Russia pretends to nuke USA!

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Russia planning maneuvers of its nuclear forces next month
VLADIMIR ISACHENKOV, Associated Press Writer
Friday, January 30, 2004
©2004 Associated Press

(01-30) 22:34 PST MOSCOW (AP) --
Russia's nuclear forces reportedly are preparing their largest maneuvers in two decades, an exercise involving the test-firing of missiles and flights by dozens of bombers in a massive simulation of an all-out nuclear war.

President Vladimir Putin is expected to personally oversee the maneuvers, which are apparently aimed at demonstrating the revival of the nation's military might and come ahead of Russian elections in March.

The business newspaper Kommersant said the exercise was set for mid-February and would closely resemble a 1982 Soviet exercise dubbed the "seven-hour nuclear war" that put the West on edge.

Official comments on the upcoming exercise have been sketchy. The chief of Russia's Strategic Missile Forces, Col.-Gen. Nikolai Solovtsov, was quoted by the Interfax-Military News Agency as saying the planned maneuvers would involve several launches of intercontinental ballistic missiles in various regions of Russia, but he wouldn't give further details.

A Defense Ministry spokesman refused to comment on the reports. The Russian military typically says little about upcoming exercises.

In Washington, the State Department said it has seen reports that Russia has plans to conduct the exercises in February. The department also said Russia is obliged to notify the United States 24 hours before a missile test and has done so in the past.

Kommersant said the maneuvers would involve Tu-160 strategic bombers test-firing cruise missiles over the northern Atlantic. Analysts describe such an exercise as an imitation of a nuclear attack on the United States.

Other groups of bombers will fly over Russia's Arctic regions and test-fire missiles at a southern range near the Caspian Sea, the newspaper said.

As part of the exercise, the military is planning to conduct several launches of intercontinental ballistic missiles, including one from a Russian nuclear submarine in the Barents Sea, the Kommersant report said.

The military also plans to launch military satellites from the Baikonur cosmodrome in Kazakhstan and the Plesetsk launch pad in northern Russia -- a simulation of the replacement of satellites lost in action, Kommersant said.

Russia's system warning of an enemy missile attack and a missile defense system protecting Moscow will also be involved in the exercise, it added.

Pavel Felgenhauer, an independent military analyst, said the military has regularly held nuclear exercises that were timed to coincide with the annual test-firing of aging Soviet-built missiles.

"It has been a routine affair, but it can be expanded if they want a show," he said.

Ivan Safranchuk, head of the Moscow office of the Center for Defense Information, a Washington-based think-tank, said the maneuvers would further strengthen Putin's popularity ahead of the March 14 presidential election he is expected to win easily.

Putin has repeatedly pledged to rebuild Russia's military might and restore pride to the demoralized service. When he ran for his first term in 2000, he flew as a second pilot in a fighter jet and later donned naval officer's garb on a visit to a nuclear submarine -- images that played well with many voters who are nostalgic for Soviet global power and military prestige.

"This exercise will make a great show, with Putin receiving reports from military commanders," Safranchuk told The Associated Press.

Kommersant said Moscow had notified Washington about the exercise, describing it as part of efforts to fend off terror threats even though it imitates the Cold War scenario of an all-out war.

"The exercise follows the old scenario, and casting it as anti-terror is absurd," Safranchuk said.

Putin's support for the United States following the Sept. 11, 2001 terror attacks bolstered relations with Washington and helped broker a new U.S.-Russian nuclear arms reduction deal and a Russia-NATO partnership agreement in 2002.

But the U.S.-Russian honeymoon has soured lately over Moscow's criticism of the war in Iraq , U.S. concerns about authoritarian trends in the Kremlin's domestic policy, and Russia's perceived attempts to assert its authority over ex-Soviet neighbors.

©2004 Associated Press


Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Monday, 2 February 2004 03:09 (twenty years ago) link

even with a emasculated opposition, 80% in the polls, Putin leaves nothing to chance in his 'Managed Democracy'. Should hoover up a few more nationalist votes.

Ed (dali), Monday, 2 February 2004 03:10 (twenty years ago) link

Shall we play a game?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 2 February 2004 05:52 (twenty years ago) link

"Oh yeah? well I hope you fall off a cliff... Andropov!"

donut bitch (donut), Monday, 2 February 2004 05:55 (twenty years ago) link

Spencer I would love to play Global Thermonuclear War but I dont think my computer will accept 7" floppy disks ;-)

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 2 February 2004 05:57 (twenty years ago) link

he's taking notes from chirac, apparently.

keith m (keithmcl), Monday, 2 February 2004 06:31 (twenty years ago) link

Aaron - you just gotta jimmy 'em in there!

