Trading Bosoms with your Mom

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I'm into the concept of vengeance tonight.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 January 2004 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

As performance art?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Come on, Ned, imagine yourself with your mom's boobs.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 January 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

ew.

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It would be a step closer to the ultimate multigendered life!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is so wrong on so many levels.

Thank you.

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

RuPaul to thread!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

No way, I've get the biggest rack in the family.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

get = got

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

It would be a step closer to the ultimate multigendered life!

http://www.worksongs.com/ned_boobs.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

*gag*

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Woo! I R a vision.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, MAY PANG.

(Oh wait I just said "fuck" and I said it again and oh my God I'm about to be rendered utterly speechless and I want someone to take my brain out and scrub it clean now and hopefully it'll be may pang because it's may pang's fault, damn it and OH MY GOD.)

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

But I look so content!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Obviously no body issues going on there.

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, I'm fine with it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

OK $10 to whomever explains what this thread even remotely is trying to express.

― Allyzay, Friday, 9 January 2004 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

*sigh* obv. our Nedlet will soon be eating hormones from Tiajuana...

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Like I said, Ally, performance art!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It does actually occur to me, though, that those are not my mom's boobs, so the true premise has yet been unachieved.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus.

*opens up photoshop again*

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh heh heh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

This doesn't make me gay, does it?

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

who cares

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, do it again.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

perhaps gay in the joyous sense.

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Perfect.

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Like the Flintstones.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 January 2004 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, $20.

― Allyzay, Friday, 9 January 2004 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i would like to trade bosoms with my mum, then bras would be much cheaper.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

How I love Ned's sly expression in that pic

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Friday, 9 January 2004 10:42 (twenty-two years ago)

little black oblongs are a bit last year tho

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 9 January 2004 10:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I can remember a few girlfriends being rather proud when saying "I've got bigger boobs than my mum." This was generally a teenage girl boast, and didn't take into consideration their mum's tits had shrunk from breast feeding said girl so she would be well-nourished and grow up to be 'generously proportioned'.
Besides, I know a few guys whose beer tits are bigger than their ladies' natural tits.

― Canada Briggs (Canada Briggs), Friday, 9 January 2004 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

MY EYES!!!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 9 January 2004 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you implying that beer tits are unnatural?

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 January 2004 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Depends on the beer.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Boddington in the left, Bitburger in the right.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 January 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Bitte ein Bit.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 9 January 2004 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

My beershake is better than yours.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

DAMN RIGHT it's better than yours!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 January 2004 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

$30.

― Allyzay, Friday, 9 January 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is about swapping breasts with your mother. Then filling them with beer. (Alternately it could be an edgy new TLC show.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 January 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Beer Eye for the Perv Guy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, I understand the words that are being typed on the screen but not why or what they are trying to exactly express or convey besides "HAHA BOOZE!"

― Allyzay, Friday, 9 January 2004 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I am trying to convey "HAHA BOOBS FILLED WITH BOOZE!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 January 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I blame Tombot and so should you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

You're all so infantile.

― i'll be your dog (starry), Friday, 9 January 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― i'll be your aja for today (starry), Friday, 9 January 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, I don't know what part of my questions led you to believe I was blaming anyone besides him.

"i kill you with guns, ok" :P

― Allyzay, Friday, 9 January 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I will buy a titful of beer for anyone who uses the thread title in the chorus of a popsong

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 January 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope you enjoy drinking with the Electric 6 then.

― Allyzay, Friday, 9 January 2004 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

well, now they have a plot for "freaky friday 2: the next day" anyway.

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Friday, 9 January 2004 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Who wants to scan the Bloodhound Gang back catalogue for this song?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that's may pang's body.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

Come on, Ned, imagine yourself with your mom's boobs.
-- TOMBOT, Friday, 9 January 2004 03:07 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 November 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

There's a missing image up there called ned_boobs.jpg :/

― onimo, Thursday, 22 November 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

This thread was awesomes!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 22 November 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

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