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NY Post
Page Six
January 8, 2004
Hang 'Em High
http://www.nypost.com

LOOK closely on page 72 of Us Weekly and you'll see a body part that isn't
supposed to be showing. A story about the second season of "Top Model," a
reality show hosted by Tyra Banks, is illustrated with a photo of a redhead in body
paint accompanied by a blond male model on one knee. His raised leg is
supposed to conceal his nether regions, but something is dangling into view. The Us
editors are furious with UPN, which provided the photo. A network rep said,
"It's been busy around here and apparently someone took their eye off the ball."
http://www.gawker.com/archives/balls.jpg

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Dingle dangle.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

AC/DC to thread

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

This is funny until it happens to you.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

M, I love how you're the second person to this thread!!

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I love how you're the person who started it!

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I was under the impression that the photo would look more like a screenshot from a television show and less like a gay porn picture of a man and his balls.

― dean horribly wrong gulberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005NNMJ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I really wish I was the photographer who took this picture. When I am made king of the world all magazines will be forced to include clandestine balls and nips.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

time to open photoshop....

― Chris V (Chris V), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

hurrah!

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

The funny thing is, Photoshop retouching was clearly already used on this photo. It seems like the creative team left it in on purpose, and nobody noticed.

― Sean (Sean), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Puma to thread!

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel like I should now be in the ball-witness relocation program.

― andy, Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Those balls have been waxed. And now, I die.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002KGT.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002HIC.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

google + balls =
http://www.elephantitis.org/img/fs-balls.jpg

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

He looks like a crab.

― dean gulberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

He looks like a black crab.

― dean gulberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

He looks like an African American crab.

― dean gulberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think that man is a real man.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, he's a REAL man, Ally!!! HOW MUCH BIGGER DOO YOU NEEDD HIS BALLZ TO BEEE

― dean gulberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Like the African-American Crab's, obviously.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, you mean the plastic cracker. Yeah, he's GHEY. He's no AACRAB.

― dean gulberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

He's all...shiny.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

He and Paris Hilton should hook it up.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 8 January 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"bang a gong"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

SBM looking for SWF-- Enjoys hunting, portrait photography and teabagging. PS. I am shiny and often mistaken for a crab.

― may pang (maypang), Thursday, 8 January 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

SAAM

― dean gulberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 8 January 2004 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

HIV-, but I do have elephantitus of the nutz (xpost)

― Aaron A., Thursday, 8 January 2004 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

In the future everybody's balls will be famous for fifteen minutes

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 8 January 2004 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

some balls are held for charity
and some for fancy dress
but when they're held for pleasure,
they're the balls that I like best.
and my balls are always bouncing,
to the left and to the right.
it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 15 January 2004 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.callnetuk.com/home/busted/quickkick.gif

i'm on a balls kick tonite.

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 15 January 2004 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

It has to be said that Bon Scott playing a fop is one of the most bizarre and wonderful acting jobs in music yet recorded.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 January 2004 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

omfg, dyson!!!

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 January 2004 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Why was I called to thread? Or a misspelled version of me, anyways?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 15 January 2004 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

and moliere really pumps my nads.

― Chris V (Chris V), Thursday, 15 January 2004 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

*sniggers*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 15 January 2004 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

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