Janet Jackson's apologies are not enough. I demand blood

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She thinks a simple apology will make us forget the fact that she actually revealed a breast to the world? She can back out of award ceremonies and act completely contrite, but it's not enough. We must not let this happen again. Clearly America is incensed, and justly so.

"what is past is prologue"

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 5 February 2004 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

anything to take our minds off this horrible WMD business - mind you that boob could probably wipe out an entire nation on it's own

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 5 February 2004 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

it had pointy parts.

Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Thursday, 5 February 2004 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it was weaponized.

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 5 February 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

weapon of mamm destruction

Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Thursday, 5 February 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

it's got some throw-weight, that's for sure

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 5 February 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I really think Janet should auction that mofo off for charity.

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 5 February 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

or start a kissing booth.

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 5 February 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

How old is Ms Jackson anyhow? Is public breast-baring age appropriate?

Maybe LaToya will try to one-up her, with a little financial encouragement from Larry Flynt...

andy, Thursday, 5 February 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Andy, my mother's immediate reaction to that was "She got the media off Michael. Good plot." Perhaps LaToya needs to jump in for family solidarity.

Maria (Maria), Thursday, 5 February 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/doc_o_day/doc_o_day.html

Well, you can't get blood, but you can join this class action lawsuit against her and get some cashola ...

dean! (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 February 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Christ American's are tragic. So Janet flashed a boob, whoopy doo? 'Think of the children' FOR FCUK SAKE, there are 6 billion breasts in the world, 50% of the population have 2!!! In britain we celebrate breast bearing, even our most popular national FAMILY paper has a full colour picture of 20 year olds with their tits out EVERY day.

John Bull, Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Congrats to you and your awesomeness.

dean! (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

There should be more beast baring.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

wouldn't that be 100%?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes Spencer, it is 100% but since "American's are tragic" we can't read his mind and know that he means female breasts.

dean! (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

more like Tragically AWESOME!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Keanu Reeves as Hamlet

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

TRAGIC KINGDOM

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

those damn "christ americans"

kephm, Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

more like CHRISTMAS AMERICANS!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

He meant "xAmericansx". Fuckin' straight-edge bastards.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"In britain we celebrate breast bearing, even our most popular national FAMILY paper has a full colour picture of 20 year olds with their tits out EVERY day...."

And British men will dress up as women for any conceivable reason they can find... coincedence?

andy, Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I though he was talking about bears' breasts.

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought he was talking about bears' breasts too.

(Hstencil to thread.)

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 5 February 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.blakstone.com/Dragstravaganza%20Site/Images/Edna_HS.jpg

"Page 3 girls made me who I am today!!" - Dame Edna

andy, Thursday, 5 February 2004 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

....even our most popular national FAMILY paper has a full colour picture of 20 year olds with their tits out EVERY day.

Since when do you see Mum and Dad sharing The Sun with the kiddies? "Let's count breasts, shall we, kids? One....two....three....no, wait, THAT'S a bent knee...."

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 5 February 2004 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Janet's boob's got more 'hits' than 9/11 and the gulf war! crazyee... i guess when you've got widespread bloodlust there are bound to be these sorts of episodes...

'if you see me sucking on a tit its R rated,
If i hack it off with a sword its PG...'
-jack nicholson

are they the only options?

Chief Boabab (Chief Boabab), Friday, 6 February 2004 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

As a joke a few years ago I subscribed my g/f to Blair Warner's mailing list - and she has been on it ever since. Due to Ms. Jackson's actions, the whole family lost their "IM" privileges and are dropping AOL. :(

From: Lisa@lisawhelchel.com
To: axxxx@hotmail.com
Subject: Special E-Letter
Date: Mon, 2 Feb 2004 11:59:01 -0600


Special E-Letter

Dear friends,

I am deeply disturbed by what happened during last night’s halftime show of the Super bowl. I was downstairs cleaning up the kitchen when the halftime show began and when I overheard the lyrics of the songs I went upstairs to have the kids switch the channel. Too late! When it was over I called my mother and said, “Did what I think just happened, really happen?”
As a family, we immediately knelt down and repented on behalf of America and pled for mercy on our country. We prayed the scripture in 2 Chronicles 7:14, “If My people who are ÿcalled by My name will ÿhumble themselves, and pray and seek My face, and turn from their wicked ways, ÿ ÿthen I will hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin and heal their land.”

