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I still have a case of the lingering for the last person I was 'with' and it's really high time I move on and I haven't yet developed any new crushes. I'm starting to get on my own nerves. Point me in the right direction my online friends. I beg of you!

Celebrity crushes are cool. I would have a crush on Scarlett Johansen but I don't really want to go see that teenybopper Ocean's 11 or whatever. Just suggest some stuff. I'm bored.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Princess Superstar, why won't you go out with me?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw Princess Superstar DJ at a dance club. She seems a little "hard" bro, the hip-hop equiv of a biker chick.

Do you want a weird fantastic distant crush (i.e. Scarlett) or possibly a healthy, grounded one that might actually result in a relationship?

― andy, Tuesday, 3 February 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bu.edu/bridge/archive/2000/04-14/photos/lahiri.jpg

woo woo

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Princess Superstar, why won't you go out with me?

she lives really near me. i recommend seeing her without makeup/airbrushing/bling wardrobe before declaring undying love. yikes.

xpost

right on, bnw!

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

er sounds like you may need a new celebrity crush too!

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

why do I hear a horn riff whenever I read this thread title?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"one that won't keep me up all night/one that won't make me sleep all day"

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I need a new discman, I'll trade you.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah...

― ModJ (ModJ), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

nick, how about tall hippie rachel. she is really cute. however, i will NOT go to the Fishtank with you to hang out with her.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

ugh. my rachel crushing-on was long ago resolved on the negatory tip. even though she & lukas are in love with each other.

if people loved me like they loved my son i would be a total fucking PLAYER.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

anyway, i'm starting to think i am totally tired of crushing on anyone whatsoever. especially people who don't reciprocate. or even more especially people who recipricate for a mniute and then all of a sudden don't anymore.

i should never post when i've drunk 6 LITs in 2 hours. ever. EVER.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

did you go to lynagh's tonight?

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

no i went to marikkas and played like every prince song in their jukebox and was really fun for like an hour and then really emo for the last 45 minutes. then kevin (whose birfday was tonight) went home with his girlfriend and now i'm being even worsely emo listening to iron and wine.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

and drank 6 LITs and 3 shots of "love".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

that is so cute!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

no it's not! i don't want to have a cruhs on uh this person anymore. i want to just be friends with her an d i'm afraid i'll be all creepy if i don't get the fuck over it!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

so crush on someone else! pick a random person!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:38 (twenty-two years ago)

if only it was that smiple!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:38 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, i can think of two people i havfe crushes on (besides the crushee the crush on whom I really need to destroy so i can be a non-creepy friend as well as defeat one of my many layers of emo) but one i odn't know where she hangs out or whatnot and the other, uh, is Princess Superstar.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:42 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! ok, focus your crush on Princess! like Uri Geller. Melt her with your mind.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:43 (twenty-two years ago)

uri geller! he's awesome! he looks hawt here:
http://www.shamey.com/buckles/uri.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

do i know where the mystery girl hangs out? maybe i can help. or, how about you have a crush on phil's girlfriend abbye. we can divide and conquer! two souls crushed at once! hahahahaha!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i had a crush on abbye when she/i was 14! holy shit emily, stop suggesting crushes from my teenage years ha ha! even though that would be really cool if it worke dout that way.

mystery girl = very small mary with dark hair. i think you know her!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't picture her. in what context would in know her? coffeeshop?

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

okay i've just drank a miller high life and apparently my friend kevin is not gettting it on with his girlfriend tonight so i'm riding my fugking bike over there and he and i are gonna smoke the sweet cheeba and jam on organ and saxamophone on some minor key emo shit and sing about how neither of us are gonna be with the people we really wish we were with tonight. um yeah so there stupid thread i shouldv'e never started!

x-post emily! she is very tiny and has shortish dark hair and has a lip piercing and we saw her at buster's one night!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

the girl that i met a few years ago at that party where she hit me in the head with a beer bottle? i think she is dating someone. but i am not sure. sorry, x-post.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 07:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.wetware.demon.co.uk/simpsons/img/scan.1997-04.fhm.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

please do not lump Iron and Wine in with emo. thanks. ;)

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no Chris definitely! I just mean I get all emotional when I listen to them. This is why I listen to them.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh and thanks Pinky! That is a vision to behold! It reminds me of the time Homer was on the elevator with Mindy the hottie and was like "think unsexy thoughts" and then up came the dream bubble with Barney in a bikini singing the melody to I Dream of Genie.

I have a crush on Ms. Hoover from the Simpsons. That's healthy!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, just recycle old crushes. It's what I'm doing at the mo. Much easier on the old heart muscles!

― the river fleet, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Your welcome! ;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i crush her from Scissor Sisters

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

got'cha nick. I have some nice live recordings of mr sam beam, some of the songs are even better live.

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

My current crush/bitch:
http://www.ne.jp/asahi/sg24164/hiroshi/visual/guitars/sonymd4-2.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I never get a crush on anyone until they get a crush on me. WHICH IS ONCE EVERY MILLENIA.

