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How many donuts in a bakers dozen?

― Brittany Schindler, Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

*sigh*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Screw baker's dozen....get the Krispy Kreme Dozen :) warm glazed doughnuts .... DROOL

― questionallthings, Thursday, 8 January 2004 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.base58.com/ilx/hmr_donuts.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ifoce.com/profile/large/14
This guy can eat 49 glazed in 8 minutes

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 January 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ifoce.com/profile/large/20
This girl can eat more fruitcake than him

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 January 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

don't make me go to krispy kreme

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

OK can someone please start putting a warning on these threads, "CONTAINS PICTURE OF WOMAN THAT MAKES ALLY FEEL REALLY REALLY SHIT ABOUT HERSELF AND MAKES HER WANT TO BECOME BULIMIC AGAIN, PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE ALLY"?

Also man eating cream donut=gross, wtf is he eating it all messy for.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, at least it isn't sausage!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

if yer shoving donuts in yer mouth at a rate of 6 per minute, then i'd think yer face is gonna be pretty messy -- no?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha b-b-but the sausage doesn't make me want to hate myself, it makes me want to hate people who take pictures of horse-cock-sausage.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

but yer face won't be so messy if it's sausages not donuts

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that woman looks scary and horrible.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, there's nothing to hate yourself over there.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

that girl with the impossible appetite is yuck scrawny tho

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Why does that girl have all those cuts along her forearm? Creepy.

― may pang (maypang), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

And she has been trying to kill herself (ie look at her left arm)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

also, you take her to dinner you'd have to have two jobs or something, fuck that noise

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not discussing this further on ILX.

Sausages are messy, Tad, think of the grease?? I don't really care cos I can't actually eat sausage, it makes me quite ill. :( One time I was at my friend Manon's house and she made sausage and peppers and I ate some and it was really tasty cos we're mad good cooks but the problem was it made me so sick that I threw up everywhere and she got all offended that I threw up over her cooking.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

that's funny. and the sausages don't have to be greasy.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

haha god what do you people say about me after the FAPs? I also generally am covered with similar looking cuts. BECAUSE I HAVE A CAT!!!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmm mmmm mmmm

http://base58.com/ilx/donuts.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

the one in the middle looks more like an onion bhagi

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

You just gotta eat through that stage, Ally

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

there's such a thing as DECLAWING, you know. no more cuts, no more ripped fabric or chipped wood.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

jesus you people type fast

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

eat thru WHAT stage?!

xpost Declawing is incredibly cruel and I'm 100% against the practice. First of all it is painful, and the older a cat is the worse it is for them. Second of all, god forbid the cat ever somehow escapes your home as you have now doomed it completely as it is WHOLLY defenseless.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha b-b-but the sausage doesn't make me want to hate myself, it makes me want to hate people who take pictures of horse-cock-sausage.

Hey, don't say we didn't warn you!

― joday (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

god dammit I'm hungry

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean -- when i went to my parents this Xmas, i noticed that the fabric on an entire side of one of the couches in the living room had been torn totally to shit b/c of their cat's clawing. and it's a NASTY cat -- fucking thing damn near clawed my eye out, too! why do they keep that little fucker?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i hope Ed IS going to Krispy Kreme now

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I prefer Dunkin' Donuts.

― fatty(boombatty) (starry), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i've come to prefer Krispy Kreme ... DD doesn't hit the spot any more, wr2 both the donuts AND the coffee. to think, i LIVED in DD during undergrad!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

haha every single motherfucker in chat that night agreed that sausage was the grossest photograph of all time. I've seen shit on rotten.com that was less gross. There is no way in hell you guys weren't trying to make that photo look gross, what with the angle and all, don't play all innocent now. Nothing else looked bad at all! Those chocolate mice are awesome, too.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

the sausage in joday's pic?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

bastards

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

the only thing that sucks about working in suburban jersey now is, that in order to get a good lunch i have to schlep into town. there's a chinese restaurant underneath us, but the quality of their food varies day-to-day. in manhattan, i'd just walk out the door and get a baba ghanouj or something and be happy.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

don't play all innocent now.

*bats eyelashes*

― joday (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

don't play all innocent now

*blank stare* *thinks about going to Pinks for a chili dog*

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 8 January 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Ohhhh - that Cinammon Roll at the bottom of the big donut poster is making me woozy. I (heart) Cinammon Rolls.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Should that be:

I (heart attack) Cinammon Rolls.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

THE CHURRO IS A DONUT???

(faints)

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

Abortion donuts:
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2009/01/pro-life_group_up_in_arms_over.php$

― ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 January 2009 01:13 (seventeen years ago)

The special thing about these donuts is the holes were enlarged using a lamina and then several dilators in succession, each increasing in diameter.

p.s. How is it I have not posted on this thread?????

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 16 January 2009 03:19 (seventeen years ago)

here comes the donut story...

― Viceroy, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:23 (seventeen years ago)

everyone here has heard the donut story

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 16 January 2009 03:29 (seventeen years ago)

everyone who has ears to hear and has said "donut" or has been around me when either of us sees a dont has heard my donut tales

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 16 January 2009 03:31 (seventeen years ago)

I HAVE NEVER HEARD THE DONUT STORY!

― ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 January 2009 03:41 (seventeen years ago)

That makes two of us Cap'n Abbs.

― Carne Meshuggah (libcrypt), Friday, 16 January 2009 06:32 (seventeen years ago)

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