested. Kinda. Actually, I just made it all up. Well, some it at least.)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 6 September 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Hell, if we can make stuff up, I'm changing mine to Captain Thundercock and Amanda Bearse!

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 6 September 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

*rolling my eyes*

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 6 September 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

okay I will play
porn is Stephen Eightyfourth
drag is just Chat Kane

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 6 September 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Using the first pet+street name for porn - Spike Valley

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 6 September 2003 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

well i have a few drag names. my most recent are ethel l k'hole and slash fiction.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 6 September 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Porn: Robert Nassau. I'd be in only the classiest smut.
Drag: Pepper Garritano. I quite like that one. It's better suited to a international gigolo, though.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 September 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

A) Frederick Piggotshill, that'll help delay climax.
B) Chammie Armitage. it still sounds like toilet. i clearly wasn;t raised in a very sexy environment.

― chicken tonight (chicken tonight), Saturday, 6 September 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Daniel Mitchell. Masha Slazyk. Ehh- not that good.

What's good is the one I used on the pizza guy we played a prank on last week. Me & about 10 friends dressed in insane costumes for when he came- there was prince valiant, clint eastwood, etc... I was Desiree, in a hot pink strapless evening gown. We hung out in a parking lot & posed for passing cars, and the cops were circling arou8nd, finally when he came we wouldn't let him go until each one of us had a picture with him. Free pizza, too cuz he was late. He got a $10 tip, though. Man was he freaked out. HAhah!

― sucka (sucka), Saturday, 6 September 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have a middle name!

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 6 September 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Porn name: Nadine Rogers (I know, makes me sound like a classy nun;>)

Drag queen name formula: Twitter Josephs (eh, even worse....)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 6 September 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

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