"The laws of sandwichery would suggest that this shouldn't work, but..."

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Sourdough
Peanut Butter
Cranberry Sauce
Bananas
Apple
Sourdough

From the nice sandwich shop at New Montgomery/Mission in SF. It's great!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

any news yet? i'm leaving soon and i have to know!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

replace Cranberry Sauce with Cinnamon and I'm there!

― Huck If I Know (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

any news yet? i'm leaving soon and i have to know!

Heh, I am "on shpilkers" (/yiddish) waiting to hear myself. I have never hated my job more than I do today, natch. But no, nothing yet. I do not have a good feeling about this, sadly. :(

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I almost called in sick today, because I'm moving this weekend. Now there's a raging blizzard and I may be stuck at work. Because I'm a stupid stupid man(n).

― Huck If I Know (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

aw. sounds like you both have quite a tsuris.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

An awful joke just popped into my head but for once I have decided to suppress it.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

that's an easy way to pretend to be witty

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I said "awful" joke.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

in ILXese, awful=witty

― Huck If I Know (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

it's beshert

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i think yiddish tends to lead to awful jokes. it's like the gateway drug of bad humor.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

it's like the great historical font of bad jokes!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

bad yiddish jokes = life worth living

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Yiddish is the mothership to which all the best jokes return after a hard day's work!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I like how this thread's turning out.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

And now I have to go back to work. Bye.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there a penal code of sandwichery? Like, on the web?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

You just wanted to say "penal", didn't you?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

an old jewish couple on a flight to honolulu are arguing about the name of the state they're visiting. bessie says it's "hawaii," while moishe insists it's pronounced "havaii."

as soon as they get off the plane, moishe corners the first person he sees and asks "where are we?"
"havaii," the man responds.
"aha!" exclaims moishe. "thank you very much."
"you're velcome."

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the joke would be improved if the man were called "Schlomo".

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Hymie! That's my monkey's name!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

good call both of youse.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The lady should be "Rivkeh"

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

'sandwichery' is my new favorite word.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The lady should be "Rivkeh"

naomi

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Jewish names are funny!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

they are when you're jewish!

― jody beth rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000032W1.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I have that on vinyl. (Well, just "You Don't Have the Be Jewish")

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

part-timer! ;P

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

this is inspiring me to create a new thread, check new answers in 2 minutes

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I bought the Booker/Foster "Jewish-American Princess" LP last month. (Can't find a picture, sorry.)

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I have that one, too jody!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

It has Bea Arthur as the Mother

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I once seriously considered making a movie called Be Arthur.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

tagline: "Who's Arthur?"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Let it be so!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

it was going to be about a cabaret singer, as I recall

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

And speaking of sandwichery: check out the spread on the cover of "My Son, The Folk Singer"

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i think my grandparents have all of those records.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

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