My Sexy Game of RISK

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Somehow this seems like an Ayn Rand novel. How do I turn a game of world conquest into an night to remember?

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I am willing to bet that Dan is already the world champion before this version of the game even existed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh, you want Irkutsk, do you? A little quid-pro-quo..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if I can meet girls who like WARHAMMER?

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Get all your pink 10 point armys in her 'Irkutsk' and......oh baby!

― pete s, Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn Ned got there first.

― pete s, Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

play dress-up! antony and cleopatra etc. all kinds of historical options!

also: How do I turn a game of world conquest into an night to remember? is one of the best questions ever!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

'How do I turn a game to remember into a night of world conquest?'

― pete s, Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I've painted more Bretonians than you've had hot dinners, mate.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

'..girls who like WARHAMMER'

sure ive seen leprechauns. i even got one to take me to his pot of gold but...damnit the little bastard disappeared! thankfully a talking horse showed up, and

― pete s, Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I've painted more Bretonians than you've had hot dinners, mate.

where the magic happens?
http://www.dakkadakka.com/images/whfbaug02/MVC-322S.JPG

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Take me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

oh jon, your 'great pestilent one' is ...hott. i just love Nurgle...he's the sexiest chaos god, dontcha think?'

― pete s, Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://us.games-workshop.com/games/warhammer/bretonnians/catalog/images/louen_leoncoeur.gif

I did this guy, he was awesome.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

what the fuck was going on in my life in 1998 that I found it necessary to blow $35 plus tax plus paints on that thing??

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I knew where it was now. :(

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Fucking kings, never there when you need them.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, I used to paint A LOT of micro-armour. (did I really just admit that?)

http://www.ghqmodels.com/M/images/image006.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ghqmodels.com/store/media//m-images/w22.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

spencer i never had you pegged as that kind of nerd

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

His suaveness shows his overcoming of his past (my gawkiness my shackling to it).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Gear! ti thread. Lets see what criaglist has to say shall we?

― Dave B (daveb), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.newwave.org/minis/contest/halloween2002/lgimages/keithschuttemeier1.jpg

I did this guy too.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

That's a wyvern unless i'm mistaken

― pete s, Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

dracolich, amateur.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm feeling a little pathetic.

― saddo gamerton (teeny), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm glad to be wrong.

― pete s, Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

at least I have boobies.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

girl-boobies, even.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

wow! have you met Jon Williams?

― pete s, Saturday, 24 January 2004 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha - a "teeny bust"¿

x-post

― dyson (dyson), Saturday, 24 January 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

dan beat you to that one about a year and a half ago, but thanks for trying.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 24 January 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry, I'm just bitter that I went all TMI on a thread with 'sexy' in the title and now everyone will click on it and know my secret gamer shame.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 24 January 2004 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i slow, okay¡
also i like axis + allies,
so i suk tew.

― dyson (dyson), Saturday, 24 January 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Good christ I'm in love with Teeny (in a non-creepy way, obv, etc).

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 24 January 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i want to fuck girls who play Diplomacy. (and Scrabble, but that should go without saying, right?)

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 24 January 2004 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry, by the title I thought this was a thread about barebacking junkies.

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Saturday, 24 January 2004 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

it could be - if the junkies were into warhammer or whatever.

― dyson (dyson), Saturday, 24 January 2004 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn teeny, you're a real dork.

― ModJ (ModJ), Saturday, 24 January 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

...he said...

― ModJ (ModJ), Saturday, 24 January 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh, you want Irkutsk, do you? A little quid-pro-quo..."

Are you allowed to use words like "phallocratic neocolonialism" if you're not in grad school at the time?

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 24 January 2004 07:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom Meier is still one of my heroes. Er ahem.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 24 January 2004 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

risk with sexy results?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 24 January 2004 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

spencer i never had you pegged as that kind of nerd

haha, I fought world war III in my parents den at tactical, operational and grand strategic levels - on hexagons. I was obsessed with apocalypse!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 24 January 2004 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh and she blew me off!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Saturday, 24 January 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.planetaesbornia.com.br/gibizz/capas/preacher021-02.jpg
"For you, I will open a whole new front! PENETRATE MY DEFENSES! INVADE MY SUDATENLAND!"

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 25 January 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I lost.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Sunday, 25 January 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

REVIVE! We are playing Risk this evening, but in a non-sexy way obv.

The only trouble is I keep refering to it as 'Our sexy game of RISK' and the housemates are starting to look at me strangely.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 3 June 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

They are fearing the possibilities of strip-Risk.

― nabiscothingy, Thursday, 3 June 2004 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Which incidentally sounds fun fun fun!

― nabiscothingy, Thursday, 3 June 2004 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

But this RISK! won't be sexy and nor do I want it to be. I do not live in a bohemian commune. I just need to get this thread from my head.

(Ouch, bad rhyme.)

How are you anyway Nabiscobiscuit?

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 3 June 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm game...
http://www.greylight.com/gallery/valkyrie.jpg

― Valkyrie Jones, Thursday, 3 June 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Hides face in shame (I've played strip RISK). scuttles away

― Jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 3 June 2004 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

(I'm good, Anna! Look out for email.)

― nabiscothingy, Thursday, 3 June 2004 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

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