The Dead Russian Composer Personality Test

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yes, another silly personality test. but we do all love music, so do it already!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

not surprisingly ... my results:

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If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Sergei Prokofyev.

I was born in the late 19th century and was a child prodigy, composing at a very young age. I kept this talent up, earning myself quite a name and fully exploiting the bragging rights. I was disliked by Stalin, however, and I died the same day he did. My most famous work is "Peter and the Wolf."

Who would you be? Dead Russian Composer Personality Test

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

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If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Considered the leader of the 19th Century Composer group "The Mighty Handful," I am indeed the teacher among them. My orchestration skills are superbly colorful, and are explained in my book on the topic, but works like "Scheherezade" explain my mastery better.

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Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm Sergei Prokofyev too.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I am Shostakovich! This is cool because

1 He is my favourite (dead) Russian composer
2 I would have said i was closest to him anyway

Best test evah, Dom. Thanks!

pete s, Friday, 9 January 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

It was Eisbar's thread, but thanks for the compliment, Pete.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit, i mean Eis. Credit where credits...
(This is getting comical now. I did the same thing on the 'Say something good about an artist you hate' thread....)

pete s, Friday, 9 January 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

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If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Sergei Rakhmaninov.

I lived in the early Twentieth Century and was well known for my compositional, conducting, and piano skills, yet I am melancholy despite this talent. My famous works include my nearly-impossible piano concerti.

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Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

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If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Aleksandr Borodin.

Son of a 19th Century Russian prince and a...non-royal...mother, I went to medical school and became a biochemist. Most people, however, (and probably my twenty cats as well) agree that they'd trade all of my scientific discoveries for another set of "Polovetsian Dances."

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jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i was borodin too

gareth (gareth), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

YAY Rachmaninov!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 January 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

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If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Igor Stravinsky.

Known as a true son of the new 20th Century, my music started out melodic and folky but slowly got more dissonant and bizzare as I aged. I am a traveler and a neat freak, and very much hated those rotten eggs thrown at me after the premiere of "The Rite of Spring."

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Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 9 January 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i wanted to be rachmaninov :(

jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 9 January 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://altoclef.keenspace.com/images/rakhy.jpg

If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Sergei Rakhmaninov.

I lived in the early Twentieth Century and was well known for my compositional, conducting, and piano skills, yet I am melancholy despite this talent. My famous works include my nearly-impossible piano concerti.

Who would you be? Dead Russian Composer Personality Test

ModJ (ModJ), Saturday, 10 January 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

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If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Dmitri Shostakovich!

I am a shy, nervous, unassuming, fidgety, and stuttery little person who began composing the same year I started music lessons of any sort. I wrote the first of my fifteen symphonies at age 18, and my second opera, "Lady Macbeth of the Mtsensk District," when I was only 26. Unfortunately, Stalin hated the opera, and put me on the Enemy Of The People List for life. I nevertheless kept composing the works I wanted to write in private; some of my vocal cycles and 15 string quartets mock the Soviet System in notes. And I somehow was NOT killed in the process! And Harry Potter(c) stole my glasses and broke them!

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Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 10 January 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

So, um, hi pete s!

Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 10 January 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://altoclef.keenspace.com/images/rakhy.jpg

If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Sergei Rakhmaninov.

I lived in the early Twentieth Century and was well known for my compositional, conducting, and piano skills, yet I am melancholy despite this talent. My famous works include my nearly-impossible piano concerti.

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Woo!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 January 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, strike stuttery! (otherwise hi Dee!)

pete s, Saturday, 10 January 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I got Stravinsky.

In case you're wondering, if you answer "vodka" to every question, you get:

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If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Modest Mussorgsky.

I am a Romantic period psycho who's drunk more often than not. I died of this affliction, not surprisingly. My famous works include "Night on Bald Mountain" and "Pictures at an Exhibition."

JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 10 January 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

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If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Pyotr Chaikovsky.

I AM the Real Chaikovsky! Considered by most Westerners to be the greatest Russian composer of all, most late 19th Century Russians think I'm actually too Westernized in my musical tendencies. Despite this criticism, as well as the flak I had to take for my preference of Y-chromosomes, my ballets "The Nutcracker" and "Swan Lake" are upheld as among the greatest and most popular pieces of all time.

