Mark C.'s bald pate: classic or dud?

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Personally, I find it rather cute.

― Not Nick, Tuesday, 3 February 2004 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes classic. Nonbald types are obv tryhard girls, anyway

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

???

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Mentioning you have a girlfriend within five minutes of meeting them (and referring to them at every available opportunity for ever afterwards) Classic or Dud?

― omg, Tuesday, 3 February 2004 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.northamptonshire.co.uk/images/thumbnails/barry_evans1_1101.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The best thing about that pic is that he looks like he's RAPPING.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course he does; he's 1/4 of Run DMC, isn't he.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Not very keen on this thread. Can we have it deleted?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, it's scientific proof that Stevem is, like, so over.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

The ironic comb-over will be big this year.

― Phil Collins, Tuesday, 3 February 2004 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

personally I prefer liver pate

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/45582.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bbcamerica.com/images/genre/drama_mysteries/eastenders/characters/barry_evans1.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Classc, obviously. Compare to old early 90s indie-hair Mark:

http://www.nodata.org/honey/sinister/people/MarkC.html

Sorry, Mr C. You're the foxiest baldy I know.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Jaysus!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Fucken hell!

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

He also exists at a 90 degree angle to other folks.

Am I a bad person?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes but we love you.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

making fun of people for going bald = DUD

our shared lack of hair has united former enemies Markelby and I, although in my case it is not a bald patch, but a solar panel for a yadda yadda yadda.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Goodness, how many ilxors are on the main photo index page, including one of a very foxy Liz D!

― Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw poo, backfire, BACKFIRE. Although I look evil and sultry (not to mention sepia). Maybe I should put a new photo up.

But hey, look where lots of us came from!

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't think this thread was making fun of us, to be honest, DV. Being bald may suck in that you don't get Kate and Colette fawning all over you, but in terms of hair preparation, washing, styling, cutting, worrying about it's a godsend. And, as everyone knows, we're only bald because our cockers are twice the size of everyone else's.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Sadly I can't see any Ilxers in the baby photo album.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Christ you B&S people are fucking weird.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

And, as everyone knows, we're only bald because our cockers are twice the size of everyone else's.

which one is yours on that sinister body parts page then?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Christ you B&S people are fucking weird.
-- Sick Nouthall (auspiciousfis...), February 3rd, 2004.

haha

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

The one that's 3MB rather than 1.5.

x-post!

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

are we talking about the hard drive or floppy?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

(kill me, now)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark C has a baby photo up there http://www.nodata.org/honey/sinister/minipeople/WeeMark.html

― Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

ok, http://www.nodata.org/honey/sinister/minipeople/WeeMark.html

― Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, i fawn over you! just not your hair...

― colette (a2lette), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

It's your cocker.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Looked at the hair-pic and think MC looks more stylin' with the #1 shave.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

You people are shameless.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

He's lost all his strength, though, Sampson style. Hence thumb war humiliation.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, it's true. The muscle on my thumbs went straight to my cocker. Swings and roundabouts.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Christ you B&S people are fucking weird.

Wot he sed.

I got away lightly by being on S*n*s*r for one day. Though it did stop me winning Trig Brother III.

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha, the Pinefox hasn't aged at all on that page of Sinistersrsrsrs

but what is the deal with VAMPY VICKY?

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I am somewhat perturbed by what happens when you go here!

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

wow, how did they know?

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

or here, indeed.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear.

― sgs (sgs), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

(to everything on this thread)

― sgs (sgs), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear?

(are you going to email me back, hon?)

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I look manically nervous in my Sinister shot, which I probably was. Whereas Liz and Vicky are sultry and cleavage-tastic!

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

my craig david impression makes a lot less sense than it did 2 years ago.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Sadly I can't see any Ilxers in the baby photo album.

Ally C, Jerry the Nipper and Mooro (slightly stretching the definition of baby) are also there.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

who is Tim H describing in his picture?

and slightly more on-topic OMG HE HAS HAIR!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I love the way Markelby has an enormous cocker rather than an enormous cock, suggesting that he has imprisoned the lead singer of Pulp in his attic and his force-feeding him his thumbs.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Y'alright cocker?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

he has imprisoned the lead singer of Pulp in his attic

how do you know it's not Joe rather than Jarvis?

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Well he is bald so it must be!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

(I love you mark, pls forgive me!)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

how do you know it's not Joe rather than Jarvis?

because I've got Joe in MY attic.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

....jostling for space with the spaniels.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

nah the baha men let them out.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

....jostling for space with the spaniels.

???

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www1.odn.ne.jp/~cby40440/Cocker%20Spaniels%2012x12-a.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

A very shiny classic.

― Philip French, Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Woah.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

How did I miss this thread last February?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

You were blinded by the (head)light?

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Oi. it does really shine, though *:(

(the * is the light tinging off my scalp)

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

What a bazza.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic, if slightly salty.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, over half the recommended daily allowance!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit, better watch that blood pressure then.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoa, that was a weird trip down s1n1ster memory lane... (I missed this thread 1st time around b/c, er, I wasn't hanging out here 1st time around.)
It's been hot here and I've seen many young (and old and in-between, but I don't pay as much attention to them) bald(ing) men pulling out proper handkerchiefs and dabbing their (fore)heads with them. This is classic.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 5 August 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...

Mark C. would look kind of cute in a toupee!

― triple r, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.joannou.net/petullant//markpucker-thumb.jpg

― M. Houserubbisho, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

there's been a whole thread about that, triple r!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

This is the thread where we help Barry experiment with new and exciting hair styles!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

what a strange thread

― caek, Friday, 13 June 2008 21:51 (seventeen years ago)

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