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I have tried, and failed, to imagine what the following people look like when they smile:

Pat Riley
Famke Janssen
Steven Seagal

Are there others?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

the entire nation of russia

― joday (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Famke Janssen smiles all the freakin' time.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gibsonshowcase.com/bealestreet/photos/segallmick3a.jpg

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.famkejanssen.hpg.ig.com.br/entretenimento/91/index_int_7.html

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Stretching! Every! Muscle!

http://www.filmcritic.com/misc/mepics.nsf/view/seagal2/$File/seagal2.jpg

I never realised before how much Stephen Seagal is turning into Roger Moore as he gets older.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think I've ever seen Paul Scholes smile.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://speakers.com/images/riley.gif

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

That's Ron Manager, you're not fooling anyone.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Scholes had a his usual joyous expression after scoring last night

Famke smiles in Goldeneye but it's a very macabre smile - I can't think of any other film in which she smiles, except maybe that terrible romcom she did, forget it's name

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, X-Men 2

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

eww, cd we have more of famke, less of steven, please?

― Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

the outfits stevie pulls off...

A silk daishiki with an ascot.

― Chris V (Chris V), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cigarglamour.com/Images/Celebrities/Janssen.Famke/Famke_Janssen_04.jpg

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.regenbogenweb.de/images/redaktion/promis/b/beckham_victoria3.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ladytron
Alison Goldfrapp
Guy Chadwick
Dave Gahan
Tracey Thorn

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

that's what i'm talking about, mark

agent smith -- can he smile?

― Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob Dylan.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

only after downloading the right plug-in enrique

Tanita Tikaram

i've never seen Liam Gallagher smike

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Any of the artists on Tresor records that aren't from Detroit

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Tombot's girlfriend

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Any of Kings Of Leon.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know if I've ever seen Jack White smile.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob Dylan.

http://www.hiponline.com/artist/music/d/dylan_bob/bob_dylan-bio_tile.jpg

― joday (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I cannot imagine Ann Coulter smiling. Or experiencing the human concept of "emotion" at all, for that matter.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://base58.com/pics/photos/benji2.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Harry Redknapp looks very strange indeed when he actually smiles.

I've no idea what reminded me of that.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Redknapp, yesterday

http://jeannero.free.fr/dessins-animes/droopy.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I've seen Ladytron smile, after they played a vvv dull DJ set.

The buggers.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dragcity.com/bands/smogrol.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF is up with the way Steven Segall dresses?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Jarkko 'Smiley' Komula.

― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Smiler from Last of the Summer Wine.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:KVdqABz2dBAC:www.u2achtung.com/00/artistes/placebo/02.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.football-league.premiumtv.co.uk/content/allfl/media/db/S25/30152.JPEG http://jeannero.free.fr/dessins-animes/droopy.jpg

Uncanny, really.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Ladytron

They so do smile. And laugh.

Daria - but does she count, being a cartoon and all?

Gordon Brown (birth of child excepted)

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, Gordon Brown does triumphant Budget smile as well.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

KRAFTWERK

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, Gordon Brown does triumphant Budget smile as well.

-- Matt DC

Not this April he won't matey.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Radiohead, APART from Thom Yorke

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

17 year old stevem

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.9inchnails.net/remix-files/pictures/nin_kraftwerk.jpg

Third one along = Florian Schneider

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Really stevem? I don't think I've ever seen Colin Greenwood not smiling.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but Florians doing a kind of 'and now you will die Mr Bond' grimace, rather than a proper smile.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

gary numan

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish he would though. Poor Gary.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

vladimir putin

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

phil oakey

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Will Self

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Oliver Kahn

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

william wins

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Lee Van Cleef. The world would crumble if he smiled. However, he is fully capable of nasty smirks, just not genuine, warm smiles.

― andy, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.aol.com/ilcattivo2/TGBU.JPG

See?

― andy, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Lee roxor.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Famke smiles in Goldeneye but it's a very macabre smile - I can't think of any other film in which she smiles, except maybe that terrible romcom she did, forget it's name

Famke Janssen has a lovely smile - she spends quite a lot of that rom-com (Love and Sex - not terrible as I remember it) smiling.

http://jamesbond007.net/seconds/mini_Xenia4.jpg

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

EMINEM

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 January 2004 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

em smiles all the time!

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

dave gahan was all smiles during the dmode tour for the singles comps that came out a couple years ago. that was actually the most enjoyable part of the show...

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Ten pages of google.image searching on "Eminem" and this is the ONE picture that comes closest to resembling a smile:
http://www.the411online.com/eminem.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

(he kinda looks like dave matthews there actually)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The entire nation of Russia

The exception to prove the rule?

http://www.chukotka.org/FOTO/Abramovich.jpg

― David A. (Davant), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

tAtU is ALWAYS smiling ... and they're russians!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought they were fake Russians.

― David A. (Davant), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

tAtU is ALWAYS smiling ... and they're russians!

eh, they're teenagers. in another five years they'll look just like the sourpuss old maids selling blini on the brighton beach boardwalk.

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

She smiles....

http://www.hermes-press.com/coulter2.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

actually i googled "russians" and this was the first result:

http://www.sputnikdesignworks.com/clipart/people/russians.jpg

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

WHATTA COUNTRY!

http://www.yakov.com/images/shopImg1.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.posternow.com/k/k2898.jpg

ps get some hips, anna

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.queenstribune.com/archives/confarchive/2000/0713/baiul-0713.gif

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Amateurist.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hainesworld.com/consktch/drdoom.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 9 January 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

stalin also always had that shit-eating grin ... but he was georgian!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 9 January 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

ps get some hips, anna

No, more like 'get some talent'

I wish he would though. Poor Gary.

I've seen a few, old and new.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Dave Gahan DOES smile!

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

ps get some hips, anna

I think she's fine just the way she is.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

*hopes this picture shows up for everyone*

http://www.modegirl.de/pics/youngdave2/435.jpg

*goes back to drooling over Dave Gahan photos*

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

former Blackhawk/Ranger/etc. Steve Larmer (possibly because most of his teeth had been knocked out)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Al Ewing!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Obvious answer: Buster Keaton.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 22 January 2004 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Nu-metal

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 22 January 2004 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Andy Caddick: shit scared to smile in case the top half of his head falls off.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Thursday, 22 January 2004 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:XdohcbjqhO0C:www.kurzfilmtage.ch/images/presse/keatontati.jpg

I'll be amazed if that works, but: Buster Keaton smiling with Jaques Tati.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 22 January 2004 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

hray, all hail me.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 22 January 2004 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.daiwaseiko.co.jp/tennis/kitty/images/kittytt1.gif

thou who hath no mouth doth not smile

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 22 January 2004 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

so basically, if the challenge is 'go on find a smiling pic of so and so', the winner is

HELLO KITTY?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 22 January 2004 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm pretty sure kittens are incapable of wielding tennis rackets also

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 22 January 2004 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to think Hello Kitty's nose was a perpetually-surprised mouth.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 26 January 2004 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Kissinger? Maybe once.

― Will (will), Monday, 26 January 2004 09:18 (twenty-two years ago)

gavareet po russki! smileski!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 26 January 2004 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

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People you just can't ever imagine smiling

HELLO KITTY?