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Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 10 January 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://altoclef.keenspace.com/images/dsch.jpg

If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Dmitri Shostakovich!

I am a shy, nervous, unassuming, fidgety, and stuttery little person who began composing the same year I started music lessons of any sort. I wrote the first of my fifteen symphonies at age 18, and my second opera, "Lady Macbeth of the Mtsensk District," when I was only 26. Unfortunately, Stalin hated the opera, and put me on the Enemy Of The People List for life. I nevertheless kept composing the works I wanted to write in private; some of my vocal cycles and 15 string quartets mock the Soviet System in notes. And I somehow was NOT killed in the process! And Harry Potter(c) stole my glasses and broke them!

Who would you be? Dead Russian Composer Personality Test

anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 10 January 2004 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I was DSCH too! Yay, he's the best.

Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 10 January 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://altoclef.keenspace.com/images/strav.jpg

If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Igor Stravinsky.

Known as a true son of the new 20th Century, my music started out melodic and folky but slowly got more dissonant and bizzare as I aged. I am a traveler and a neat freak, and very much hated those rotten eggs thrown at me after the premiere of "The Rite of Spring."

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Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 10 January 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

PROKOFIEV RULZ U KORNY SHOSTAKOVICH INDIE FUXORS!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 10 January 2004 05:20 (twenty-one years ago)

(which is actually kinda close to what i actually think when comparing these 2 guys, my being pegged as prokofiev notwithstanding)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 10 January 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a korny indie fuxor, what can I say? Dmitri all the way!

Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 10 January 2004 05:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i like the ever so subtle fuck you sarcasm and stalin hating in shostakovich.

anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 10 January 2004 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

prokofiev wasn't as subtle as shostakovich -- his "fuck you" to uncle joe (and, perhaps more daringly, lenin) is the october cantata, which is one of the most insane things outside the atonal camp that any major twentieth century composer ever did.

and the fiery angel is as proto-goth as anything by any othe classical composer (demonic possession! autos-da-fe! singing skeletons and Grand Inquisitors! IN RUSSIAN!!!) not to mention that it has a couple of jokes at stravinsky's expense.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 10 January 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

and "the battle of the ice" is one of the most AMAZING pieces of music written EVAH

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 10 January 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Sergei Prokofyev.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 10 January 2004 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder what happens if you vote vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka?

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 10 January 2004 06:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, wonder no more! Read above, Julia posted it.

Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 10 January 2004 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, you get to be Mussorgsky.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 10 January 2004 06:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm Rimsky-Korsakov.

Shostakovich, from his picture, is clearly a close relation of Harry Potter.

caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 10 January 2004 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://altoclef.keenspace.com/images/dsch.jpg

If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Dmitri Shostakovich!

I am a shy, nervous, unassuming, fidgety, and stuttery little person who began composing the same year I started music lessons of any sort. I wrote the first of my fifteen symphonies at age 18, and my second opera, "Lady Macbeth of the Mtsensk District," when I was only 26. Unfortunately, Stalin hated the opera, and put me on the Enemy Of The People List for life. I nevertheless kept composing the works I wanted to write in private; some of my vocal cycles and 15 string quartets mock the Soviet System in notes. And I somehow was NOT killed in the process! And Harry Potter(c) stole my glasses and broke them!

Who would you be? Dead Russian Composer Personality Test

This does not surprise me at all.

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 10 January 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

he looks a bit like jarvis cocker.

Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 10 January 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Prokofyev looks like Larkin.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 10 January 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

YEs!! I am Shostakovitch as well!! Shostakovitch + Prokofiev = 0wn4g3 of all other classical composers, haha.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 10 January 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I am also Dmitri Shostakovich. Probably just about right, since he's among my favorites to play on the piano... alright, try to play on piano!

Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 11 January 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://altoclef.keenspace.com/images/rakhy.jpg

If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Sergei Rakhmaninov.

I lived in the early Twentieth Century and was well known for my compositional, conducting, and piano skills, yet I am melancholy despite this talent. My famous works include my nearly-impossible piano concerti.

Who would you be? Dead Russian Composer Personality Test

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 11 January 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I got Rimsky-Korsakov, he's my favorite, yay.

Maria (Maria), Sunday, 11 January 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh what the hell, though. When it comes to dead Russian composers, they're all my favorite.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Sweet... Shostakovich.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 12 January 2004 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)


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