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This evening i want sex. I have some options, but not many, as (imaginary city) is not in abundance of seckshool people. I could either shag someone despicable that i've shagged before just cos I can. Or I could wade through the ugly people in dunedin until i find one only slightly ugly and shag him. Or I could throw myself at the young lady I've had a crush on for months, even though she is sort of seeing someone else and she turned me down the other night cos i'm supposedly on the rebound (BTW it wasn't just a brushoff, she told my friend steve that she wants to fuck me, and after I kissed her she ran around the pub telling everyone I have the softest lips in the world).

So, what should I do?

― cheezwhizz, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That was dumb. I enetered the name od my city anyway. Oh well there goes my anonymity.

― cheezwhizz, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And by the way, Kat I'm soooo not on the rebound. So there.

― cheezwhizz, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

somebody post me some advice soon, i gotta go in like two seconds.

― cheezwhizz, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You are too late. Now I have to see who the liquor takes me home with.

― cheezwhizz, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sheeyit, are all Dunedin scenesters wired up to IL*?

― suzy, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

there has to be someone succulent out there for you- especially since Kat has been spreading such nice rumours. mmm soft. Just steer clear of the pro and bond st, they are all honky bastards...

sorry if i offended any dunedin scenesters - I didn't mean you mary- ann, you have not been perverted yet.

― Menelaus Darcy, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hey duane and you think you're desperate and creepy!

― cheezwhizz, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How low are you prepared to lower your standards cheezwhizz?

― di, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think the one important thing to do is to CHECK THE TEETH. Dental hygeine is important.

― Menelaus Darcy, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

so who'd you fuck (i hate uspense, thogh suspenders are quite nice.)

― Geoff, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hackney is nice but you guys make dunedin sound BRILLIANT/AWFUL/SAD/LOVING/ WORLD-HISTORICAL/FAB-HYSTERICAL (even if you do communicate w.each other more by IL* than by talking hmm what's what abt eh?)

I'm going to pretend I'm not tryin to guess which of you cheezwiz actually iz.

― mark s, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How come we never get threads like this from London scenesters? Sigh.

― Tom, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

are you "hot"?

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm still waiting on a detailed report.

― stevo, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well. I didn't shag anyone. After a few quiet beers at Steve's house, I went home. Alone. By myself. And thank God I did, can you imagine what kind of cretin I might have ended up with? (shudders). One night stands are usually mediocre at best, how can that compare to my loving relationship with Ms. Hand?

― cheezwhizz, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you're fucking tracer's mom?

― ethan, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah and she's hot.

― cheezwhizz, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

actually suzy, there is this conspiracy going on, us dunediners are going to wrest control of ILE from the poms. resistance is useless.

― di, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

From the poms? What about us Yank jingoists, DAMMIT?

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 13 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I can vouch for cheez's last post.

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ms Hand? well no offence intended to Tracer, but do you remember the ad that was on in NZ featuring a woman offering a man a cup of tea and discussing masturbation. She waits til he has finished stirring his tea and licked the teaspoon and then tells him she likes to use mr.teaspoon. Do you like the feeling of cold metal? or would you prefer it hot?

― Menelaus Darcy, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

HEY GUESS WHAT!

I got laid. I fucked my ex-boyfriend. Then I told him I don't want to see him anymore.

I am poking my tongue out at you. I am very nasty.

― cheezwhizz, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ya shouldn't... ya shouldn't...ya shouldn't...ya shoulda known better with a girl like me.

― cheezwhizz, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My sincere aplogies to Ms. Hand, what cam I say, I was born a filthy slut. I hope you don't hold it against me for treating your ma shabbily, Tracer.

― cheezwhizz, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

At least I got laid.

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Menelaus Darcy I never saw that ad. I prefer the speculum warm, thank you.

― cheezwhizz, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

YEEEEHARRRRRR!

― cheezwhizz, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kat told me I should do it gracefully. I say fuck that, I ain't no lady!

― cheezwhizz, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Does anyone know a good cure for period pain?

I do. SPITEFULNESS!!!!!!!

― cheezwhizz, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Anyone here want to cyber?

― cheezwhizz, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha I fooled you because I don't. I am sated. Thank you, ex-boyfriend.

― cheezwhizz, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You suck! I win! Game over!

― cheezwhizz, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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