Stuart Maconie's Autobiography

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A mouthwatering prospect I'm sure. suzy has already deemed it 'the worst book in the history of the world'.

It has the do-you-see title of 'Cider With Roadies'. The man himself is giving a reading at my local Borders soon.

Is it worth stumping the 2 quid for this event (plus however much rotten eggs cost these days) (not a serious question, I'm really fishing for awfulness, thx)?

Actually, to be fair, Maconie and Collins (also an ex-ipc employyee, published author and broadcaster -- look sharp, Marcello) were okay on the radio once.

Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 5 February 2004 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

they were terrible on tv though - anyone remember that music series, wednesday nights on channel 4, presented by johnny vaughan & caitlin moran (can't remember what it was called) and there was a spot where they'd cut away to collins & maconie in their "penthouse" and they went through five minutes of unfunny exchanges - you could hear the shifting whispering sands drift dolefully throughout the audience. it was always a struggle to get the atmosphere back after they'd been on.

that having been said i'm loath to have a go at maconie because we probably would get on if our paths ever crossed. he knows his northern soul, he knows his stockhausen, and yes i know he's on every i love top ten five minutes ago programme, but i don't mind him. along with bob stanley, he's someone i'd like to meet.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 5 February 2004 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

in fact his dad (robin maconie) wrote the best ever study on stockhausen.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 5 February 2004 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never found it in my heart to dislike him, even if he's been pretty useless ever since his move from print to broadcast media. Andrew Collins I find far more irritating - I guess it's the voice.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 5 February 2004 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

'Naked City'

Collins is on 6Music, and I don't mind him so much. Horses for courses.

Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 5 February 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

He's fine as an amiable Radio 2/6 DJ, I guess.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 5 February 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I see what he did there.

I received a copy of this about two months ago, and thought it would be interesting to see what he had to say about NME when I was working there. The only time women were mentioned was to say that those in the office were thin and intimidating (this and other examples of 'institutionalised' sexism make this a RIVETTING read). My thin, intimidating former editor called 'round for a doobie and she found the part where he said he made up live reviews (something she'd always suspected) and may just kick him in bollocks when she sees him. Most of the book is a 'hilarious' take on how four or five very mediocre jobbing hacks managed to parlay not very obvious talents into middlebrow success by giving each other jobs in circle-jerk stylee. And yes, it's so bad I left it on a tube train on the way to a gig.

I fear very much that Jake, my editor friend at Ebury is responsible for greenlighting this and books by A Collins and David Bennun. I can't imagine any of these selling out even part of a 10,000 print run.

Marcello, it was Naked City. And you might well like SM purely because he sounds like an anime chipmunk on Wigan helium, but his MOR blokeyness is awful considering he's got some good taste. But I can't remember if it was him, Quantick or Brown who asked me what 'zeitgeist' meant when it appeared in a review I turned in.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 5 February 2004 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

his very occasional Radio 2 Northern Soul shows are absolutely fantastic so I forgive him everything.

chris (chris), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

'Naked City' that was it. I rambled a bit about Radiohead before, when they were on and were rub and bor, until last song 'Creep' never heared it before and WTF bought it next day...

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember that Naked City prog, and how painfully unfunny c&m's pieces were, especially some bit they did on the nwonw, which was bafflingly crap on any level you care to name. I'm sure they were funny somewhere at some point, that britpop monthly that was good for a while perhaps? Anyway, I'd save my money/time if I were you.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I liked caitlin.

Second series, brought J.Vaughan on as 'co-presenter'. each time he was 'co' on screen, you could see him visually pushig caitlin off the screen/behind him. Bad bad bad.

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I was hoping it would be called Cunt. Gutted.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Collins and Maconie were alright on their weekly radio 1 "they're already calling it the round table of the 90s" review show.

pete s, Thursday, 5 February 2004 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Maconie has always been my staunch man so he has 100 miles of karma as far as I'm concerned.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 5 February 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

He played Ace of Spades at 5 pm on Radio Two the other day when I was on my way home from work. Therefore he is OK by me.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 5 February 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I always liked his writing in the nme, and have never heard him on the radio or seen on television so he's still okay with me. I must admit I can't find the prospect of an autbio very exciting though.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 5 February 2004 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Collins' autobiography ("Where Did It All Go Right") is quite cheering. Probably because it's just nostalgia about a normal childhood rather than being all "look at me and my amazing achievements". It's nice and comforting rather than vomit-inducing. I imagine Maconie's will be not the same.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 5 February 2004 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

I just read it (Maconie's not Andrew Collins' autobiog.) - I liked it a hell of a lot.

The NME part is only one small element of the story and it doesn't have the air of self-congratulation that some people up-thread were fearing.

Bob Six, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 12:12 (seventeen years ago)

Just don't mention DFS 'cos it is not him doing the voiceovers...

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 12:14 (seventeen years ago)

I just finished reading it too, and I also enjoyed it. I don't understand all the animosity here, it's just a book.

You and your Eidolon, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 12:21 (seventeen years ago)

four years ago chap.

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 12:33 (seventeen years ago)

I sort of liked it, but he kept promising stories that he didn't deliver.

Sure, you'd think it'd have tons of NME stories, but I actually thought it didn't have enough.

"Pies and Prej" however, well it's pitched at me really. It's better.

Mark G, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 12:41 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, sorry to be 4 years late - I know you Guardian/Observer fahionistas will have moved onto something more topical :)

Yes - "Pies and Prejudice" I liked a lot too. Some discrete recyling of anecdotes from his autobiography in places - but it made me want to visit some of the places he talks about.

He's miles better than Bill Bryson now.

Bob Six, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 13:41 (seventeen years ago)

did maconie really make a "well post80s hip hop is quite obviously worthless so lets not even bother discussing it because everyone knows this is fact, right?" comment on that pointless 'best decade of music ever' series?

NI, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 14:01 (seventeen years ago)

I find the Radcliffe & Maconie Radio 2 evening show deeply frustrating. Two people who clearly have interesting and varied tastes in music playing bogstandard R2 fodder, often chosen by the audience, with whom they make blokey chat, and whose tastes they claim to share.

It's a long way from Out on Blue Six. Although I still seem to end up listening most nights.

bham, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 14:06 (seventeen years ago)


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