FO SHIZZLE MY GAME CUBIZZLE

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so, went into philly tonite, and in the old, abandoned tower books, they had an entire store set up just to demonstrate the GAME CUBE. it was the closest i ever came to having a sexual reaction to an inanimate object.

jess, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

or, as lester bangs once said, more of an erection of the heart.

jess, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

christ, jess, is there anything you won't fuck? are you going to tell your eight girlfriends about this?

ethan, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i will not fuck the following things:

1. willard scott

2. scatman crothers

3. three donuts duct taped together with a slice of hot pizza stuffed in the middle of them.

4. ned's apocryphal moustache

5. the odb

6. my baby's mama

7. anyone who subscribes to the idm mailing list

8. hanle y's dirty pancake mixer

everything else is fair game.

(now talk about the damn GAMES, fules.)

jess, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

number three is just frighteningly specific enough to have a horrible anecdote attached to it. speak up, jess.

ethan, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you hurt me ethan.

you hurt me in my heart.

jess, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey Jess..."Have you ever constructed your own vibrator, and was there any ensuing hilrity"?

Mike Hanle y, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You bastard, Jess, you stole my line. And I bet you don't even know where I stole it from. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

7. anyone who subscribes to the idm mailing list

Um.... can we just be friends?

(Actually, I left the list a few weeks ago.. but I'm afraid that's not enough of a negation..)

Brian MacDonald, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

have you ever heard of "the saddle"? a genius invention of the sexual nature, but I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.

Timothy, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(Actually, I left the list a few weeks ago.. but I'm afraid that's not enough of a negation..)

shit, i left a year or two ago (and it did wonders for my sanity) when people started seriously stating that funkstorung were an original, non-autechre-ripoff act; i'm sure by now they're trying to explain how autechre in fact ripped funkstorun off. and black helicopters. and stuff.

your null fame, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

old ilx more like old gaylx

and what, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:30 (seventeen years ago)

I would probably eat that donut / pizza thing right now. Wouldn't fuck it, tho.

David R., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:47 (seventeen years ago)

Oh I don't know, it seems kind of touching

Matt, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:25 (seventeen years ago)

I wanted to read about the gaming cube.

Abbott, Thursday, 8 May 2008 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

Brazil was one of the Master System's most successful markets. It was marketed in that country by Tec Toy, Sega's Brazilian distributor. At least five versions of the console were released between 1989 and 1995 and several games had been translated into Portuguese. The characters in these games had also been modified so that they appealed to Brazilian mainstream audiences (for example, Wonder Boy in Monster Land featured Mônica, the main character from a popular children's comic book in Brazil, created by Maurício de Sousa). Brazil also produced many original games, like Sítio do Pica Pau Amarelo (based on Monteiro Lobato workmanship) and Castelo Ra-Tim-Bum (from the TV Cultura series).

One of the more notable Master System consoles in Brazil was the compact wireless Master System Compact developed by Tec Toy. The console transmitts the A/V signal through RF, dispensing cable connections. It was produced from 1994 to 1997 and is still a target for console collectors. A similar version, called Master System Girl, was also released in an attempt to attract female consumers. The only difference in this version is a strong pink casing and pastel buttons.

Later in its life in Brazil, Game Gear games had been ported to the Master System and several original Brazilian titles were made for the system. Tec Toy also produced a licensed version of the fighting game Street Fighter II for the Master System. The console production was familiar to the Brazilians, which explains the success in that market.

The Master System is still being produced in Brazil. The latest version is the "Master System III Collection".[citation needed] It uses the same design as the Master System II (Master System III in Brazil), but is white and comes in three versions: one with 74 games built-in, another with 105 games and another with 112 games. However, in Brazil, it is hard to find the 3-D Glasses, the Light Phaser and even cartridges, leaving most Brazilians with only built-in games.

Overall, the SMS was mildly successful worldwide, but failed to capture the Japanese and North American markets. Sega learned from its mistakes and was able to garner a greater market share with the Master System's successor, Sega Mega Drive/Genesis in Europe, Brazil, and North America.

The Sega Master System was rereleased in a smaller handheld form factor in late 2006. This small handheld device is powered by 3 AAA batteries, has a brighter active matrix screen, and contained 20 Game Gear and Sega Master System games. It was released under several brands including Coleco and PlayPa

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 8 May 2008 00:09 (seventeen years ago)

Remember when you did that top 100 games poll?
That was awesome.

Z S, Thursday, 8 May 2008 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://goodtimesdj.homestead.com/files/gdweblogo.jpg

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 8 May 2008 00:12 (seventeen years ago)


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