Things you are the only person in the history of the whole world to ever have done. Ever.

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And I don't mean things unique to your own specific place, time and life, like "got up out of my own bed this morning". I'm talking about stuff that it would have been quite possible for someone else to have done, but you don't think anyone else has ever done it. Like pissing into the left nostril of a live koala or something.

― Dan I., Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Come on, Dan. No-one asks a question like that without having a obsidian secret. What have you done?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i danced myself right out the womb.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

and don't tell me marc bolan did it first cos i am marc bolan.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Colin: I pissed into the left nostril of a live koala, duh.

― Dan I., Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I pissed into the right nostril of a dead one.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

You are both strange and cruel.

I made and drank an absinth espresso. Did I get out of it? I was the Silver Surfer, man.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I drank absinthe and then poured a puddle of tequila onto the kitchen floor and then lit it and then cracked an egg into it once. I am not the only person in the world to have done this though, cos my mate Ben did it too.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Then quit dicking us around you cock tease! YOU ARE WASTING ALL OF OUR TIME

― Dan I., Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I once contrived a situation where I was able to piss, fart and vomit simultaneously.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I can seriously think of about a hundred masturbation related things but then I realize they've all probably been done.

― Dan I., Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Into a bush on top of a cliff?

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

OH NAAAAAAAAN

― Dan I., Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

OH FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

― Dan I., Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course you could combine two things (seeing as this is not happening here)

OK, I am the only person as far as I know to have sung at both Abbey Road studios London, and the Cymbeline 8 studio in Tilehurst.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

There's probably somewhere on earth that no one has ever set foot on, right? It wouldn't necessarily have to be around the top of Mt. Everest, either, it might just be some particular acre in the east of Siberia or something.

― Dan I., Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'm the only person in the world to have got a blowjob off a South African girl on top of Coryton Rock in Dawlish.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I am probably the only person to have eaten a cluster of domestic cockroaches in melted chocolate.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Whereas loads of people have eaten wild cockroaches in melted chocolate.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I was the only 17 year old to have recieved oral sex from someone of the same gender on the beach at waterloo bay in queensland australia...but thats about the only thing i can think of. Other than that I'm sure everything i've done has been done before by 50 kazillion people before me.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, they did me ten minutes later.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i took a pellet of cod liver oil and washed it down with a concoction of gin+milk+milo once.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I am the only person to have sung a pinefox song deep underground in a cave in moravia.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

There is a lot of virginity-taking potential in this thread.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

you've missed the boat.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i might be the only person that has had a left rearview mirror thrown at them by an angry guy with a mullet after very gently nudging his car while in hot pursuit of my friend on the 4th of july. all in front of a cop. and i didn't get in trouble.

― colette (a2lette), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry about that Colette, i didn't know you then

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

posted to this thread.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Caught two fish on the same hook.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh...appeared on Captain Kangaroo with a nuclear submarine? Though my sister was there too, so never mind.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

you have to back that up with a pic Ned.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'm the only person to have mud-wrestled in potting soil in 40 degree weather while dressed as a gay boy scout

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person to shove Noel Gallagher down in the middle of 5th Avenue. I'm 100% sure I'm not the only person who wanted to, though.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 3 February 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally gets the award for person of the year!

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you "accidentally" kick him in the nuts?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish but I actually didn't even realize it WAS Noel Gallagher until afterwards.

I dunno if that makes the story worse or better.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 3 February 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

why did you shove him?

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person to have sat in with the Hot 8 Brass Band and to have attended multiple Iced Earth and Nevermore shows.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I am the only person who has sung in the chorus for a nationally-televised Holiday Pops concert who has seen Gus Gus in concert.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i've time traveled.

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

So has everyone else! In fact, I'm time-travelling right now.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i think it's quite possible i'm the only one to ever have gotten a paul's boutique tattoo.

i'd be very intrigued by proof otherwise.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously. i have. (x-post)

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm the only person to have devised a system to automate the sending of D205s to MPAS, detailing changes in SSC, MTC and profile class.

Hey, you didn't say it had to be either interesting or comprehensible.

― Johnney B, Tuesday, 3 February 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

you have to back that up with a pic Ned.

Pic nothing. I'm getting the footage digitized.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Only person in the world whose possession of certain songs on CD could be used as evidence to prove a federal crime was committed.

― Music Felon, Tuesday, 3 February 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'm the only person to have mud-wrestled in potting soil in 40 degree weather while dressed as a gay boy scout.

What was the person with whom you were wrestling dressed as?

― Dan I., Tuesday, 3 February 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

straight boy scout (neckerchief to the RIGHT)

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Straight boy scout!? Does not compute.

― Dan I., Tuesday, 3 February 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha wait a minute I forgot I was in boy scouts for a while. Oops.

― Dan I., Tuesday, 3 February 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

the truth comes out.

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

a federal crime was committed

A FEDERAL crime? What do you have, Ashcroft singing songs about White House homosexual orgies with Saddam and Osama?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

It has more to do with locations than contents...

― Music Felon, Tuesday, 3 February 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"What was the person with whom you were wrestling dressed as?"
as himself, and it pissed me off, because it was also supposed to be a costume themed party, but other than me, only one other person dressed up for it (he was a mechanic)

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Speaking of boy scouts I went to BS camp for a long weekend once as a kid. The camp sucked and I especially wouldn't go near the outhouses, they were nasty. Stupidly, I tried to hold in a shit for 3 days. It didn't work though. By Sunday it was so bad that I had to run out of a cabin in the middle of doing some craft junk and try to run back to camp to reach the outhouse. Couldn't make it though so I just dropped my pants and shat a freight-train sized turd right next to the road. Luckily everybody was gone from camp doing stuff in the cabins so there was nobody near. On the way back though whole lines of people had to walk by and someone commented, "wow look at the size of that. Are there bears around here?" I must be the only one to have shat in the road at BS camp.

― sucka (sucka), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

HYSTERICS

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i inhaled.

― Goo Goo G'Joob (Francis Watlington), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

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