Greg Norman is a putz

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"The Australian star dismissed women in men's events as a marketing ploy, and said men's tours should consider changing their bylaws to prevent women from receiving sponsor's exemptions.

"I think the situation is more of a marketing ploy than anything else," Norman said. "If the girls come out and think they can play against the guys and fail every time, that can't be very positive."

Norman's comments came three weeks after 14-year-old Michelle Wie missed the cut by a stroke in the Sony Open, a stunning effort that prompted seven other PGA Tour events to offer her exemptions." (ESPN.com)

Yo, Greg, she's 14. Where are all the 14-year old boys missing the cut by one stroke?

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 07:23 (twenty years ago) link

hahaha, Greg Norman is the LAST PERSON in the world who should be flinging around words like "fail". What a loser.

Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 07:28 (twenty years ago) link

...a loser who has won a couple of majors I believe, not that I agree with his latest carp mind you.

regards,

REB

Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 01:56 (twenty years ago) link

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 02:07 (twenty years ago) link

http://hk.geocities.com/miller_reggie08/miller_with_no_ball08.jpg

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 02:39 (twenty years ago) link

greg norman misses puttz.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 02:40 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.lexiconmagazine.com/NWC/img/numan_telekon.jpg

IS NOT A PUTZ

sucka (sucka), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 05:00 (twenty years ago) link

Notice:

When male players hear LPGA players ask for more equitable prize money:

"When you girls generate the kind of ad and TV revenue we do, you can ask for equal pay."

But when the guys see sponsors who pay the bills grant an entry exemption to a woman who will bring in many many viewers and fans:

"WAAAAAAAAAAHHH"!

Hunter (Hunter), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 05:53 (twenty years ago) link

'Greg Norman is a putz'

And this discovery is news......how?????

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 07:47 (twenty years ago) link

four years pass...

michelle wie, where are you now

Just got offed, Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

^real talk

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.velvetchokers.com/images/30x40CustomCameoChoker.jpg

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link

we'll see

the top four are all support-worthy in their own ways, as long as some fkn unknown mega-religious yank doesn't steal thru and win it i'll be happy

Just got offed, Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Who would have thought getting your dick sucked by Chris Evert was the secret to turning the clock back ten years

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 19 July 2008 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link

I watched Norman self-destruct during the final round of the 96 Masters and it's still the benchmark of world class sporting bottlement for me. I'm feeling reasonably warm to the dude this year but he's a cock and he'll blow it today, don't you worry.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 19 July 2008 23:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't think so. He looked REALLY good on the back nine, especially considering the way others played it before him.

But, he does seem to have a problem with Majort Tournament Sundays.

Chrissy will help him out with that.

B.L.A.M., Saturday, 19 July 2008 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link

as opposed to Christ (Zach Johnson, go sit on a fkn cross)

Just got offed, Saturday, 19 July 2008 23:17 (sixteen years ago) link

wtf ian poulter

Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Wuz gonna say last night that any of the top 20 had a shout. 's interesting now whether Norman can tough this out. lol

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 20 July 2008 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link

If Poulter wins this I'm gonna have to slap someone.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Will Norman or Harrington actually make a birdie, is the main question.

Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Harrington 2/1
Poulter 4/1
Norman 4/1
Wakefield 9/1
Kim 12/1
Stenson 25/1
Furyk 33/1

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah you've got to like Harrington from here.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 20 July 2008 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Wonder what the highest odds Harrington went at when he was "50/50" for the tournament were? Someone somewhere must be on him at at _least_ 50/1, right?

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link

I think Norman just fucked up massively there.

Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link

oh my god, that putt from Poulter

Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link

"The posturing has to be stopped". Like that gobshite could ever stop fucking posing.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Poulter permanently looks like he's on the pull in Time/Envy.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Hahaha I'm just following the leaderboard online cos I'm half cut listening to tunes and I can't be arsed to go and watch it on TV.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link

I think Norman just fucked up massively there.

-- Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 17:01 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

No, _now_ he's fucked up massively.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link

No, ***NOW*** he's fucked up massively.

Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link

How live is the web feed then? That drive to the bunker was just now?

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link

This is pretty hollow cos predicting Norman chokage isn't exactly Nostradamus-level shit.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link

OK, he's totally lost it now. Only some Crank-esque public sex from Evert can save him now.

Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Having said that, he has his own yacht and Michelle Wie hasn't placed in the top 50 of a LPGA major for nearly two and a half years, so I know who's gonna be sleeping easier tonight

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link

^rt

Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link

That's probably the decisive moment, there. Damaged wrist my arse.

Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Damagedwristmyarse.jpg

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link

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Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I checked on Betfair. Someone, somewhere, has £94 on Harrington to win at 140/1. Another has over £300 on him at 100/1.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Okay that's a decent target from Poulter.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link

If Harrington don't birdie from here he don't deserve the tournament.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:42 (sixteen years ago) link

He's not out of it yet.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Shark Boy, that is.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link

No but Harrington isn't letting go.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link

we need a harrington double-bogey at 16, and a greg birdie, for the brilliant prospect of harrington-greg-poulter playoff to loom

Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link

lol no double-bogey then. GAME OVER

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 20 July 2008 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

all over

Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

And now Norman gives up altogether and hoofs another one into the rough.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 20 July 2008 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Okay Harrington has done something epic there today.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 20 July 2008 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

First European to retain it since 1906 apparently?

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 20 July 2008 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link

TOTAL HERO JONES

Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Since this cheeky chappy xp:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Braid_(golfer)

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

DADDY STOP WINNING ITS BORING

Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

nah they look like very proud harringtonlets

Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Quite a statesmanly address. I know he's had practice but very charismatic I hafta say.

Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link

PADRAIG "THE IRISH SETTER" CLAIMS A FAMOUS VICTORY

Ronan, Sunday, 20 July 2008 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link


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