I bought a baseball glove today...

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... who wants to play catch? I mostly don't even throw like a girl.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 2 February 2004 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm in

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 2 February 2004 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

blount, I kiss you.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 2 February 2004 08:29 (twenty-one years ago)

girls are supposed to CATCH, not pitch

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 2 February 2004 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Indians pitching prospect apologizes for acting in gay porn video

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 2 February 2004 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ironing, delicious

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 2 February 2004 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not interested, I'm just confused.
-- Badger (pesto7...), October 1st, 2003.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 2 February 2004 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Well now *I'm* curious.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 2 February 2004 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)

is yer glove autographed?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 2 February 2004 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

nuh uh, but it is 'game ready'.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 2 February 2004 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

At LAST I have a reason to yell "I'M JUST OILING MY BASEBALL GLOVE"* when someone asks me what's taking me so long in the bathroom!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 2 February 2004 08:39 (twenty-one years ago)

(*I know I'm not supposed to really use oil.)

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 2 February 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

(on the glove, anyway)

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 2 February 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

if we get another person or two, we can play Running Bases.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

is that really what it's called¿

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

well it's what I always called it. It being 'two bases, one catcher at each base, runners trying to get from one to the other without being tagged'. I'd always move the base further away when I was catching and nobody was looking. A couple of my friends got beaned in the back of the head, then we switched to ragballs. I had a deadly aim with some heat behind it too (I used to pitch)

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i used to play that too, but we had a different name for it. can't seem toremember.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a nice glove that hasn't seen action in years.
Everyone should play drunken kickball at least once in their life.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 06:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, you should use oil. Boiled linseed oil to be exact.
It's called pickle.
I just got back from a bike trip to sunny St George, Utah and spent a few evenings in the batting cage, myself. Baseball rules.

― Speedy (Speedy Gonzalas), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

It's damn near impossible to play a game of baseball when you only have like 5 friends.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 06:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Masturbation....ha ha ha.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 06:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I was wondering if Speeds Man had revived this one, too...

― Prude (Prude), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 07:05 (twenty-one years ago)

My favorite mitt growing up was a Mike Flanagan short pitchers model handed down from my brother. I never found another glove that felt comfortable on my hand - I blame this for the derailment of my baseball career.

(Having no depth perception - not an obstacle.)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 07:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I have the same glove I've had since I was five, its a Mike Schmidt Rawlings glove and I love it. I also have three other ones.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"Running Bases" is the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life.

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Its other name is "cricket"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

WHich means it is the gayest thing ever.

I am still in mourning over my lost Rawlings glove (Dale Murphy model). RG-something or other. Sniff.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the compulsory anal sex part of Running Bases.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"pickle" is without a doubt a much better term for this.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

STILL nobody will play catch with me. I demand satisfaction!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes silly of me to call something in which you run between bases "Running Bases". Obviously it should be named after a foodstuff.

Luna why did you buy a glove if you don't have anyone to play catch with you? Don't you have a son?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

If you could throw a ball thousands of miles, i'd play catch with you.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Because I wanted one, duh.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm good, but I don't think I'm that good, Chris. Thank you, however.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

My best friend will do it, he's just away on a band touring thingy whatsit, so I'm just waiting impatiently.

Also, yes I do have a son, but 6 year olds get tired of playing catch when they can't catch so well, and get frustrated and throw their gloves at the dog, then stomp off into the house instead.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Knowing you, I should've guessed that. Did it have a pretty, shiny exterior as well?

Quit throwing him that wicked spitball and maybe he could catch it.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

is your glove all broken in?

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

You suck, oops.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

It's getting broken in, but slowly.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

by "this" i meant "anal sex" portion.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

you can't seperate the anal sex from the running bases. one does not exist without the other.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Note to self: If anyone suggests playing 'running bases', get out the strap on.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Further note: Buy strap on.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

You must've missed Eisbar's comment about girls catching, not pitching.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I really wish a strap-on was part of the standard baseball uniform.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Well for most guys a strap-on would be a bit superfluous.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I really wish a strap-on was part of the standard baseball uniform.

So does the entirety of the New York Yankees.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Well for most guys a strap-on would be a bit superfluous.

'most'

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

but I guess that's no reason why strap-ons shouldn't be part of uniforms. also: assless chaps

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Well for most guys a strap-on would be a bit superfluous.

'most'

again, see: yankees

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

The Baseball Furies to thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Chaps ARE assless - they're also crotchless, too.

I can think of very few baseball players I'd like to see dressed that way.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"baseball glove" - okay, okay...

now,
basketball glove - yeh! that'd be really, like, great. to

&
bacardi glove - sumptin i',m badly, truly, deeply in a nee of RIGHT NOW sshssshhsshshshsssssssurely!

(merry krist,ifyu,mast,every body!)
(yay)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"im not used to your double plays and stolen bases, im just a caveman."

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2004/03/02/1078246081_0390.jpg

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

My eyes!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I kiss you, Chris.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

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