― Baloney Pony, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

My new crush is on him offa Smallville: Superman the Early Years (I decided this at wobs actually so already it is quite old). The one that is Clark Kent not Daddy Kent. Or any of the others.

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

i crush her from Scissor Sisters

her and him. good lord, they're hot.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

My new crush is on him offa Smallville: Superman the Early Years (I decided this at wobs actually so already it is quite old). The one that is Clark Kent not Daddy Kent. Or any of the others.

That would be Tom Welling! You got good taste in celebs, girl!

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/smallville2.jpg

I saw him in Cheaper By The Dozen last Sunday (really liked that movie, BTW). He was adorable! Really beautiful eyes. Very intense, just how I like them.

― Mellow Dee (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

(Ha. I did a quick search of him on IMDb just in case he was like 17 or something. Hurrah, he's 26!)

― Mellow Dee (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

There's so much retouching on that guy's face it's practically a painting.

― Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

And Raven-Symoné wants her nose back!

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

and a jello puddin pop....cooo coo cooo diddly doo.

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

hey nickalish, where do you get the data MDs for that thing?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickalicious, you're are free to have a crush on me.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I need a new crush
One that won't make me sick
One that won' make me crash my car
Or make me feel three feet thick

I need a new crush
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you

I need a new crush
One that won't spill
One that don't cost too much
Or come in a pill

I need a new crush
One that won't go away
One that won't keep me up all night
One that won't make me sleep all day

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
I'm alone with you baby

I need a new crush
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good

I need a new crush
One with no doubt
One that won't make me talk too much
Or make my face break out

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread makes me think of Huey Lewis...that is not a good thing.

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

gygax! - barney millers

sam - i already have a crush on you sweetie!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

*grins*

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

nickalish:
what kind of a price do you get there?

i use this place.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Not much more than that, theyz going for 13.99 here.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Probably the same w/ S&H. How long have you had it?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

About two months now. I love the thing.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha. crush thread devolving into music tech geekery. PERFECT!

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

oh hushayou.

so nick, wanna come over and help me with my input levels?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Lauren OTM. This development says way too much about my life.

Is that a come-on gygax?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

*flounces off*

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread makes me think of Huey Lewis...that is not a good thing.

I know. Every time I look at even the title of this thread that song starts playing in my head, argh.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Does the video as well? That's the horror I'm trying to ignore.

*flounces off*

IDENTITY THIEF, WE HATES IT HATES IT FOREVER!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, just recycle old crushes. Much easier on the old heart muscles!

Kate OTM! yay for fallback crushes!

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/angelina-jolie/something-like-it.jpg
or even better, yay for crush archetypes!

nickalicious : angelina jolie :: emilymv : richard dreyfuss

"Woah, she's totally Jolieriffic!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

the top of the New Answers list now says "i need a new crush on the homeless"

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

well, not anymore, but it was beautiful when it did.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, point me in the direction of Jolienians! I beg of you!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

They're worse than Raelians.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I want mentally maleable Raelian Jolienians who I can brainwash into loving me! The crazier the better!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

eight months pass...

how bad has it gotten when all you're asking for is a crush? not even an actionable crush, just a crush. at this point, i've forgotten how to long.

― m. (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

except for longing for a crush, obv.

― m. (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

but i mean come on now, meta-longing is hardly longing at all.

― m. (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i have a crush on tv's jeff corwin:

http://animal.discovery.com/fansites/jeffcorwin/games/backstage/tasmania/gallery/tasmania33_zoom.jpg

― paranoia is the hipster's disease (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

so sensitive...

http://animal.discovery.com/fansites/jeffcorwin/games/backstage/indonesia/gallery/one_lg.jpg

― paranoia is the hipster's disease (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I kinda wish I could get rid of the current one(s).

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG this thread.

I have A crush now. She works at the Subway up the street, has a really bad attitude, gigantic eyes and lips and smile and presence. Apparently I made out with her roommate once(!?!?!?!). She doesn't seem to hate me though, which, with her, seems like a very good sign.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

But do customer service crushes ever work?

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2004/10/07/crush/index_np.html

At least, they never work for me. It probably doesn't count if you know their roommate though.

This past weekend, I saw I woman I fell head over heals for last year for the first time since I fell for her. She's still dating this dude who can't support her. She's not going to ditch him either. Oww.

I definitely need a new crush.

― mikef (mfleming), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

nick, which subway does the sammich artist crush work at??

― Dale Panopticalis (cprek), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The one out here by my office, in Crossroad Plaza. Out here in the suburbs of Fayette Mall, which might as well be it's own principality.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I have discovered the secret to having new crushes again! Start playing gigs! I have a crush on our support band from the other night! Hurrah!

― Danger Whore (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 07:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a crush on that baby orangutan.
what a cutie! :D

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Thursday, 21 October 2004 07:14 (twenty-one years ago)

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