Gear!'s Craig's List adventure continues: guys soliciting sex via pick up lines

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The ad?

25 yr old, attractive, wanting to have n/s fun! I was wondering what pickup line you'd use on me in a bar, though.... ;)

On to the inbox......

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"Your definitely proof that God's greatest gift to man was woman. Available today until 1:30."

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" Hi, I think you are the most beautiful girl I have
ever layed eyes on. I have never approached a girl at
a bar before but I could not resist with you"

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I'll write on a napkin...."smile if you want to fuck."

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I would say, "You look like a throbbing hive of sexual honey..."

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"May I massage your thighs with my ears?" Now, I'll bet nobody ever asked you that...

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The day of the word is legs, let?s go back to my place and spread the word!!!

But after you slap me I would then say I was kidding and ask if you like to get penetrated!!

Heh heh!! ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!

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Your warm breath is missing
from my face...It left, just like the cat, to go to places unknown...

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Let's eat cold pizza and drink champagne by the light of the refrigerator while standing naked.....after having made love.

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I see you across a crowded room.

I walk over to you and I say, "Why did the number six get mad at number seven?"

You look at me with a raised eyebrow.

I whisper to you: "Because seven eight nine."

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's eat cold pizza and drink champagne by the light of the refrigerator while standing naked.....after having made love.

When Fabio meets Tom Arnold.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll see you and whisper in your ear "if i can make you cum with my little finger...imagine what i can do with the rest of my body."

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"you've been a bad bad girl...... go to my room!"

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Sadly, that's about as good as it gets. Most of them are literally "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

I'm going to go away for awhile and dream it all up again...

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 24 January 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatchu talkin bout?

The day of the word is legs, let?s go back to my place and spread the word!!! But after you slap me I would then say I was kidding and ask if you like to get penetrated!!

is gold!

― Leee Majors (Leee), Saturday, 24 January 2004 07:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm beginning to worry about you Gear.

― mei (mei), Saturday, 24 January 2004 10:33 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

:) :) :)

― gr8080, Monday, 15 October 2007 01:43 (seventeen years ago)

What, you got a napkin?

― Mark G, Monday, 15 October 2007 09:11 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

A+ zing

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 November 2007 06:38 (seventeen years ago)

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