Which Historical Lunatic Are You?

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Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
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tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

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Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
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I am also!

Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i never heard of this lunatic before:

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Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

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jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's go build some castles, Orbit!

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes! We can fill them with buttery goodness and opulent benevolence!

Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm charles vi, too.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Rosemary and I control the Bavarian Illuminati, and...

As their copious correspondence shows, Ludwig and Wagner became very close, if stormy, friends until the famous composer's death. On several occasions Wagner was the beneficiary of Ludwig's patronage and support, but the relationship had its highs and lows. Ludwig was attracted to Wagner's music and talents, but the composer's libertine, independent ways put strains on the friendship between the two. Though the naive Ludwig long refused to believe the rumors of Wagner's daliances with Cosima von Bülow (the wife of Wagner's concertmaster, and the illegitimate daughter of Franz Liszt), in December 1865 Ludwig was compelled to banish Wagner from Bavaria. While Wagner was living in Switzerland, he and Ludwig continued to exchange letters, but it would be many years before they would meet again. When they did, Wagner managed to get Ludwig to help him finance the building of his new Festspielhaus concert hall in Bayreuth, completed in 1876. Despite their disagreements, Wagner's death in 1883 affected the King of Bavaria deeply.

In 1868 Ludwig began his own building campaign. Much of the Bavarian king's fame is associated with his castles: Neuschwanstein, Linderhof, and Herrenchiemsee. (A fourth castle, Falkenstein, was planned but never built.). Ludwig took a special interest in the building of all his palaces, sometimes to the extreme irritation of his architects and craftsmen.

Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm paying the price now for listening to all of that kraftwerk and falco during my most impressionable years ...

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A Rum and Monkey joint.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

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JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

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the river fleet, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I am sat here, rather drunk. The bloke who *wrote* all these tests is here with me, although he's falling asleep. His reaction is: "Wow! Someone got Pope Steven VI!!!"

caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(he's called Owen

caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

aw yeah!

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Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, he's ill.

ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I was Caligula...

ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

(Owen is lovely. Because he bought me bouze. Mmmmmm.)

caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

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Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

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tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

me too!

Which Famous Homosexual Are You?

Not quite a Ninja Turtle, you're Leonardo da Vinci!

Renaissance artist, scientist, philosopher and all-round cleverclogs, you were felt to represent humanity and divinity from 1452 to 1519. Your famous works include the Mona Lisa and The Last Supper - art that, together with your sketches and ideas, have seriously affected and enriched the society in which we live.

You were also arrested for sodomy at the age of 24, and as was common with the young men of Florence at that time, had many relationships with your friends. In the end, you were intimate with a prodigy called Salai for over two decades - despite the fact that he lied, cheated, stole and vandalised. Awww.

jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

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Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

The department of in-jokes brings you:

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caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

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Which Evil Criminal are You?

The Evil Criminal Test

Congratulations, you're Henry Kissinger!

Widely viewed as an unindicted terrorist, only Pol Pot rivals you for being responsible for the most deaths of innocent people in South East Asia. You, in collaboration with the Nixon administration, helped put General Pinochet in power and kill Salvador Allende. You also helped coordinate the secret bombing of Cambodia.

And despite all that, you won a Nobel Peace Prize - for your work in Vietnam.

jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

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Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

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You will die a warrior and be spirited away by warbling wenches to the Hall of the Slain. Meat and mead for ever more, well until Ragnarok, anyway, when you will do battle with giants, giantesses, dwarfs, elves and Nidhug, a dragon who likes to nibble trees. Odin is great!

jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

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Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

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Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop the font insanity!

Did that work?

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

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How dumb are you?

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

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@d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

C'mon. What fucking homosexuals are the rest of you? Closeted dykes.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

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Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

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ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

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How dumb are you?

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

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Allyzay, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

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tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

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ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

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Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

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Allyzay, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
What are you?
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ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

But I'm already me so how can I aspire to be me?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

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Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

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Allyzay, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

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What Kind of Drunk Are You?

Nothingbettertodo (ModJ), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i am a philisophical drunk. I am also Joseph Stalin.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)


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The Horrible Affliction Test

Congratulations, you're syphilis!

Transmitted by direct contact with one of your infections (usually through unprotected sex), you're one nasty STD! In your initial stages, you cause sores, usually on the genitals or in the rectum, but that's only the delicious beginning. Later on, you'll cause a rash, and then slip away ... but you won't be gone. No no, my friend. You're far too cunning.

You'll still pass yourself on to anyone the poor soul you've infected has sex with (anal, vaginal or oral), and you'll start to erode their muscles and nerves! In fact, you'll eventually lead, if left untreated, to malcoordination, blindness, paralysis, dementia and then death!

