Watch me get deeper than a Navy Seal -- THE FLOOD THREAD

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FUCKING FUCK. JUST GOT A CALL FROM THE AUTOMATED FLOOD RISK HOTLINE THING. A HARD RAIN'S GONNA FALL. AND DROWN MY FLAT. FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK. MY BOOKS! MY CAT! JESUS H. FUCK.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 2 February 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Lixi if you are reading this then we had best invest in that rubber dinghy after all. I am sorry for telling you it was nonsense although I think we'd still be able to swim the distances we needed until recession.

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 2 February 2004 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

muahahaha, i live uphill

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 2 February 2004 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

NAVY SEAL?

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 2 February 2004 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Oxford is drowning an' I
I LIVE BY THE RIVUH!

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 2 February 2004 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to live by the river in Canterbury in 2000, the year it shat it down all autumn. The Stour was lapping menacingly RIGHT UP to my front door, and then abated thankfully at just the right moment.

All Oxford rivers are a bit bigger than that, mind.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 2 February 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

The door-lapping happened to me last Jan. I thought I'd got through it... and then the warning.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 2 February 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Is Enrique still alive?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I live on a clifftop, haha.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no, landslide OH NO!

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)

FRUSTRATED WOMEN
HAVE TO BE IN BY TWELVE O' CLOCK

Still more or less here. The funny thing is: now the freaking inside of my flat is flooding: a washing machine tap and something else as yet unidentified are making my floor all wet.

The council won't give me any sandbags neiver (I don't want to sound Tory but, for £110 a month -- ma, what are they givin' me?).

It's fucking fucked really. I've a good mind to skive work.

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 11:03 (twenty-two years ago)

NAVY SEAL?

US Naval Special Forces, like the UKs SBS.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I think R-dogg was picking up my Busta Rhymes reference.

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

HAZY FEEL

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Was it Busta?

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

How High's the Water, Momma?

― Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

High efuckingnough. We'll see, because I am off home now. Unnervingly, although it hasn't rained *here* since Sunday, still the waters rise.

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought it was raekwon.

― pete b. (pete b.), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

good luck with your tempest enrique, I myself suffered through 3 floods in one month recently & I know the shittiness.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, thats Wu-Tang. Not flip-mode.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Brothers approach and half step, but ain't heard
HALF of it yet, and I bet you're not a fuckin vet
So, when you see me on the real, formin like Voltron
Remember I got deep like a Navy Seal!

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I always thought it was "go deep" or "get deep" but the internet says "got deep."

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

same line is in Busta's 'Light Yo Ass On Fire'

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Welcome to hot in Hazyville
It make you wanna dance till you break your heels
I know you love the way the God make your feel
Now watch me get deeper than a Navy Seal

Weak.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think that *is* how it goes, cos the innanet is usually wrong. It may be weak on paper, but it works in practice. Navy Seal?

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

six years pass...

Seeping (more like gushing) through under my front door. Anything I can do other than towels?

― Melissa W, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 12:09 (fifteen years ago)

ten months pass...

my hometown of binghamton new york is about to fight a war it aint ready for

― k3vin k., Thursday, 8 September 2011 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

i wasn't kidding

here is what used to be a road 0.5 miles from my house

http://media.younewstv.com/images/600*400/IMG_0649-8.JPG

http://media.younewstv.com/images/600*400/IMG_0654-14.JPG

― k3vin k., Friday, 9 September 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

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