Vin Diesel Is The Best Movie Star Today

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He is the Dynamo.
Bald head and big guns.

He is TMFS...

THA MUTHA FUCKIN' SHIT!!!

― Mr. Mincemeat, Thursday, 8 January 2004 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jahsonic.com/ArthurRussell.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Van who?

― may pang (maypang), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.realgoodmovies.com/stills/van_wilder_poster.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to take a bite out of his overripe peach of a skull.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Ryan Reynolds?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Arthur Russell.

― may pang (maypang), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that direct to video?

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Dante Octane myself

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Vin Diesel would beat on all of yous like little dicky bitchez!

― Mr. Mincemeat, Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

He apparently gets to smooch with Thandie Newton in that Riddick film. NO I'M NOT JEALOUS.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm pretty sure Owen Wilson is a lot better than Vin Diesel, I mean Zoolander for fuck's sake. What is wrong with humanity?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i just read that wire article too

― mullygrubber (gaz), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Mr. Mincemeat needs to listen to his friend, Billy Zane.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

How could he not listen to his friend, Billy Zane?

http://www.canoe.ca/PeopleImagesZ/zane_billy.jpg

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Billy Zane is good. Sniper was one of the best Tom Berenger flicks.

― Mr. Mincemeat, Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Zoolander was a lot like half a comedy. And when I say "half a comedy," I mean that half of it was funny and the other half of it was really not very funny at all.

― may pang (maypang), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

He was by far the only good thing about Titanic.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

How can yous even compair Zoolander to Vin Diesel. I saw Owen Wilson arm wrestling Carrot Top in Vegas, and Carrot Top slammed his bitch ass.

Billy Zane could not kick Vin Diesel's ass ever.

― Mr. Mincemeat, Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wilson-brothers.com/owen/images/sk-trailer2/owen-wilson-265.jpg

(Owen Wilson's reaction to reading the phrase "Best Tom Berenger Flick" which is easily the greatest thing ever said on ILX)

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Billy Zane could not kick Vin Diesel's ass ever.

Not even dressed in a ridiculous purple outfit?

http://www.superherophotos.net/serials/PHANTOM.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude Kate Winslet could totally kick Vin Diesel's ass though. She's a big mamma jamma and you know it, beyotch.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually the more I look at that Phantom picture the more I boggle at it. It's like he's the Lone Ranger but gay.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Let me rephrase. Gay-ER.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://static.ifilm.com/image/stills/films/c/2458577_i_1_c_.jpg

"Ok, kids.. this next move I'm going to teach you is called the Grab-ass. Watch closely!"

― may pang (maypang), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Billy Zane, though good solely because one of the best Tom Berenger flicks, Sniper -- would own Owen Wilson cuz Owen cannot even armwrestle, unless joykoffs counts.

― Mr. Mincemeat, Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

the best thing about vin diesel is that he was kicked off reindeer games because they wanted him to wear a tanktop in one scene and he angrily declined saying, "I only show my guns in Vin Diesel movies."

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

That's right. He takes no SHIT from the System, but he plays the System like a Flying V.

― Mr. Mincemeat, Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The War of the Vincents (2005, dir: Spike Jonze)

Team A: Steve Guttenberg, Patrick Swayze, Sarah Silverman, Sean Combs, Tom Berenger

Team B: Vince Vaughn, Vin Diesel, Vinnie Vincent, "Vinni" Spears, Mick Mars

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

What's that suppost to mean?

― Mr. Mincemeat, Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.beautyandthebeastfanclub.net/main/tributes/vincent/vincentpage2.jpg

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember that rat thing, or cat thing. He lived in the sewerage pipes under a city.

― Mr. Mincemeat, Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

here's my impression of him:

"Elizabeth..."

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.beautyandthebeastfanclub.net/main/tributes/vincent/vincentpage2.jpg http://www.galloappreciation.com/media/shout4.jpg

― Star Hustler, Thursday, 8 January 2004 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

So true.

― may pang (maypang), Thursday, 8 January 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

That's pretty funny isn't it?

― Star Hustler, Thursday, 8 January 2004 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm easily amused.

― may pang (maypang), Thursday, 8 January 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Same here.

― Star Hustler, Thursday, 8 January 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

billy zane ate a live flare in that sam neill/nicole kidman film (whose name i forget). to the best of my knowledge, vin diesel has never eaten a live flare. ergo: billy zane is more bad-ass than vin diesel.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

this is like that puddle of mudd thread on ILM. someone trolling?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:10 (twenty-one years ago)

dead calm! that was on tv the other night

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm still trying to wrap my head around the idea that there might be tapes out there of an arthur russell produced vin diesel rap album...

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

???

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

haha for real! from the wire article:

"In an effort to further Arthur's career, Lucas fixed him a deal at Upside Records, then assigned him the job of producing rapper Mark SInclair, now better known under the 'nom de action movie' of Vin Diesel. Trying to fit his smooth rhymes to Arthur's dislocated beats enraged and flustered Sinclair."

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

there's something so perfect about that. this beatific, slight diffident gay man vs. VIN DIESEL.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"enraged and flustered"!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

and look who won

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I am interested to hear that his rhymes are smooth though.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"MARKY HATE FAG PRODUCER MAN!!"

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

king asiatic/no one's equal/vin diesel

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

actually he didn't win did he :/

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

was his album gonna be called "multi-facial" like the short film he made?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

cold lampin with vin

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

The Omnipotent Diesel remix

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

vin & juice

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

only paid 4 gruntin nice

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

New York-born Vin Diesel started his career as a child actor with the Theatre for the New City. After studying English at Hunter College, he began penning screenplays and making films. His short "Multi-Facial" debuted at the 1995 Cannes Film Festival and his first full-length feature, "Strays" (1997) premiered in competition at the Sundance Film Festival. Written, co-produced, directed and starring Diesel, "Strays" was an ensemble drama about male friendship that many compared (sometimes unfavorably) with 1977's "Saturday Night Fever" and 1982's "Diner".

I must see Strays.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:44 (twenty-one years ago)

His short "Multi-Facial"

Uh...this calls to mind various images.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:49 (twenty-one years ago)

None of them pleasant.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Vin Diesel, Van McCoy, and Van Cliburn need to record a team-up record pronto. Arthur Russell can still produce.

http://www.70disco.com/images/hustle.jpg
http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~san/cliburn.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)

there's something so perfect about that. this beatific, slight diffident gay man vs. VIN DIESEL.

well they do sat vin is also...

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Behind you!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 8 January 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, I thought Vin Diesel WAS the slightly diffident gay man in fiddo's description.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 8 January 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

heehe!

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 9 January 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"You people have no idea what your talking about. I rode out the one hundred year storm. My name is Bodhivista, I like presidents. I jump from airplanes and am quite the dancer. Vin Diesel ain't shit holmes."

http://www.robisworried.com/patricks.jpg

― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 9 January 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

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