When was the last time you made a "schoolboy error"?

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Come on, I've set you up nicely. Don't fail me now, ILX!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Despite what you've read in the local papers and what the court has demanded I tell my neighbors, I have never forced a schoolboy to do anything.

― dean gulberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

probably the last time I tried to kiss a woman, which was how many years ago now? um, several.

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I make them all the time on Soul Calibur.

― @lex K (Alex K), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Recently, I got an inexplicable erection on a bus just before my stop.

― David A. (Davant), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaah, the old erectus anticipatium.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha! Now that I think about it, it might be the vibration. Maybe the freuency changes or something as the bus slows toward your stop.

(There ought to be a thread for Fake Scientific Explanations Of Ordinary Events.)

― David A. (Davant), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

your stop, and only your stop.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 9 January 2004 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't men usually get erections when they're getting off?

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 9 January 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

when i asked this chick if i could taste her awesome pineapple upside-down cake.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 9 January 2004 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe your stop resonates differently... Oh, never mind...

― David A. (Davant), Friday, 9 January 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaah, the old erectus anticipatium

Is that a spell from the next Harry Potter movie?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

no, the one after...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hermione, what have you done?!"

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"I needed a coathook, Ronald, now shut the fuck up."

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"But it won't stop gushing! Quick, reverse the spell or we'll end up drowning Professor McGonagle!"

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I walked right up to the line, and peered over the edge, and then Matt jumped over it, waving his newspaper and shouting.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

the bus is awesome!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 9 January 2004 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

fourteen years pass...

just to be clear, girls make these too

― j., Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:29 (eight years ago)

looked & failed for a meme involving the freshman's dream, RIP

― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:41 (eight years ago)

Every Wednesday lunchtime and Saturday morning, brian

― Finn T Buoty (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:42 (eight years ago)

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