Koala tacos

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These have not been adequately discussed yet, at least on a thread of their own.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

say what?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

first you need some koala mince

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Not as cool as emu jerky.

http://www.australiagift.com/jerky/hot%20emu%20meat%20jerky%20gift%20pack%20.jpg

― bent fabric (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

also:

What are koalas and can we eat them?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

KOALA TACOS, I tell you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

wallaby dip in place of the guacamole

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

clears the sinuses too!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Spicy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Do they have those at Wahoo's?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

They should.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

geezer's kiosk.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, yes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

What a sad thought. Poor li'l grubs.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

watch me wallabies mate, mate

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

side order of witchedy grubs!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Dash with eucaplyptus salsa. Nummie.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

(I'm a typo champian today)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

eucaplatypus!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

YAY!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

what?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 30 January 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not sure what i think about this.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 30 January 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

vegemite sandwich?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 30 January 2004 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

they taste better than wallabies.

(xpost: KOALAS. vegemite tastes like shit.)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

but koalas are Cute cuddly Bears!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 30 January 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

koala's ain't bears.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 30 January 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

OH MY GOD DID I REALLY JUST TYPE KOALA'S I MUST COMMIT SUICIDE NOW

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 30 January 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

they are in my book. cuddly koala bears. so there.
no need to die over a misplaced apostrophe, man (well...hmmm)

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 30 January 2004 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

They also make a hot beverage from the cute lil' critters. That's the specialty of the tiny town of Mercy, Australia. So...this couple of traveling epicures makes their way across the outback to the remote hamlet to try it. They ask around, and are directed to a cafe where they are assured, "Yes, we really do make a sort of tea from koalas." They order it, wait a while, and are presented with two mugs of steaming brew. But there are big chucks of gristly animal flesh floating in their cups. Slightly revolted, they call the waiter over to inquire whether this is proper. He looks at them and says...

"The koala tea of Mercy is not strained."

(I've waited half my life for an occasion to tell that joke.)

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Friday, 30 January 2004 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah you're right. on second thought they are nasty, useless creatures who just cling to trees in order to get high. make tea from them. squeeze it out of their little ungrateful ears. just do it.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 30 January 2004 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

it's about time someone sees koalas like we australians do

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 30 January 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

that would be never?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 30 January 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

it's true, gaz.
i really still think koalas are cuddly and cute. i take it back.
they are cuddly koala bears!
(sorry esoj, i simply could not resist the cuteness)

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 30 January 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...

KILLER KOALA TACOS, MOTHERFUCKERS!

http://www.tabula-rasa.info/AusHorrorImages/KillerKoala.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 27 February 2004 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

So yes, then.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 April 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

and to think we nearly wiped the bastards out by hunting the tree hugging shits.

― queen goondiwindi, Thursday, 29 April 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

But can you beat your son with them?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 29 April 2004 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I love these threads.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 29 April 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

They bring out the best in us all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 April 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Fresh meat for the kitchens!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 April 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

KOALA TACOS I TELL YOU AGAIN

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 October 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

this is so january 2004 it's all about wallaby wasabi nowadays

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 29 October 2004 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Trendhopper.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 October 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Result 2 of 2 of about 5 for "koala tacos" on google.

(#1 is this thread)

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― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 October 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 29 October 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

And where is this wondrous place?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 October 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Selecione a Family All Plugs of Billiards 1 Piece Dianas Plugs Koala billiards Plugs pool tables Havana Pool Plug billiards 2 billiards Balls pieces

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 29 October 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

This is all very well, but where are the pics of the cute koalas?

http://www.anolis.de/cards/koala-card.jpg
http://www.callisto.si.usherb.ca/~97694409/mkoala2.jpg
http://www.planet-pets.com/koala1.jpg

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 29 October 2004 06:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't find koalas to be all that cute. the baby ones are a bit... but the beady eyes of adult koalas kinda freak me out. blinky bill was cute though.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 29 October 2004 07:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.schools.net.au/edu/lesson_ideas/fairytales/images/blinky_bw.gif

― gem (trisk), Friday, 29 October 2004 07:14 (twenty-one years ago)

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AT LONG LAST

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 July 2009 03:43 (sixteen years ago)

The yacht of a Sun Microsystems exec? Thats a strange euphemism.

― lolsbury hill (Trayce), Thursday, 9 July 2009 03:47 (sixteen years ago)

maybe that Sun exec is an ILX lurker, and got the idea for dining on koala from this very thread.

― some sick fuck with a bow and arrow killing roos and koalas (Eisbaer), Thursday, 9 July 2009 19:34 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

not tacos, but

http://www.theage.com.au/national/frozen-koalas-may-be-thrown-at-rally-cars-20090902-f7e5.html

― mince lice (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 00:25 (sixteen years ago)

that's mah hood!!

― wilter, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 00:27 (sixteen years ago)

will you be flinging iced koala?

― mince lice (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 00:29 (sixteen years ago)

lots of ppl have lots of spare time on their hands in the Tweed.

