What happened to Shakira?

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One minute she was everywhere, the next she was nowhere.

Where'd she go?

― andy, Monday, 12 January 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Disappeared up her own butt - how ironic!

― omg, Monday, 12 January 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Her swinging hips created a votrex that sucked her into another dimension.

What do you do for lookout?

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 12 January 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Shakira's Adventures In The Forbidden Zone (Her Ass) is a must-make movie

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 12 January 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

she's probably recording a new album. it's only been like 18 months--calm down!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 12 January 2004 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, her and Kevin Shields.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 12 January 2004 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

haha

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 12 January 2004 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Chill, she's here with me.

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 12 January 2004 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

that gave me a chill, indeed.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 January 2004 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

she just moved to wellington, but she spent her last few months in dunedin drumming in a covers band. rest assured her breasts are still small and humble.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

So we don't mistake them for mountains

― arf, Monday, 12 January 2004 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

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