what do you do if you get a fancy girl's number and you don't have a car and you live in a shithole city

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"wanna smoke weed in the park"

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Saturday, 2 October 2004 06:05 (twenty years ago)

IF I INVITE HER TO PARTY TOMORROW WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Saturday, 2 October 2004 06:06 (twenty years ago)

fancy girl? you need to kill that noize.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 2 October 2004 06:13 (twenty years ago)

JON MEET HER BY THE BANKS OF THE GENNESSEE RIVER. BUY HER ABBOT's CUSTARD.

― Roy Williams Highlight (diamond), Saturday, 2 October 2004 06:14 (twenty years ago)

― Roy Williams Highlight (diamond), Saturday, 2 October 2004 06:15 (twenty years ago)

MANY LOCATIONS TO SERVE YOU:

― Roy Williams Highlight (diamond), Saturday, 2 October 2004 06:16 (twenty years ago)

we talked about people with shitty taste in music

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Saturday, 2 October 2004 06:17 (twenty years ago)

GO TO HOUSE OF GUITARS AND LAUGH AT TEH HESHERS

― Roy Williams Highlight (diamond), Saturday, 2 October 2004 06:18 (twenty years ago)

ali hilfiger?

― cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 2 October 2004 09:10 (twenty years ago)

Ha, Professor, do I know you?

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Saturday, 2 October 2004 09:44 (twenty years ago)

HI DEERS

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Saturday, 2 October 2004 15:30 (twenty years ago)

have her over for dinner. can you cook at all? can you buy food and fake it? she will be impressed. play good music and be scintillating.

― Laura E (laurae55), Saturday, 2 October 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago)

i don't have a real kitchen

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Saturday, 2 October 2004 16:04 (twenty years ago)

"what do you do if you get a fancy girl's number and you don't have a car and you live in a shithole city"

Obv answer: you masturbate at home thinking of her.

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Saturday, 2 October 2004 16:05 (twenty years ago)

jon i will drop you guys off at teh movies, pretend i'm your mom.

― caitlin hell (caitxa), Saturday, 2 October 2004 16:48 (twenty years ago)

roffle@ciatlin

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Saturday, 2 October 2004 18:58 (twenty years ago)

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