Donut - that is the best ever TV memory post!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 2 February 2004 06:33 (twenty years ago) link

Here we are... face to face....

donut bitch (donut), Monday, 2 February 2004 06:38 (twenty years ago) link

Dammit we need another DB-attending LA FAP.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 February 2004 06:39 (twenty years ago) link

Well, the magic of Chris V's photorockshop is making it a virtual reality these days...(when will he ever find out I actually don't live in greater LA anymore)

donut bitch (donut), Monday, 2 February 2004 06:41 (twenty years ago) link

Hush now. Let him dream in bliss.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 February 2004 06:49 (twenty years ago) link

three years pass...

what the dickens

blueski, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link

it was acceptable in the eighties

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:27 (seventeen years ago) link

they think they're american, how cute

StanM, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link

it's the term 'intercept' i find weird.

the more you say it the weirder it sounds.

blueski, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i think the whole point for the russians used to be seeing how fast the brits were able to intercept. which makes you think 'well in that case don't give them the satisfaction', but i suppose they had to intercept them for form's sake. i like that we're all using ass-old airplanes to do this.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:49 (seventeen years ago) link

the diplomat argle-bargle seemed to disappear from the agenda overnight once a few drops of rain fell on gloucestershire

blueski, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I noticed this was in the headlines too:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070906/ap_on_re_mi_ea/syria_israel

I wonder sometimes, though, if these kinds of things happen more often than we think but don't always make news

Hurting 2, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Britain is using brand new eurofighters for this job. In-fact the very job they were created for. They didn't really have a role until the russians started this old game, they are no good for dropping bombs on brown people.

Ed, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

This happened a couple of weeks ago as well...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6957589.stm
...or is this the same thing?

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

They should get a few english electric lightnings out of mothballs and use those instead.

Pashmina, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I see this time we "chased" them the time before merely "shadowed". What next - "harried"?

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

"creepy-stalk"

blueski, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

can i get long-range bomber's number why because it look interesting

blueski, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder sometimes, though, if these kinds of things happen more often than we think but don't always make news

Hurting, yeah i think you maybe on the money with that one.

Ste, Thursday, 6 September 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Plus there's that whole phenomenon of news clustering - like when one incident makes the news they tend to include other less-newsworthy but similar items because of subject matter.

Flooding in Argentina kills 200
Torrential rains threaten Nebraska with floods
Delaware man loses priceless baseball card in flooded basement

Hurting 2, Thursday, 6 September 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

News sites flooded with heavy rain-related incidents
Media chief admits operation is adrift or indeed all at sea
Dog pisses on my lawn despite clearly visible sign

blueski, Thursday, 6 September 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Literacy among dogs at all time low, study shows
Spelling and grammar expertise among lolcats at all time low, internet shows
Bush ratings hit all time low
Time magazine interviews Mimi from Low

StanM, Thursday, 6 September 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Jets scrambled in Russian air invasion incident
Scrambled eggs win ILX poll

StanM, Thursday, 6 September 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed -- BBC said it was tornado F3s?

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 6 September 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

OH, it was Typhoons last time.

Ed, Thursday, 6 September 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

They should get a few english electric lightnings out of mothballs and use those instead.

Sadly, I don't think there are enough Lightnings left in working order :-( I have fond memories of them zooming over my primary school at their trademark bizarre angles, on their way to intercept Russians 1980s-fashion.

EE made damn good stuff - Lightnings, Deltics, DP2 and the Class 50s - in numerical terms they probably made most of British Rail's locomotives. Not sure if their computers were up to scratch, though.

Forest Pines Mk2, Thursday, 6 September 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Mother of all Bombs

More showing of Russian strength. Makes me chuckle that they're going to all this trouble to show the world their military high head, but nobody seems all that interested.

Or should this worry me?

Ste, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 09:10 (seventeen years ago) link

putin came out with a cracking hollywood smirk quote about this stuff, hold on

r|t|c, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 09:55 (seventeen years ago) link

'Our pilots have been grounded for too long. They are happy to start a new life.'

mu ha ha

r|t|c, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 09:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www-public.rz.uni-duesseldorf.de/~ritterd/wargames/war6.jpg

Ste, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 10:05 (seventeen years ago) link

seven years pass...

http://www.vox.com/2015/6/29/8845913/russia-war

did anyone else read this? i realize that everything from the title to the outlet and especially the ridiculous (on purpose, i think) flowchart will give people cause, but i found it to be a good read, albeit extremely long.

