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From : luke
Sent : Sunday, February 1, 2004 6:03 PM
To : dubplatestyle@hotmail.com
Subject : your dumb

If you think that the simpsons are funnier than family guy, than you just dont
have a good sense of humor. and you're really dumb. Die you piece of shit

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This email was sent by luke (streetskater8811@comcast.net), a user of ilXor.com.
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strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:18 (twenty years ago) link

Gee Jess, your so dumb.

Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago) link

you got served!

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago) link

get dyin' already heathen

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago) link

From :
"Danielle Gadson"

To :
killallgoths@hotmail.com, ned@kuci.org

Subject :
the breakfast club

Date :
Mon, 30 Sep 2002 14:53:27 -0500

THE BREAKFAST CLUB ROCKS!! I GOT A TATTO CUZ I LOVE IT!!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago) link

Wait, I don't remember getting that!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago) link

i only opened it because i thought it was from luke heronbone!

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago) link

i wonder what else i have missed...

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago) link

I like how it goes from straight opinion piece 'you just don't have a good sense of humor' to psychokiller 'die you piece of shit' so concisely. brevity is so rare in most fanmail.

emjj, Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:23 (twenty years ago) link

Well, the Dickies had it best:

Dear sirs,
To whom this may concern
there's facts Id like to learn
so many things I wanna know
especially trivial info paraphernalia badges and regalia
please send me everything
cuz I
am interested in you
and every thing you do
I find myself at all your shows
could you tell me where you buy your clothes
could you sign my little sisters face
put your signature any place and please send me a bio

Cuz we've got fan mail
we really really read it
Fan mail
we really really need it

I sent you my letter now I want a reply
you don't know any better than you won't take your time with my
Fan Mail

So I would like to know just if and when
you'll be in town again
so that I could meet with you
and brag at my friends at school
have you been all around the world
have you seen every kind of girl
or are you from the other side

cause you
you can't believe everything that you read
with the hypocrysy and the greed
the papers all the things that they say
they don't tell me anything anyway
that's why I've gotta get it straight from you
concerning your situation
without an obligation

Break
My Fan mail(Oohs and Aahs)

What's this I find to my surprise
those fans that I idolized
no longer seem to exist
now tell what can be the cause of this
perhaps it could be their egos
I tell you heaven only knows
I didn't even get a newsletter

Fan Mail Send it out to me
Fan Mail Special delivery

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

Thank you for reminding me of the Dickies, Ned. I always forget about them, but they are FUN! Must dig through cassettes in shopping bag in my parents' garage for those Dickies tapes I used to love so much.

Huck If I Know (Horace Mann), Monday, 2 February 2004 15:03 (twenty years ago) link

Glad to be able to assist.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 February 2004 16:15 (twenty years ago) link

four years pass...

So I've spent the past couple days admiring this one soon-to-be-more-famous actor on Facebook. Would it be obnoxious to send him a nice message? Why am I asking ILX about this?

Tape Store, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link

ooops, that doesn't makes sense..."I've spent the past couple days admiring this one soon-to-be-more-famous actor. With a simple search, I found his profile on Facebook."

Tape Store, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link

o_O

Lingbert, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 06:10 (sixteen years ago) link


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