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― ethan, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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― ethan, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

is this rhetorical?

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hmm. i believe it is, yes.

― fatnick, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

how should i answer? i wouldn't want to lose sleep over this

― Maria, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't get it, but the empty tisssue box beside my deb is painfully obvious testimony to that.

― Geoff, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ethan's boredom = our gain.

(and for the record i will NEVER TELL about the donut story.)

― jess, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The donut story is in the film now Jess...once you open the box, it can never be closed :)

― james, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I suspect ethan has learnt how to post images...

― Kodanshi, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wish this really was about sex. I like talking about sex.

― toraneko, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

does tora neko = sex cat?

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nah, tiger cat!!! But tigers are pretty sexy.

― toraneko, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it is about sex!

― ethan, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

doughnuts and tissues do not constitute sex!

― toraneko, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

lets talk about 69ing. classic or dud? and do you prefer top or bottum?

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! Except if it's with someone who can only think about one thing at a time because then they stop doing their bit. If it's with a guy then being on the bottom SUX unless you like having penises shoved through the back of your throat. Plus having gonads covering your nostrils is inconvenient when you've got a shlong in your mouth. And guys smell. So, to clarify, 69 with grrls = CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!
69 with bys = dud.

― toraneko, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

boys = dud. typo. sorry.

― toraneko, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what about when the boys is on the bottum?

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, I think sideways is best.

― toraneko, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but what to do with the arm?

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Cut it off and reattach it somewhere more conveinent like those boys in the BME magazine.

― Sam-at-home, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Arms are only a problem if yrrr a guy and you have wide shoulders. For chicks they don't get in the way so much.

Anyway, I've decided that plain muff-diving is better than 69s because that way you can fully focus on either giving or receiving pleasure and nothing gets accidentally teethed/bitten in response to really-good- feeling-stuff.

― toraneko, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Blimey, does no-one just like, wanna cuddle these days, man?

― Sarah, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sure, after you DO IT! :)

― Samantha, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

a/s/l/c?

― David Raposa, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i love rimming - new board name.

― Geoff, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What's rimming?

― toraneko, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah Toraneko, surely you know this naughty little activity?

― Samantha, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh YUCK! I just Googled for it - that's gross. Crikey, I hope no one ever tries to do that to me. I hope no one ever tries to get me to do it to them!!!!!!!

Actually, a friend was telling me the other day that his only objection to chicks with hairy butt-cracks was that they didn't entice him to lick their poo-holes. I couldn't believe he'd actually do that! He didn't use the word rimming though.

― toraneko, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

warning - this site is very explicit. rimming = http://www.gayxxxsites.com/analrandf/arfgmc.html

― Geoff, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's actually quite nice. ::whistling innocently::

― Samantha, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, each to her own. I'm sure I've done things that you would consider gross. I just don't like anything even remotely anal (except for sorting things alphabetically and hanging clothes in colour order).

I remember about 12 years ago everyone was into "licky-eyeballs". Now that REALLY grossed me out.

― toraneko, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Never mind felching and munging. You don't want to know. (I don't speak from experience, and I hope I never have to.)

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mmm, felching...yum.

― Geoff, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You people make me never went to do naughty sticky things again.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...
munging

I thought I had heard it all. The dirty sanchez, the pasadena mudslide. But I've learnt something new today.

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, but do you know what munging is?

― Brian MacDonald, Friday, 1 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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― michael, Friday, 1 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, I googled it and tried my best not to be ill at my desk

― electric sound of jim, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

HHAAHAHA... duyde.... munging is when you dig up a body and like step on its lower chest so its genitals explode or something..i love how the term is now use din a perl book... what would charles BABBAGE think? or LADY ADA? for taht matter

― Brian Macdonald, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

LOL brian I've never done that exactly but something similar....I was at Six Flags with mom and sis many years ago....I was bored because noone would ride the hardcore rides with me...just farting around the restaurant patio....folded a ketchup packet in half and put it on the ground....stomped it....somehow it popped unnaturally *backwards* and plastered my mom all over her shirt....she grabbed my ear and started whupping me in public....people gasping....she didn't give a fuck.....sis had to pull her off.....she washed off but still stank, I recieved no arcade money that day....it's funny how I always went on vacation only to play the same video games I played at the 7-11 just up the block from home...metaphor booyeah.

― Ramosi, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.thespud.com/living/top10/sick-acts-munging.html

― Queen G, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hmm... no i don't think that would work.

once again sadean imagination outstrips (gross) anatomical reality.

beyond being repulsive, the explanation linked to above is completely incoherent: even assuming the diaphragm would be sufficiently decomposed (with the skin still intact??) for the (only partially, surely) liquefied heart and lungs to mix with the contents of the abdominal cavity (intestines, feces & urine - you'll never find sperm in this mix) there's no way the ketchup-packet spatter is coming out the genitals, ESPECIALLY if the corpse in question is male.

with the integrity of the gastrointestinal tract compromised the path of least resistance from the abdominopelvic cavity to the outside world is probably anal, with oral a distant second. actually, even by jumping on the abdomen, i'm not sure the contents would be under enough pressure to produce a sick-bastard-satisfyingly explosive rupture. skin is stretchy and the human body, unlike a ketchup packet, has enough distensible nooks and crannies that things would probably slosh around without bursting forth.

file this one under urban mythology and stick to your workaday felching, rimming and whatnot.

― not a pathologist, not yet a doctor, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thank you, Brian. Alcohol is the great leveller.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

What was the question?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 13:43 (seventeen years ago)

And why wasn't it you that asked it?

― Tom D., Tuesday, 23 October 2007 13:44 (seventeen years ago)

So, to clarify, 69 with grrls = CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!

I'm assuming this position?

― nathalie, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 13:47 (seventeen years ago)

Right now?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 13:48 (seventeen years ago)

(draws curtains)

― Mark G, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago)

Tuomas *opens curtains*

― Tom D., Tuesday, 23 October 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago)


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