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

i thought about starting a thread today about the human desire to see the apocalypse + the death drive in contemporary political manifestations

Mordy, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link

i support that thread, although certain political manifestations of it are tightly entwined with religious apocalypticism (e.g. reagan)

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link

but like not as a traditional drive as a return to the inanimate, inorganic, staid but rather like this intoxication w/ the spectacle of the breakdown of all institutions and the rapid realignment of society in the face of cataclysmic disaster, more like what benjamin said about humanity's "self-alienation has reached such a degree that it can experience its own destruction as an aesthetic pleasure of the first order"

Mordy, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link

i was thinking about greece specifically and how much i wanted them to leave the EU not bc of any political pov i have re the EU or greece and in fact normally stated i want the crisis resolved but also a little bit i want to see what happens, i want to see something i haven't seen before, etc. but rationally speaking obv i don't want these kinds of tragedies at all but i notice the opposite impulse

Mordy, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:23 (nine years ago) link

i think the only roads to a more sustainable kind of polity lead thru massive social trauma - which is certainly not where Greece appears to be heading, and which i don't wish on people as individuals with lives and aspirations and etc - but imo massive social trauma is better than the existing alternatives

2 jazz boys 1 jazz cup (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

sorry, shitty late night sentence construction: the situation in Greece is probably not going to be for Greek people's benefit any time soon if ever, but eventually we're all gonna suffer on the cross of capitalism so seeing what happens has a grim fascination

2 jazz boys 1 jazz cup (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:29 (nine years ago) link

the human desire to see the apocalypse + the death drive in contemporary political manifestations

this is v interesting phenomenon
cf 'accelerationism', left & right variants (which i learned of on ilx philosophy thread)

looked into it cursorily online, left me feeling kinda nauseated & depressed

also other forms in popular political discourse, there's the 'let it burn' conservatives & equivalents on the left & elsewhere on 3d political spectrum

i think the only roads to a more sustainable kind of polity lead thru massive social trauma
imo massive social trauma is better than the existing alternatives

see i feel v differently (in my mind & gut). my tendencies run more anti-utopian; always see potential for untold depths of misery violence depredation & tyranny in event of real chaos, & don't see any dream 'polity' over the rainbow; maybe in this respect by temperament i'm more conservative than revolutionary

yet benjamin otm
(though not so sure this phenomenon, pleasurable aestheticization of mass destruction/breakdown, only appears with modernity, symptom of modern self-alienation)
(maybe one thing that makes me more phenomenologist than marxist is i see alienation in one form or other as permanent human condition)

drash, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link

don't think grexit, if it happens, is apocalyptic event
but admit there is grim fascination in seeing what happens

drash, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:52 (nine years ago) link

misery violence depredation & tyranny we already have in abundance, it's just that we export them

2 jazz boys 1 jazz cup (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

goes without saying that most things are vastly overstated in the telling, but the depths of human suffering and degradation attributable to economic issues in the first world seems to me to be radically hyperbolised without exception.

irl lol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 06:46 (nine years ago) link

Compared to the depths of human suffering and degradation attributable to economic issues in the developing world, possibly not, but the 35% jump in suicide rates in Greece over the last few months aren't a statistical anomaly. People are going without regular meals and medical care. Salaries have been cut back radically and it's not unusual for people to get paid €2 an hour at the moment - and they'll be lucky if they get that with banks frozen.

Russia was a fairly well developed country before its early 90s crisis and that wiped ten years off life expectancy. There are countries bordering the EU where it's pretty common for workers to go over a year without getting paid and others where the primary sources of national income are remittances from day labourers and sex workers. Things can get very bleak very quickly.

I wouldn't expect Greece to get that bad and there could be advantages to coming out of the Euro and competing in services, agriculture and tourism with a weak Drachma but it'll be rough whatever happens.

who epitomises beta better than (ShariVari), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 07:17 (nine years ago) link

Max Fisher article from Vox is trash, obvs.

who epitomises beta better than (ShariVari), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 07:18 (nine years ago) link

What's Russia's beef with NATO anyway?

how's life, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 09:18 (nine years ago) link

Depending on who you speak to, there was an understanding that in return for Russia radically scaling down its nuclear capabilities and foreign military bases in the 1990s, NATO agreed not to expand into Russia's former zone of direct influence. This was initially breached when the Baltic states joined in the late 1990s but the real sticking point has been the way NATO has aggressively courted Ukraine and Georgia for membership.

NATO's more hawkish members' objective, fairly clearly, seems to be to encircle Russia as far as possible and to reduce the political and economic influence it has on its neighbours. There are good reasons for factions within each of its neighbours to be open to that but it's politically divisive in most countries and seen a wedge being driven between people with linguistic / ethnic / political ties to Russia and others.

Russia was also strongly opposed to the NATO bombing of Serbia in contravention of UN guidelines.

who epitomises beta better than (ShariVari), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 09:47 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Putin striking out against foreign NGO's. I don't think it's a good idea to ban them, but I do understand why he'd be annoyed. So many NGO's are transparently about promoting geopolitical agendas and not about charitable works.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/russian-lawmakers-issue-patriotic-stop-list-ngos-32294751

Mordy, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:54 (nine years ago) link


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