― wilter, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 00:30 (sixteen years ago)

Hahah I was just reading that earlier. Frozen road kill? Oh, PETApaws.

― Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 01:35 (sixteen years ago)

Trying to shoehorn iced koala into icec vovo joek somehow... failing ;_;

― Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 01:35 (sixteen years ago)

blinky bubble-o-bill

― mince lice (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 01:38 (sixteen years ago)

Hahaha.

― Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 01:39 (sixteen years ago)

battered sav(age)

― Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 01:40 (sixteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1a6spPjEX1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 22 April 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

fapping with englishers on Monday, I had the kangaroo loin with sherry-braised vegetables, they had the steak sandwich. "Think of Ned Raggett!," I didn't exclaim.

― longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Thursday, 22 April 2010 23:50 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEodkThNfW8

― painu vittuum... (jdchurchill), Friday, 23 April 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

And thus cuisine reinvents itself.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 April 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)

the canteen at my school inexplicably has 'ostrich steak' as part of its permanent menu. ???

― dyªº (dyao), Friday, 23 April 2010 00:36 (fifteen years ago)

Ostriches are the dumbest goddamn birds around. You are doing them a favor by eating them out of existence.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 April 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

I dont think we even have ostriches in australia do we?

(maybe in zoos?)

― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Friday, 23 April 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

Wild emus attacked them with guns.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 April 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

the canteen at my school inexplicably has 'ostrich steak' as part of its permanent menu. ???

Terminator X quit Public Enemy to run an ostrich farm, someone's gotta eat them

― longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Friday, 23 April 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)

Thats right, we don't want him to feel ostrichsized ow ow ow stop hitting me.

― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Friday, 23 April 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

the one & only time i ever ate ostrich (@ a South African restaurant somewhere in Westchester County), i ordered it well-done. it looked and tasted like a hockey puck -- and i was told later on that well-done is NOT the way to ask for ostrich to be prepared.

― the return of the Great White Douche (Eisbaer), Saturday, 24 April 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/Phascolarctos_cinereus_(Koala_resting_in_tree_fork).jpg

http://www.dartmouth.edu/~aurora/cascades2/data/KOALA4.jpg

― moullet, Thursday, 15 July 2010 12:15 (fifteen years ago)

That last picture is kind of disgusting. I know it is just wet, but it looks like it's secreting some sort of koala-specific ooze.

― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Thursday, 15 July 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

self-saucing

― oh sh!t a ¯\⎝⏠___⏠⎠/¯ (sic), Friday, 16 July 2010 00:35 (fifteen years ago)

Damn, that first one is some fat-ass koala.

― Gumbercules (Trayce), Friday, 16 July 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

i don't even wanna think about how bad a wet koala must stink.

― The Beatles are not pizza!!! (Eisbaer), Friday, 16 July 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

can we get some echidna toothpicks up in this aera

― I 'ate you, Win Butler! (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

now more than ever during these troubled times

― Yutte Hermsgervørdenbrøtbørda (Eisbaer), Monday, 10 January 2011 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

Everything BUT koala tacos. I'm disappointed in this place.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 23 January 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

give it time?!?

― i want to eat unicorn meat (Eisbaer), Sunday, 23 January 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

had an amazing sliced roo loin at the Duke in Enmore, of all places, last month

― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Sunday, 23 January 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEZVaD1psOE

― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

Screen your tacos carefully.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.myoldcomputers.com/museum/perif/pics/c64koala.jpg

― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

touch it

― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/braised-koala-gets-traveller-stewing-20111031-1mr6u.html

Ned Raggett to plan trip to China?

― Dood, waar is uw prikkel? (j.lu), Monday, 31 October 2011 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

"We'll take your uranium if you can throw in a little extra..."

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 October 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9trfOE3_fx-JaKDurwW1tEq0j6MkQyjZuk9hgMvMjrk_4t3N1j7eI68VU

― moley, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

Sorry, image too small. Let's try again.

http://www.rollercon.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/drop-bear.jpg

― moley, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

Visitors to Australia, please be careful of these lethal cousins of the koala family. Each year, koalas eat more Australians than the other way around.

― moley, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

Bourdain has had to have eaten these by now.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 May 2013 23:58 (twelve years ago)

this is why Guy Fieri is (or should be) banned from ever setting foot in Australia.

― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Friday, 31 May 2013 03:45 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

whatchoo mean, you never searched Youtube for koala tacos?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEodkThNfW8

― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Monday, 22 July 2013 04:43 (twelve years ago)

Ah, so that's the guy who eats them.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 22 July 2013 04:44 (twelve years ago)

never mind, painu vittuum... (jdchurchill) beat me to the punch about 3 years ago ;_;

― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Monday, 22 July 2013 04:46 (twelve years ago)

he also must be one of the silent army of ILX lurkers who had a camera and some ideas ...

― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Monday, 22 July 2013 04:47 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

Koala revived using CPR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnt7u532xTQ

― boney tassel (sic), Friday, 29 August 2014 06:12 (eleven years ago)

cold-pressed roo?

― clive facepalmer (electricsound), Friday, 29 August 2014 06:33 (eleven years ago)

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