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a noble creature

anthony, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A stupid, slow moving yet essentially sympathetic creature.

(Not sympathetic enough to not end up on my plate.)

Also they do not sleep properly.

Tom, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ewing in harsh reality shocker.

but i agree with anthony, cows are good...

preferrably ground up and on a bun.

jess, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Cows and women. They are both noble you say. I am a woman and I live next door to cows. They scare me at night. They blow snot on me. Their spit is like modge-podge crafting material. I read a story about them by James Agee.

Has anyone ever branded cattle?

The worst sound ever is a cow giving birth. The worst sight, maybe. It is incredible vaginas can stretch so!

Why bother predicting silly trends. I can't change anything is how I feel right now. I am surrounded by business.

1 1 2 3 5, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I belive I can fly...in a cow

Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hanley is going mad. Too much cow?

toraneko, Sunday, 14 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Having a calf suck your fingers is one of the nicest things in the world.

Madchen, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Cows don't have top teeth, except for molars up the back. They have a paddy bit instead. Cows are cute.

toraneko, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

They have horrible eyes...really scary. But, I've got nothing against cows.

james, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

seacrh - nietzche;s bovine happiness, milk, cheese and chocolate

oh, and cow tipping.

Geoff, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is this yer way of getting Ally to read one of yer threads, anthony?

I don't have an opinion one way or another about cows. They're kinda stupid and ugly animals, and they're flatulent (cow farts are doing in the ozone layer!) But meat is tasty and I like leather jackets.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/Gorgeous_Cow_1.jpg

Lingbert, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 05:13 (seventeen years ago)

omg cows

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago)

four years pass...

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/09/23/us-usa-cattle-candy-idUSBRE88M05N20120923

As the worst drought in half a century has ravaged this year's U.S. corn crop and driven corn prices sky high, the market for alternative feed rations for beef and dairy cows has also skyrocketed. Brokers are gathering up discarded food products and putting them out for the highest bid to feed lot operators and dairy producers, who are scrambling to keep their animals fed.

In the mix are cookies, gummy worms, marshmallows, fruit loops, orange peels, even dried cranberries. Cattlemen are feeding virtually anything they can get their hands on that will replace the starchy sugar content traditionally delivered to the animals through corn.

barthes simpson, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago)

question: feeding cows gummy worms is a kind of cannibalism, innit

barthes simpson, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago)

http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/the_simpsons_bart_dont_have_a_cow_man-t.jpg

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago)

four years pass...

You want to feel leather when you hold your phone so some fucking chill ass cow just eating grass has to die ? Fuck that

calstars, Sunday, 30 April 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)

not in India

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 30 April 2017 19:48 (eight years ago)

don't eat cows

jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 30 April 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)

temple grandin was a good movie

El Tomboto, Sunday, 30 April 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

Who knows what that means but if you're insulting people on the spectrum, fuck you

calstars, Sunday, 30 April 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

it means that I thought temple grandin was a decent film. perhaps more pertinently, temple grandin cares a great deal about cows and has a perspective on the operations of abattoirs that I can get behind.

fuck you too buddy, we're all in this together.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 30 April 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)

by the light of the burning Citroën, Monday, 1 May 2017 13:39 (eight years ago)

http://youtu.be/igK9yHHcM9Q

by the light of the burning Citroën, Monday, 1 May 2017 13:41 (eight years ago)


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