And that's not all - if you infect a pregnant women, you'll also be passed to their child! A single shot of penicillin will kill you, but shhhhh .. I won't tell anyone if you won't.

jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

ack! sorry bout that.

jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a generally unfuckwitted, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
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Allyzay, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, tight as fuck, relatively well adjusted human being!
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Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

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Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a generally unfuckwitted, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
What are you?
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Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that's right. You're a sexually transmitted disease. And it gets worse: you're curable.

But fret not, my fine infectious friend; you have a fine array of symptoms associated with you that would make even rabies flinch.

Women suffer bleeding during vaginal intercourse, a burning sensation when they pee, and a delightful womanly discharge that comes in yellow muck or blood flavours. Men get to have a whole lot of pus coming from their penis. What's more, you can be passed to babies as they're being born, and cause them to go blind! That's how cool you are!

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you make men ooze with the following fine graphic:

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Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Congratulations, you're Henry Kissinger!

Widely viewed as an unindicted terrorist, only Pol Pot rivals you for being responsible for the most deaths of innocent people in South East Asia. You, in collaboration with the Nixon administration, helped put General Pinochet in power and kill Salvador Allende. You also helped coordinate the secret bombing of Cambodia.

And despite all that, you won a Nobel Peace Prize - for your work in Vietnam.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Now everybody go run some anti-spyware software.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think you need worry about catching spyware from Rum & Monkey.

caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

You do, actually, though it's not directly their fault -- but at least one of their pop-up advertisers tried to load some Gator on me.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaah, their advertisers. I will give them a slap from you next time I see them, then.

caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

More, tests, aaaahhh, I need to take these later. When I'm done shovelling the drive. Ugh, remind me again why I was so happy it was snowing last night?

the river fleet, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

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Holy Prime Directive, you're Robocop!
Well, you're neither colossal, nor technically a robot, but your arthritic lurching and dubious morals have found their way into the hearts of futuristic rebels and children everywhere. You walk through fire, catch bullets from the air, and you never, ever smile. Combine this with an abstract, almost random concept of duty and honour, and you have a police officer one cannot fail to adore.
Thank you, Robocop.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Famous homosexual: Leonardo

Criminal: Manson! Hooray!

I am the BUBONIC PLAGUE!!! HOORAY!!!

The Drunk one is giving me silly answers cause everyone knows I'm a tired and emotional drunk.

Are you damned:

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You can laugh at the silly superstitions of the religious, safe in the knowledge that we are only dust and lies. All that will be left of you after you die is a slow decay and some fading memories in the minds of your friends. Hope you're enjoying your life at the moment- there's nothing better to come.

(Well, maybe I should just go back and post that on the taking sides: Atheism vs. Christianity thread.)

the river fleet, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

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Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

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Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.

I am immensely and inexplicably pleased by this.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

God damn it, i dont want to be Ludwig too. This sucks.

El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Historical Lunatic : Charles V of France
Survivor of the Apocalypse : Kid you hated in school
Genocidal Maniac : Saddam Hussein
Famous Homosexual : Leonardo da Vinci

Kerry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the end of the world as we know it. Seriously, it is, and your Messiah of choice has returned to collect the good souls and inject them into [heaven / eternal bliss / valhalla / a new life as a noble animal / enlightenment / a corporate sponsorship deal - delete as appropriate]. Or, rather, that's what you think He's come back to do, until he pulls out his Uzi and starts cracking some skulls. What do you do?

  • Whip out some kung fu moves and put Jesus on ice
  • Cower in the corner, rock forwards and backwards and whisper, "you are a mighty God, you are a mighty God," over and over again
  • Assume it is God's Divine Will and walk into the hail of bullets
  • Wait for Superman to arrive and watch the best goddamn fight you've ever seen
  • Masturbate


    Help me I can't choose!

    Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

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    Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

    Leee: choose Superman

    tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

    Gotcha!

    Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

    Ninja boy, meh

    Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

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    You're coming back! And if you are a Hindu you are going to have very specific characteristics:

    "The slayer of a woman and the destroyer of embryos becomes a savage full of diseases; who commits illicit intercourse, a eunuch; who goes with his teacher’s wife, disease-skinned. The eater of flesh becomes very red; the drinker of intoxicants, one with discolored teeth...." (Garuda Purana)

    Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

    My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Fallopian Kool.
    What's yours?
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    j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 29 January 2004 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

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    Nggghhaahhh!
    Grrr arrr Rum and Monkey.

    caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 1 February 2004 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

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    run it off (run it off), Sunday, 1 February 2004 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

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    I find this quite bizarre.

    jel -- (jel), Sunday, 1 February 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)


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