At the end of the game we had a family discussion and talked about how we could make our voice heard, that there were people in America who were not willing to stand back and watch our country go the way of cultures in the past who gave themselves over to the flesh and were destroyed.

MTV produced the halftime show but AOL was the official sponsor. We can’t boycott MTV because we don’t subscribe. But we can cancel our AOL service ­ and we did! When I called AOL this morning to cancel they asked me why I was punishing AOL instead of CBS or the NFL.

I explained that CBS would not know if our family never watched another show on their network because we aren’t a “Nielson” ratings family. Same goes for the NFL. I don’t hold within my hands any influence to impact CBS, NFL or MTV. But AOL does!

If enough people cancel their AOL subscriptions, you can believe me, AOL will go directly to CBS, NFL, MTV and any other acronym involved, and their voice (and pocketbook) will be heard.

May I share a personal aspect to this story? For over a year Haven has been campaigning for “Instant Messenger.” I have repeatedly said no, explaining that I felt it was a time-waster. Last week the subject came up again, but she had a fresh argument. She said, “Television is also a time-waster and you let me watch that after all my school work is done.” I responded, “Good point. Are you willing to trade television privileges for IM?”

When she said that she would, she gave up watching television unless the whole family was watching something together, (which is very rare.) Tucker made the same choice and three days ago Steve loaded AIM, AOL’s Instant Messenger service. (We’ve had an AOL account for over ten years!) She has had the best time since then chatting with her friends and I was happy because, as many of you know, the kids have not made friends as quickly as I thought they would since we moved.

Last night when I put Haven to bed, I told her that I felt like we should cancel our AOL subscription but I would ultimately leave the decision up to Tucker and her because they were the most who would most be impacted by the choice.

With tears running down her cheeks and onto the pillow she said, “I will make the right choice, but it is so hard. I waited so long to get IM. I don’t want to, but I will do the right thing.”

I was so proud of her. (BTW, Tucker agreed, too, but he was more mad than sad.) Living in America, we don’t often have to suffer for our beliefs. I believe canceling our AOL account is a small way that we can take a stand for Christ and do our part in “turn(ing) from our wicked ways.” AOL may not hear, but God will and, perhaps, He “will forgive (our) sins and heal (our) land.”

Blessings,

Lisa Whelchel
www.lisawhelchel.com

P.S. Feel free to forward this E-letter to as many people as you know. Perhaps, collectively, our voices will be heard.


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tootie must have roller skated over her head too many times....

svend (svend), Friday, 6 February 2004 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

FEAR THE NINJA TITTY

nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 6 February 2004 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish tha christian bitch would suck my dick.

ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 6 February 2004 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I GET SO TIRED OF THE FUCKING MISOGYNY/SEXISM SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE GIVE ME A BREAK JUST 5 MINUTES OK??!!!!

Ok, I feel better now.

Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 6 February 2004 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

So can we get back to the sexism and misogyny now?

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 6 February 2004 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

it is inevitable, innit?

Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 6 February 2004 10:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.louisck.com/020404.htm

j4n (Wintermute), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Has no-one pointed out that Dame Edna Everage and Barry Humphries are boith Australian?

Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

(from radio and records magazine)

* According to a an internal memo sent to staffers yesterday by Infinity/Los Angeles VP/AM Programming David Hall and obtained by R&R , "there are to be no live interviews" on News KFWB and KNX/Los Angeles until digital-delay equipment can be put in place.

* Following an Infinity corporate memo telling stations to "take whatever steps are necessary to make sure that the programming is not even arguably indecent," KROQ/Los Angeles morning show Kevin & Bean drops its 5-year-old weekly "Sex U" feature.

teeny (teeny), Friday, 20 February 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Clear Channel fires shock jock Bubba the Love Sponge, adopts new decency standards.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The real worry is that with this being discussed everywhere, soon we might see bare breasts on the internet..

winterland, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Clear Channel suspends carriage of Stern show.

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 26 February 2004 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

note that the stern show originates from an Infinity (Viacom) station, and it's mostly Infinity stations that carry the show, not CC stations.

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 26 February 2004 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/eo/20040311/capt.0f2e7da5c171549a11d52362735092c4

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Teeny I love you

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Screen Grab from the American Music Awards lucky for the 5 second delay

(NSFW)

JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 11 March 2004 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry, please ignore that link. it takes you to the main page of the site, which most would not want to see. the intended image is of janet sunbathing

JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 11 March 2004 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)


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