BAN THIS SICK BISCUIT STUNT

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Outcry over alcoholic tim tams!! and alcoholic corn flakes! (possibly)

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/02/04/1075853910088.html

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"We are concerned that the effect will be to familiarise children with the taste of alcohol way before they need to think about drinking alcohol," he said.

"We face the taste of alcohol being injected into every possible food-stuff.

"We could see breakfast cereal laced with alcohol."

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I find this bit the biggest chiz of all:

"You would need to consume your body weight of biscuits every hour to reach a blood-alcohol content of .05."

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

CLANG goes the gauntlet

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought you meant the OTHER biscuit stunt.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

which one was that?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, if you've got to ask.....!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:42 (twenty-two years ago)

We rushed out and bought some tonight. They aren't that great. A whole packet would make you spew, so i can only imagine what consuming your body weight in them would do to you.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

have they not heard of wine gums?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread title is the greatest.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Especially if you know the reference.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"sorted for custard creams and digestives"

no coudn't get any to rhyme with wiz.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/mad-science/dr-john-harvey-kellogg/200481.3.jpg

req: plz2be banned until the 29th. if no action prior to that date, pray i RIP

― luriqua, Saturday, 18 August 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/FunMoney/story?id=4872110&page=1

― gabbneb, Sunday, 18 May 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

Well I like them, they have a nice dark chocolate taste. I prefer Jaffa Cakes though. I suppose hardly anyone would like an Oreo covered in Marmite?

― snoball, Sunday, 18 May 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

racist cookies

http://www.theage.com.au/national/coles-backs-down-over-racist--biscuit-20091027-hhjx.html

― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 00:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://i37.tinypic.com/2qmnei1.jpg

― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 00:17 (sixteen years ago)

(lol @ original image filename: 420biscuits-420x0.jpg)

― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 00:17 (sixteen years ago)

breakfast cereal laced with alcohol still yet to debut, sadly

― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 00:28 (sixteen years ago)

you haven't had my baileys cornflakes obv

― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 00:29 (sixteen years ago)

^^ would eat

― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 00:31 (sixteen years ago)

btw who's up for some coon cheese

― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 00:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coon_cheese

^croosh resource

― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)

This reminds me of the Moolatte fubar. I mean, we'll get endless reams of screaming Neil Mitchell talkback grannies going "THIS ISNT RACIST CREOLE IS A FOOD STUPID PC POLICE"

But um... if it isnt racist because Creole is a culture and food (which it is) then why the feck call CHOCOLATE AND CREAM BISCUITS "creole"? Its not like someone didn't know what they were doing. They're not jambalaya flavoured ffs.

― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 03:07 (sixteen years ago)

The depressing thing is every single reply to that article bar maybe 2 is screaming "this is stupid, creole isnt an insult"... totally utterly missing the point.

― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

lol i heard a bit of neil munchole denying climate change this morning, hate that crypto-tory fuckface

― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 03:39 (sixteen years ago)

I cant listen to those pricks. Angries up the blood.

― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 04:00 (sixteen years ago)

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